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Tuesday, 06. September 2022 |
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Added Agares.
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21:32
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Changed the conversation topic to "Finally he’s dead".
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21:32
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Added kind baby.
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21:32
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Changed the conversation picture:
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21:32
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If we do yeam
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21:32
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I couldn’t think of a joke
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21:33
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| kind baby |
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so is this going to be the deathcult/azeri death yeam
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21:38
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| Agares |
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Yes
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21:39
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Soo last night (august 27th) Laik convinced his boyfriends to sleep over with him but now it’s the morning after (August 28th) and that’s Azeri’s birthday so Laik made cookies for him
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21:39
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| kind baby |
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Mwahhahauahhaaa
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21:44
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okay
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21:44
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so they just wake up
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21:45
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and laiks making cookys
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21:45
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| Agares |
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Yeah Laik tiptoed around his house to get to the kitchen so he didn’t wake them up
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21:45
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| kind baby |
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aww
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21:45
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okk yeam
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21:45
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j: (just barely waking up and his glasses are missing) fuk
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21:46
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j: wally wake up my glasses are missin
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21:46
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w: (dead)
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21:46
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| Agares |
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L: (walks in quietly and whispering) did I hear Jef up????
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21:47
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| kind baby |
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j: laaaiikkk laiiikkk where are you i cant see (runs into a wall)
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21:47
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| Agares |
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L: oh my gosh Jef don’t do that here (gives him his glasses)
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21:47
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| kind baby |
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j: thank you......why did you have them
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21:48
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| Agares |
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L: I picked them up off the floor because you left them there….
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21:48
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L: I didn’t want to step on them
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21:48
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| kind baby |
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j: oh now i feel bad for being mad. are you making breakfast
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21:48
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j: (goes in kitchen)
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21:49
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j: ..?
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21:49
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| Agares |
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L: (follows him quickly) I’m making cookies actually! Sorry I know I’d usually make breakfast for you but it’s Azeri’s birthday and I wanted to make him something
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21:49
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| kind baby |
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j: azeri...........?
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21:49
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| Agares |
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L: I just ate cereal you can have some if you’d like
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| kind baby |
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j: thats your weird neighbor right
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21:49
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j: i swear ive seen him online before
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21:50
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| Agares |
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L: well he’s not that weird I prefer using the term unique but yeah
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21:50
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L: online? Where?
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21:50
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| kind baby |
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j: ....
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21:50
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j: babe im a redditor im so sorry
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21:50
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| Agares |
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L: awww it’s alright we all have our flaws
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21:51
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| kind baby |
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j: but i swear ive seen someone named azeri on the shadows subreddit
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21:51
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HELXODJSSXKCC
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21:51
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| Agares |
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L: he said he used to use throwaway accounts to post about toothpick on Reddit I wonder if he started using his main
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21:51
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| kind baby |
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j: weird guy. can i visit him
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21:51
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| Agares |
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L: yeah well sure after the cookies get done. Let’s get Wally up don’t wanna leave him here all on his own
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21:52
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| kind baby |
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w: hi
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21:52
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| Agares |
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L: Oh! Hi Wally!!!! Sleep well?
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21:52
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| kind baby |
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w: (his bedhead is terrible. important detail)
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21:52
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w: as good as ill ever sleep
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21:53
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j: awwww
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21:53
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j: i wuv u wally
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21:53
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w: (tired)
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21:53
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| Agares |
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L: eeheheh we’re about to head to Azeri’s but i guess we need to fix your hair first let me get something I’ll be back (leaves)
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21:54
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(Oven timer goes off)
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21:54
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| kind baby |
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w: no please dont touch my hair
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21:54
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w: they always do this jef
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21:55
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j: ..laik! his hair is so moe! please dont ruin it.
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21:55
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L: (pretty much runs back with hairbrush) uhm well. Guess it is pretty cute (puts the hairbrush down and deals with the cookies)
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21:56
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| kind baby |
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w: thank you please tend to your baking before you burn the entire house down
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21:57
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w: are those for me perhaps?
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21:57
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L: oh nononono sorry Wally I’ll make you some later they’re for Azeri! Like I said while you were dozing off we’re gonna head there as soon as they’re cooled a bit
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21:58
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L: can I offer you some cereal? What kind of milk do you like. Oat milk or soy milk
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21:59
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| kind baby |
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w: ...milk
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21:59
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j: soy?!
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21:59
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j: :O
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21:59
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L: I guess soy milk it is
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21:59
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| kind baby |
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j: wait no no laik i only drink dairy its part of my diet
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22:00
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j: and cereal is too high in carbs
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22:00
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w: ..?
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22:00
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w: didnt know you were one of those health freaks
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22:00
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| Agares |
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L: it’s so good that you want to be healthy Jef! What do you eat for breakfast with your diet
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22:01
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| kind baby |
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j: uhhh no just trying to get in shape. been feeling the looming threat of an apocalypse lately yeah
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22:01
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j: two raw eggs
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w: :|
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| Agares |
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L: uhm. Are you sure that’s really healthy I can make you eggs anyway you like them I promise
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22:02
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L: just tell me how to cook them
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22:02
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| kind baby |
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j: i like omelets but...
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w: just eat the damn eggs cooked freak
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22:02
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j: yessir! one omelet please
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22:02
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L: hey Wally don’t be mean it’s his personal life choice!!! I’ll make you an omelette right away
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22:03
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L: what about you Wally? Cereal still good?
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22:03
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| kind baby |
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w: not hungry
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22:03
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| Agares |
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L: Aw you have to eat something
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22:03
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L: breakfast is the most important meal of the day
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22:03
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| kind baby |
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w: fight me
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22:04
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j: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
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22:04
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j: (hugs wally) dont worry we’ll make you feel better
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22:04
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w: no its not that. well it is a little bit
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22:04
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| Agares |
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L: what’s wrong you can tell us
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22:05
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| kind baby |
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w: i have that looming sense of dread as well
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22:05
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w: well not an apocalypse per se
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w: but the stench of death is unmistakable
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22:05
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| Agares |
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L: the wha? Wally stop making stuff up (plates the omelette)
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22:06
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| kind baby |
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j: uh well i disposed of that body like you asked me to if thats what youre worried about!
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22:06
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j: (looks to see if laiks expression changed) .... just kidding
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22:06
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| Agares |
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L: I was just confused I mean… I would keep the secret if you were for real
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22:07
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| kind baby |
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j: no we only have plans
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22:07
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w: (nods)
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22:07
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| Agares |
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L: plans you haven’t shared with me?? (Stares at knife block on the counter)
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22:07
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L: (looks back) please tell me
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22:08
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| kind baby |
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HELP
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22:08
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j: oh nothing was just planning to murk someone in verdens and see if they came back as a shadow
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22:08
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j: nothing serious
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22:08
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w: yeah its part of something im testing
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22:09
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L: killing is serious! My family are a bunch of assassins wouldn’t you at least have one of them do it for you?
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22:09
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| kind baby |
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w: could be better that way rather than hands on
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22:09
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w: its just very specific what im trying to do i dont want anyone in the way
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22:09
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| Agares |
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L: yeah but it’s not as dangerous…. Oh why am I even counting anyway! Murder is BAD!,,,!!!
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22:10
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| kind baby |
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w: its good murder
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w: its for a good cause
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w: and if everything works out they will be our friend
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22:10
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L: okay but there are certain requirements that turn people into shadows right? Don’t they have to be miserable?
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22:11
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| kind baby |
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w: yeah thats why we’ll target the dredges of society
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22:11
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w: i mean
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22:11
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w: stop asking questions
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22:12
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w: ill let you in on it when need be
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22:12
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j: yeah laik wallys a mysterious guy. you just gotta trust the process
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22:12
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L: I’d rather be let in on it all time if he is. I’m going to get properly dressed and you two can talk about your secret plans all by yourselves then hmph it’s like you wish I wasn’t here!! I’m a resource!!! I have followers and connections Wally!
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22:13
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| kind baby |
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w: this is true
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22:14
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j: oh laik you are more important than you know :(
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22:14
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| Agares |
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L: awwwwww thank youuuuuuuuuu (goes into room to change) talk to me through the door no peeking okay
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22:15
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| kind baby |
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(both wally and jef are silent)
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22:16
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(except for jef awkwardly eating his omelet)
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22:16
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| Agares |
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L: (finishes getting dressed and walks back out) jeez you are talkative today aren’t you
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22:16
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| kind baby |
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w: must i repeat myself? fight me
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22:17
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| Agares |
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L: Wally I couldn’t do that to you.. remember that time I jokingly light punched you and you were out for 2 minutes?
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22:17
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| kind baby |
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j: (spits out omelet)
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22:18
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j: HAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHA
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22:18
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w: ....yes
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22:18
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| Agares |
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L: hehehe it’s true just me and him it was nice.. he also kidnapped me and forced me to stay at his house for days on end
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22:18
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L: (gets a basket thing, puts blue tissue paper in it, and puts the cookies in) there
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22:19
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| kind baby |
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w: reminiscing arent you
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w: i recall you were scared out of your mind. although that was for a good cause as well
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22:19
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j: oh wally why dont you kidnap me?
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22:20
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w: i try
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22:20
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w: you get bored when you realize i have no electronics
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22:21
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L: I wasn’t very prepared for what was to come when I met you Wally.. you know I went and hung out with my friends from Popsicle last week and it was almost weird. Stepping back into my fuzzy pillowy safe space I guess (shrugs)
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22:21
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L: one day I want to bring them to toothpick just to have some fun and go on a “ghost hunt” with all of my equipment like we used to but in a real haunted house you know
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22:22
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| kind baby |
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j: umm lets go see azeri
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22:22
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| Agares |
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L: yes!! He’s probably up by now. Well up from his basement he probably didn’t sleep knowing him
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22:22
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| kind baby |
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j: was just worried you might kiss me again
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22:23
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j: not complaining but the pretenses of it being a failed murder attempt was too much!
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22:23
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w: ..
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22:24
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L: be worried I’ll kiss you anytime Jef just maybe not with the murder part. I’m still sorry about that I don’t know what was wrong with me! I took a break from tumblr to reflect and now I’m fine
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22:24
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| kind baby |
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hes so fuckinh funny
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22:24
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| Agares |
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L: I’ll never live down the controversy though (looks down in horror) welp let’s go to Azeri’s (holds door for both Wally and Jef)
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22:25
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| kind baby |
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j: heehee i love my boyfriends so kind to me
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w: thanks
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22:26
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| Agares |
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L: I try to be as much as possible you know when you’re trying to please a prince nothing but the best works! You’re also here Jef so I do it for you too
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22:26
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L: (knocks on door) …no answer..
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22:27
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| kind baby |
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w: (pulls out a key and unlocks his house)
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22:27
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w: he does it to me i do it to him too
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j: ?!
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22:28
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L: nice one Wally! I have a key to his house too I think everyone does
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22:28
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L: I didn’t steal it he just said “some day I will not be present to open the door ” and handed it over
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22:28
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w: azeri! your neighbor made you cookies. i know you cant resist the allure of a chocolate chip treat
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22:29
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j: damn he must be a real hermit
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22:29
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| Agares |
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L: ….. is Aesma and Lam not here?
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| kind baby |
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w: guess not
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22:29
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L: oh well let’s check his room first maybe he just hasn’t woken up yet
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22:30
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j: whats that pile of grass in the corner....?
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22:30
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w: euuhhhhhhhh lams bed. aesma made it for her probably
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22:30
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L: yeah if you see any like leaves or grass or sticks or bones or blood stains or anything like that it’s Aesma’s thing
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22:30
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L: don’t worry about it
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22:31
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| kind baby |
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j: :(
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j: awesome...
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22:31
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| Agares |
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L: empty bedroom
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L: that only leaves one place… (picks up key from under mat thing on a table)
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22:32
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L: I’ve never been down to Azeri’s basement before
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22:32
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L: I know he spends a lot of time there but it’s not my business
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22:32
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| kind baby |
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w: i have. if he died id go through everything
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22:32
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| Agares |
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L: he told me if he died he wanted me to “publish all of his documents” most other people he talks to said that’s just a normal thing he talks about
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22:33
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L: interesting dude
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22:33
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| kind baby |
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j: fuck i gotta meet this guy
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22:33
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L: (unlocks basement door and opens it) Aaaaazzzzzeeeerriiiiiii it’s moooorrrrnnninnngg HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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22:33
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L: he would respond by this point wonder what’s he’s up to
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22:34
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| kind baby |
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j: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY
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22:34
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w: shush (puts hand over jefs mouth)
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22:34
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j: (licks it)
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22:34
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w: awaasAAWAA
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22:34
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L: oh you two quit it (walks down stairs slowly) you’re starting to creep me out I mean.. are you like trying to prank me or something?
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22:35
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| kind baby |
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w: smells like death down here
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22:36
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w: whats he doing
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22:36
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j: maybe he doesnt shower very much?
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22:36
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L: …
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22:36
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L: (walks back up) hey uhh maybe we should call someone
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22:37
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| kind baby |
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w: lets go see
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22:37
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| Agares |
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L: NO NONO it’s okay
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22:37
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| kind baby |
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w: come with me laik
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22:37
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w: (walks down)
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j: ah... mystery
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22:37
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| Agares |
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L: no I don’t. want to. Wally
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22:37
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| kind baby |
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w: so messy down here and ejgh the smell is getting worse
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22:38
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| Agares |
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L: just come back upstairs
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22:38
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| kind baby |
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w: azeri
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22:38
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j: (turns on flashlight on phone)
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22:39
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| Agares |
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L: GAYS GET BACK UP HERE RIGHT NOW
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22:40
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*guys
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22:40
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| kind baby |
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HECNLLJVVVDDCBFDCGGDCH
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22:40
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LETS GO GAYS LETS GO
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22:40
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w: azeriiiiiiiiiiiioh.
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22:40
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j: (pans light to something and drops his phone)
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22:40
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| Agares |
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L: I told you not to do that
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22:41
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| kind baby |
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w: well i already knew i just wanted to confirm
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22:41
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| Agares |
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L: I didn’t see it either I just don’t want to
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22:41
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| kind baby |
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w: do you want to call someone laik? or take matters into our own hands?
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22:41
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| Agares |
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L: (dialed “91” on his phone) well the police don’t come here do they?
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22:42
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| kind baby |
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j: oh my god is that a real dead body?
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22:42
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| Agares |
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L: yes Jef it is
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22:42
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| kind baby |
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w: theres frances and jules...
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22:42
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w: jef dont touch that
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22:42
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t think we want them finding Azeri’s documents… he keeps track of everything that happens here
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22:43
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| kind baby |
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w: so im imagining you expected this to happen one day
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22:43
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w: does it not shock you? do you not want to find out what did it?
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22:43
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j: i dont see any wounds...
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22:44
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| Agares |
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L: I. Don’t. Want to think about it Wally. I’m not coming back down there
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L: but at least get the real light switch
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22:44
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| kind baby |
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w: ya just gonna let him rot?
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22:44
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j: (shakily walks over to the light switch and turns it on)
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22:45
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| Agares |
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(Azeri is hooked up to some sort of electrical looking equipment)
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22:45
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| kind baby |
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j: the fuck?
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22:45
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| Agares |
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L: what is it?
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22:45
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| kind baby |
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j: some weird machine thing hes hooked up to
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22:46
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| Agares |
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L: What?? (Taps foot a few times) oh well my parents always said I was too curious for my own good (walks back down and immediately recoils and looks away from the corpse) EEGGHK
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22:47
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| kind baby |
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w: you should be used to this by now
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22:47
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j: laiiiik! (hugs laik) its ok we can go back upstairs if you like
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| Agares |
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L: aaaauauauggg can someone ever be used to this it’s usually not my friend! Usually they are either alive or undead not just dead dead!
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22:48
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L: (hugs Jef back and starts crying a little)
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22:48
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| kind baby |
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w: im sure he’ll come back as a shadow at some point
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| Agares |
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L: wait that’s who we should call
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L: your aunt!
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22:49
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| kind baby |
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w: ill call her (gets out flip phone)
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22:49
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j: (wipes laiks tears) im sorry it wasn’t your fault
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j: people are most likely to die on their birthday
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| Agares |
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L: WAIT SERIOUSLY???????? I NEVER WANT MY BIRTHDAY TO HAPPEN AGAIN
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22:50
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| kind baby |
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w: yeaaa its azeri he finally kicked the bucket
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22:50
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w: laik wants you to come over
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22:50
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w: were in his basement
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22:50
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| Agares |
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L: (gets next to phone) Miss Friend please I don’t know how to dispose of a corpse
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22:51
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| kind baby |
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w: i mean we can just be undertakers for a bit
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22:52
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w: thought aesma wouldve picked him clean by now though. eh
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22:52
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| Agares |
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L: weird. Wonder if this equipment made him not attractive to eat for some reason
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22:52
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| kind baby |
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w: you know how aesma is probably
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22:52
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j: no maggots or bugs on him either its astounding
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22:53
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j: he must be Very inedible
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22:53
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| Agares |
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L: nature just hates him I guess. He didn’t like nature. The only thing he enjoyed about nature was the process of picking it apart into mathematical formulas
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22:54
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L: seemed to be what he was doing most of the time. Trying to figure out exactly how this universe works in every way
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22:55
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| kind baby |
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w: so he probably did something pertaining to that he shouldnt have
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22:56
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w: im glad philas out with his uncle right now
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22:56
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| Agares |
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L: would he care? I don’t think he’d be very good with corpses but he’s a shadow now so. I’m going to throw up from the smell is there any way to change how much air is coming through I’m suffocating (coughs)
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22:57
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F: (walks down stairs) hiii are you boys down here
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22:59
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| kind baby |
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j: hello miss!
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23:05
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j: i mean queen!
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23:05
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| Agares |
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F: miss is alright now where’s the corpseoh
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23:05
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F: what was he doing
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23:06
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| kind baby |
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j: no external wounds and no assisted decomposition
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23:06
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j: very strange
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23:06
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j: i couldnt tell you. none of us can
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23:06
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| Agares |
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F: guess everything is just so repulsed by him they don’t want anything to do with it. Wonder what this machine is, doesn’t look like he just electrocuted himself for funsies this seems different
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23:08
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| kind baby |
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w: aesma and lam are also nowhere to be found
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23:08
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j: does he usually do that? Electrocute himself?
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23:08
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| Agares |
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F: let’s just say no one would be surprised if he did
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23:09
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F: hmmm let me see let me see what was Azeri talking about last time I saw him……. He knocked on my door and asked about underworldian laws
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23:10
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F: OH he asked for souls from purgatory a while back
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23:11
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23:13
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23:14
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Rest in piss Azeri
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23:23
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Tuesday, 27. September 2022 |
| Agares |
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One month later
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21:12
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I’m gonna delete some of it because eghghh not into how I left off
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21:13
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| kind baby |
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Wait
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21:21
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I just saw
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21:21
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Ok i continue
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21:22
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| Agares |
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Yay
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21:22
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| kind baby |
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w: what does that mean...
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21:22
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t know he was describing some strange experiment he wanted to do just regular Azeri things I completely brushed it off
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21:23
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L: wait should we tell his daughter?
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21:23
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F: I don’t see Aesma or Lam around anywhere
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21:23
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| kind baby |
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j: i do feel that impending sense of dread now that i think about it wally.
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21:24
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w: get used to it
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21:24
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w: its pretty common around here
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21:24
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| Agares |
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F: don’t worry Jef with Azeri gone that means his bad luck should be too
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21:25
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L: I mean his robot Sam we should call her
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21:27
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F: oh yeah I kinda forgot about her. If you have her number go ahead
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21:28
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L: okay.. I’ll be upstairs
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21:28
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| kind baby |
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j: but but this is a guy that died
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21:34
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j: hes not just bad luck he was a human being
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21:34
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| Agares |
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F: Do you realize I’m the grim reaper? Him being dead doesn’t mean anything to me everyone is dead when I see them it’s just what the difference is between him and every other guy that just died
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21:35
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| kind baby |
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j: well... why is he not in hell yet?
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21:40
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| Agares |
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F: I have to get paperwork done
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21:41
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F: for regular people it can take months to years but I’ll personally fast track him because he won’t take long to review
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21:41
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F: once I do he’ll wake up with a new name and a new face for himself. Maybe he’ll enjoy a fresh start you never know
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21:45
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| kind baby |
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j: but... dont people turn into shadows when they die
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21:48
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w: it depends
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21:48
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| Agares |
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F: I can make a demon a shadow instead but it doesn’t work the other way around. You are right that Azeri specifically would have to be a shadow
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21:49
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F: while it’s fun to swing around my scythe is not just a toy or status symbol I have to manually do a spell on each soul entering the underworld. I would up my quota to get rid of the build up in purgatory but my arm gets a little sore : (
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21:51
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| kind baby |
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j: how many people do you get a day
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21:54
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| Agares |
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F: depends I say 40-60? Depends if it’s an all demons day or if I have a bunch of shadows to get through
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21:55
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(Laik and Sam walk down the stairs while Sam talks about Azeri’s rule about shutting the basement door after you go through it)
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21:56
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L: we’ll close the door when we get done I promise
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21:56
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S: (looks over at Azeri’s corpse) oh. Yeah I see what you’re talking about
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21:57
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Piss
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22:22
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Wednesday, 28. September 2022 |
| kind baby |
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Sorry i was so sleepy I underestimated how sleepy i was
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05:58
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| Agares |
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It’s okay
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06:11
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| kind baby |
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I slept until 11am 😭😭
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12:01
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| Agares |
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I slept until 9 am
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12:07
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Well actually more like 10
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12:07
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Saturday, 01. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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Theuhhh
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22:29
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| Agares |
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Hello
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22:29
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| kind baby |
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j: so umm.. are you guys gonna dispose of him or... do you guys have funerals.
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22:30
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| Agares |
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F: We have funerals it’s just would anyone want to come : /
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22:30
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| kind baby |
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j: :(
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22:30
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| Agares |
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L: that’s rude I’d show up!
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22:31
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| kind baby |
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w: would it be like philas? just curious
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22:31
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w: i wouldnt
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22:31
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| Agares |
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F: mehhh probably not we’d just break into one of these churches or something I guess but you could drink at it if you want I wouldn’t care
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22:32
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L: he deserves respect Friend
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22:33
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| kind baby |
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w: thank you mommy
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22:33
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| Agares |
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S: do you guys know what this machine is?
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22:34
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L: I was kind of hoping you did
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22:34
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| kind baby |
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w: whatever it is i wouldnt touch it
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22:34
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w: considering it killed him
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22:34
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| Agares |
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S: he wouldn’t die from something unless he wanted to
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22:35
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F: accidents happen. Clearly he was pushing his luck (holds up one of the wires)
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22:35
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S: did you mess with his papers?
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22:36
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L: I don’t think anyone did I didn’t get that close to him
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22:38
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S: someone messed with these. This isn’t how he organizes things. Are you sure you’re the ones to find the body?
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22:38
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| kind baby |
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j: is he... already a shadow....
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22:39
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| Agares |
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F: he’s not yet but he will be
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22:39
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S: (takes Azeri’s jacket off of him) he’ll want this clean when he comes back
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22:41
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L: it has corpse germs you can’t do that he won’t want to wear that
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22:42
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F: he WILL want to wear that for sure
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22:42
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| kind baby |
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22:43
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i mean its jesse pinkman but its also jef
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22:43
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| Agares |
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My mom asks for different McDonald’s toys whenever they have Disney ones
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22:44
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| kind baby |
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oh my god
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22:44
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| Agares |
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I KNOW (sob)
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22:44
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| kind baby |
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j: this is making me sick. im sorry. is there a bathroom in this nightmare house
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22:44
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| Agares |
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L: upstairs to the left do you want me to come with you and show you or are you okay on your own? Actually I just want to get out of here
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22:45
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F: looks like everyone is getting bored. I am too. Do you have everything you want from here Sam? I’m about to close this up for now (summons scythe)
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22:48
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| kind baby |
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j: no im not... im nto bored its just disturbing
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22:51
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j: laik come with me
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22:51
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| Agares |
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L: okay Jef let’s go
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22:51
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S: (grabs Azeri’s laptop and the rest of the papers on his desk) I think I know what he was doing, but it looks like he failed anyways. Maybe the most limitless of our minds still have their walls they cannot breakthrough. Even if his mind was truly limitless it was his form that held him back. A life like his could only end in unreasoned carnage
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22:53
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F: definitely something Azeri would be doing.
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22:54
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| kind baby |
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w: too smart for his own good
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22:54
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w: should we tell phila or just let him find out when he realizes azeri disappeared
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22:54
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| Agares |
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F: he doesn’t come here anyways why would he care
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22:54
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| kind baby |
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w: hes uhh. hes probably out with adrian right nwo isnt he
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22:54
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| Agares |
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F: yeah I wish he’d stay home more. They can go to a museum but me and him can have fun outings like this!
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22:55
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| kind baby |
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(friends phone rings)
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22:55
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w: [lol] speak of the devil
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22:55
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| Agares |
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F: (picks it up) what is it I’m actually doing things right now like aaacccttually I have my scythe out and everything
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22:56
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| kind baby |
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a: yawn phila wants to come home today
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22:56
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a: bad time? which poor soul are you terrorizing right now
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22:57
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| Agares |
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F: don’t worry about it it’s just a guy from toothpick you haven’t met him. Kind of a messy situation but I was just about to teleport his body out so it won’t take long
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22:58
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F: he built some weird machine and no one knows what it’s for but it killed him I guess I’m gonna file it as a threat or something I don’t think it is though? I don’t want to touch it but anyway it’s perfectly fine if Phila comes home thanks for calling Adrian
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23:00
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| kind baby |
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a: oookay are you going to pick him up after this or do i need to go to “toothpick”
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23:02
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| Agares |
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F: I’d prefer you didn’t come here. Verdens is fine but you (shifts the phone to being on her shoulder while she holds up her scythe getting ready to swing) really need to learn how to teleport to the underworld and back up on your own it would save a me a lott of time
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23:03
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| kind baby |
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a: christ lady im trying you know if i can even get to the underworld i cant bring myself back up
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23:05
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| Agares |
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F: hm well that’s alright and I know it would inconvenience you the same way it inconveniences me to go to Verdens everysingletime he wants to come home but my time is worth a lot you know?
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23:06
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| kind baby |
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a: and mine isnt.... which is why im heading to toothpick
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23:07
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a: are you fuckin with me though it doesnt even show up on my gps
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23:08
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| Agares |
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F: NO NONONO I’m coming there I’m coming there right now look look (uses scythe to teleport Azeri god knows where) I’m coming right now don’t even worry about it
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23:08
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| kind baby |
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a: (away from phone a little) no you cant go to the underworld by yourself
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23:08
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a: alright miss sounds good to me
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23:09
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| Agares |
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F: Okay (breathes out really hard) okay I’ll see you there
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23:09
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| kind baby |
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a: mwah (lets go)
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23:10
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| Agares |
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F: (hangs up) okay Wally are you coming with? We’re just getting Phila
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23:10
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| kind baby |
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w: well it beats being stuck here
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23:10
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w: i dont feel safe knowing aesma and lam arent being babysitted by azeri anymore
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23:11
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| Agares |
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F: we’re safer now than we’ve ever been. Aesma was always out there and never caused disturbances I’m actually more relieved by the fact that they’re where they belong and not being trapped by mr blue
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23:13
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| kind baby |
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w: i dont see it like that
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23:13
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w: i think theyre looking for another victim.
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23:13
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| Agares |
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F: then it’s just another Azeri. What’s so wrong with that? Clearly it’s a natural cycle so why is it wrong to let it play it’s course?
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23:14
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| kind baby |
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w: what if i end up being another azeri?
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23:14
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w: im not taking my chances
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23:15
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w: i mean, theres a lot of respectable things about him but...
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23:15
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| Agares |
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F: aw he’s not respectable sweetheart he’s insane. Also there’s too much wrong with you already (walks up the stairs and knocks on bathroom door) dearies are you done vomiting or making out in there whichever you’re doing I don’t know.
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23:16
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| kind baby |
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j: yeah one sec!
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23:16
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| Agares |
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F: we’re ditching this dump going to the city to get My Son
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23:16
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| kind baby |
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j: (hugs laik) sorry this is just a lot more than i was expecting today
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23:17
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| Agares |
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L: (hugs Jef back) me too me too I just wanted to make something nice for him and… sigh
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23:17
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| kind baby |
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j: hey... at least things cant get any worse
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23:18
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| Agares |
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L: for him no. He’ll finally be a shadow and maybe the curse will be lifted. That’s all I can hope for him
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23:18
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L: the system is very predictable as far as you can know what will happen to someone when they die. That’s comforting
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23:19
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| kind baby |
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j: i guess by the city they mean verdens... um... you can keep my clothes at your house im too tired to go get them
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23:19
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| Agares |
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L: you’ll get them back when I wear them (heart)
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23:20
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| kind baby |
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j: hehehe
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23:20
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j: (smoochys laik) lets go
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23:20
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| Agares |
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L: (blush) okay okay (opens bathroom door) let’s go Friend
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23:21
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F: okay everyone hold hands 123 wheeee (teleports to Verdens)
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23:22
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| kind baby |
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j: auuuuuu thats sick
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23:22
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j: like. hold on (throws up)
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23:22
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w: you get used to this too
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23:22
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| Agares |
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L: I’ll never get used to it it makes me so EXCITED like the first time I went through the portal at your house Wally it reminds me of that
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23:23
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L: teleportation and portals are a must experience for everyone can’t believe not everyone gets to do it
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23:23
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| kind baby |
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w: i solemnly agree
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23:24
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| Agares |
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F: this is my favorite store I always teleport in front of it
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23:24
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| kind baby |
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w: what even is this
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23:25
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| Agares |
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F: it’s like… general stuff I guess? Like it’s not a grocery store but you can buy food there and it’s not a furniture store but they sell furniture and they have the cutest dresses but they are for sure not a clothing store
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23:26
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P: (appears from behind) Fucked up store. I hate it in there
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23:26
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F: Phila!! Hey baby where’s Adrian
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23:27
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| kind baby |
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a: sup
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23:27
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a: shadow senses are crazy. he ran off without me
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23:28
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| Agares |
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P: no she just likes this store
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23:28
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| kind baby |
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a: why here...? devs loves this store
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23:28
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| Agares |
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P: god what is wrong with you people
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23:29
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| kind baby |
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a: hes probably in there right now he had to run some errands
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23:29
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a: hey. this store is awesome. i got my favorite dress from here
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23:29
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| Agares |
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F: he’s snorting coke off the dressers probably
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23:29
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P: he has better places to do that
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23:30
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| kind baby |
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a: so dreamy
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23:30
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| Agares |
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F: anyway I wouldn’t mind dipping in and seeing what they have in stock
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23:30
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| kind baby |
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(YESYESYEYDYED PRIce family shopping trip)
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23:30
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| Agares |
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P: UGGHGHGH WHYYYY I want to go back to the underworld should of just let Adrian come to toothpick and get killed
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23:30
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| kind baby |
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a: why would i have gotten killed pray tell
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23:31
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a: you guys got some kind of demon cartel over there
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23:31
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j: (whispers to laik) im pretty sure i dropped acid with this guy when i was on the streets
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23:32
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| Agares |
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P: it wouldn’t have anything to do with us you’d just get struck by lightning or some shit nothing to do with you that place is insane
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23:32
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L: ACID? (Whispers) wait sorry we’re whispering… acid??????
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23:32
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| kind baby |
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a: ?
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23:32
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a: oh.... carrottop do i know you from somewhere?
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23:33
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j: you tell me
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23:33
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a: wait wait.... tommy
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23:33
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j: you got it
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23:33
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j: but they call me jef
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23:34
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| Agares |
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L: yeah his name is Jef,., I don’t know what you guys were doing dripping the acid or whatever but Jef will not be doing drugs anymore
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23:34
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| kind baby |
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a: small world (does a handshake with jef)
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23:35
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a: ohhhh yeah dude this is like. number one tripsitter in verdens. five stars. would let him sit my kids
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23:35
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| Agares |
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P: I want to do drugs. Can you tripsit me (pleadingface)
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23:36
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| kind baby |
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j: ujumhmhmhhmymyhh
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23:36
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j: i dont. Do kids
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23:36
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j: i mean
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23:36
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j: kids arent doing drugs
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23:36
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j: i mean no
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23:36
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| Agares |
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P: NOOO look I can be taller just give me a minute!!!! And we know each other you’re my brother’s boyfriend I’m not a kid I’m a TEENAGER YOU ARE TOO!
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23:37
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| kind baby |
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a: woaaahhh
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23:38
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a: hey phila. no drugs
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23:38
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| Agares |
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F: he’s right. No drugs. The only time you’re permitted to do anything like that is if I say so
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23:38
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P: Adrian why can you do drugs but I can’t this is not right
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23:38
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| kind baby |
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a: i havent done anything like that in ages man
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23:39
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| Agares |
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P: I avoid messing with your boyfriends coke all the time MAN I could steal that shit any time I want and I don’t MAN credit where credit is due I wouldn’t do that to Devi
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23:40
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| kind baby |
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d: (comes out and drops his bag of groceries)
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23:40
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| Agares |
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P: ohh he caught you with your sidechick must feel bad man
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23:41
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F: we thought you’d be here Devi
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23:41
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| kind baby |
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d: who told you?! (awkwardly picks up his groceries and keeps dropping them like a pathetic little meowmeow)
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23:42
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a: hey devi come here
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23:42
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d: (walks over to adrian) did you do this
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23:43
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a:nah phila just wanted to go home and he ran off here (gives devi his sunglasses)
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23:43
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| Agares |
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F: your eyes are the color of piss
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23:44
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| kind baby |
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j: YELLOW EYES?!
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23:44
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j: ive never seen that in a shadow before... sorry
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23:44
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| Agares |
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L: it’s more rare
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23:44
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| kind baby |
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a: aw man howd you know. you sound like that guy (points to wally)
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23:45
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| Agares |
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L: we’re just a bunch of shadow loverssss we’re also each others loverssss we’re all datinggg if you care to notice
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23:46
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P: I thought you were still violently against a polycule
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23:46
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| kind baby |
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d: are you all here to kill me
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23:47
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| Agares |
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F: no we’re here to spend time with you just go shopping together you know normal stuff? You might do as a family?
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23:47
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| kind baby |
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d: wha..
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23:47
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d: yeah yeah ill go shopping again
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23:48
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a: (imitates snorting coke to friend) :)
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23:49
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| Agares |
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F: we can go to a different store if you want we don’t have to stay here
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23:50
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| kind baby |
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d: we can go to moretti’s its a really expensive store but i. I can pay
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23:51
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a: i know a guy who shoplifted from there like four times
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23:51
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| Agares |
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F: sure you can pay.
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23:51
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P: I’m going to shoplift something
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23:52
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| kind baby |
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j: i wouldnt even know what to do with myself in a store like that...
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23:52
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w: ah hey did we forget about azeri or
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23:53
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| Agares |
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P: what about Azeri?
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23:53
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| kind baby |
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a: azeri... remember one of you talking about that guy
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: we weren’t going to TELL HIM WALLY
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23:53
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P: Azeri’s an insane guy who lives in toothpick. What did he kill the guy you were taking care of before this?
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23:54
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| kind baby |
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w: ...
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23:54
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j: ...
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23:54
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| Agares |
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L: ..I want to be honest with you Phila I know you’ve known Azeri for just as long as we have so this will hurt but you do have the right to know. Azeri died and we discovered his corpse in his basement.
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23:55
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P: he had it coming for him LOL
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23:55
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| kind baby |
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does he say l.o.l or lawl
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23:56
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| Agares |
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Lawl there he awesome faced
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23:56
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| kind baby |
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oh my god
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23:56
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d: hey what the fuck was that
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23:56
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a: language
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23:56
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a: in front of children? for shame...
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23:56
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| Agares |
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P: you’re seeing things Devi maybe you should get off the powder for a while???
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23:57
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| kind baby |
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d: im not “on the powder”
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23:57
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| Agares |
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P: well what the fuck are you then because you aren’t well
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23:57
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| kind baby |
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d: why do you think that (scratching his arm)
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23:58
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| Agares |
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P: god damn Dev you aren’t covering anything up let’s just go. (Flashes him the awesome face again before turning around)
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23:59
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Sunday, 02. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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d: (flinches)
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00:00
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| Agares |
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F: don’t worry about him Devi
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00:00
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L: I think this might be the fanciest clothing store I’ve been to
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00:01
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| kind baby |
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a: its always kind of a culture shock
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00:02
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a: i remember devs took me to get a jacket tailored and i was so shocked
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00:03
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a: was like ....300? you got ripped off for one. two,one of the best jackets i own
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00:04
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| Agares |
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P: mehhhh this place is boring. I don’t even see anything worth shoplifting just high price tags. If you showed me this place when I was 13 I would’ve bought it out
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00:04
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P: they can’t tailor suits for me
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00:04
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P: no matter how hard they tried.
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00:05
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| kind baby |
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d: (picks up some dark green sweater) so awesooome
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00:05
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d: its dior
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00:05
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| Agares |
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P: looks like a dark green sweater to me. Almost reminds me of what Sonder wears
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00:06
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F: that is NOT the color of Sonder’s sweater his isn’t even dark it’s like olive green
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00:07
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P: I’ll kill you bitch
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00:07
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| kind baby |
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i love them
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00:07
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a: no swearing
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00:08
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| Agares |
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P: shove it up your…. You know what sowwy Adrian I didn’t mean it she should just shut up about her opinions once and a while you know?
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00:08
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| kind baby |
|
One moment
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00:09
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00:09
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| Agares |
|
What
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00:09
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| kind baby |
|
Back
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00:26
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| Agares |
|
Why did lezbo demon possession make it any clearer
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00:27
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| kind baby |
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It just did
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00:27
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Its a movie about leszbo demon possession my mom wanted me to watch
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Oh okay
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00:27
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Anyways back to yeam I guess
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00:27
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| kind baby |
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d: adriiian try this on (falls on him holding some blazer)
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00:28
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a: you think i dont have enough clothes
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00:28
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t think it would look bad on you at all
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00:29
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| kind baby |
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a: i dont do blazers... makes me look like a douchebag
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00:29
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| Agares |
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F: like you don’t already?
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00:29
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F: I joke!
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00:29
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| kind baby |
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a: rude.
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00:29
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a: i guess theres nothing on the line then (throws his jacket to friend)
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00:30
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| Agares |
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F: what am I supposed to do with this
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00:30
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| kind baby |
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a: (puts on the blazer) kind of silly over my button up no
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00:30
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(he is wearing a extremely bright patterned shirt)
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00:31
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| Agares |
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F: it is kind of funny (puts on Adrian’s jacket) I think I’m going to be taking this one I like it better on me
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00:31
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P: give him back his jacket he looks bad
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00:33
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| kind baby |
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a: rude. fuck all of you im getting the blazer
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00:34
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| Agares |
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P: no swearing asshole
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00:34
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| kind baby |
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w: hmmm... laik do you see anything that strikes your fancy
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00:34
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| Agares |
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L: strikes my fancy?? Not really. I guess I’m used to the underworld stores now I like their color palettes a lot better. Oo there is this button up though.. (picks up red patterned button up) looks cute to me
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00:36
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L: (looks at tag) so expensive :( I can’t do this
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00:36
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| kind baby |
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w: mr nilsen said hed pay
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00:36
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| Agares |
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L: that doesn’t mean I’m taking advantage of his kindness
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00:37
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F: I am (picks up 3rd dress)
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00:37
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| kind baby |
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j: (walks over to them wearing a fedora, dress shoes and a long jacket) sup guys
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00:37
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| Agares |
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L: AWWWWWWWW YOURE SUCH A WRECK I LOVE IT
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00:38
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L: you should get them all
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00:38
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| kind baby |
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j: i think i will
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00:39
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| Agares |
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L: Wally isn’t he cute
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00:39
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| kind baby |
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w: (worry)
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00:39
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| Agares |
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L: don’t be a hater Wally
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00:39
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| kind baby |
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w: you look greeeaaaaat
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00:40
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| Agares |
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L: you made an effort that’s all that matters
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00:40
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| kind baby |
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j: (takes off fedora) i do like the jacket
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00:40
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j: makes me feel evil
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00:40
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| Agares |
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L: I like clothes that make me feel evil too like these all of the red paint on it makes me feel like It’s the blood of my enemies I’ve slain
|
00:41
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| kind baby |
|
DCHHTDVHJHF JJJ
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00:42
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w: ah that reminds me
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00:42
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w: our plan
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00:42
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| Agares |
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L: going to let me in on that any time soon?
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00:42
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| kind baby |
|
w: do you really want to be
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00:43
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| Agares |
|
L: well I can’t stop you from doing what you want I just want to know why you’re murdering someone
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00:43
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| kind baby |
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j: sh! not so loud
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00:43
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j: were in public
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00:43
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d: whats that weird mannequin
|
00:44
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d: (blinks) it just disappeared.......
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00:44
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| Agares |
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P: hello? Seriously you need to be checked out I’m not even joking with you
|
00:45
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| kind baby |
|
d: no shut up. it was weird it had spiky hair
|
00:45
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| Agares |
|
P: ??? Like that helps your case? I’m sure the mannequin with spiky hair was totally a real thing. Get a grip
|
00:46
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| kind baby |
|
d: look do you see it
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00:48
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a: devi. devi. do you want me to walk you home
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00:49
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| Agares |
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P: wait no I think I see something
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00:49
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F: shut up Phila stop joking with him let’s go home sorry Adrian couldn’t keep Devi together well enough for us to have a shopping trip
|
00:50
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P: fuck it’s gone
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00:50
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| kind baby |
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d: im serilis and im fucking fine im totally together
|
00:51
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| Agares |
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F: no you aren’t you’re lucky I let my child around y- (gets bumped into) Ow hey!!
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00:52
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?: oh uhhh sorry miss..
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00:53
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F: you don’t look like you belong in here. Are you lost dear?
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00:53
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| kind baby |
|
a: so backhanded
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00:53
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| Agares |
|
?: no. Well kind of. It’s a long story I’m looking for my friend
|
00:54
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?: we were out getting supplies and now I can’t find him
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00:54
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| kind baby |
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d: DOES HE HAVE SPIKY HAIR
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00:55
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|
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d: sticks up like thiiiiis? (messes with his hair)
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00:55
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| Agares |
|
?: y-yes!! Have you seen him????????
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00:55
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F: what the fuuuck
|
00:55
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| kind baby |
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d: yeah right there (points to an empty side of the store)
|
00:55
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| Agares |
|
?: okay thank you. I can’t always see him so the help is appreciated
|
00:56
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| kind baby |
|
w: hey just who the hell are you
|
00:56
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| Agares |
|
F: okay woah woah woah is he a shadow? Did he look like one Devi?
|
00:56
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| kind baby |
|
d: no it was more uuuh... transplucent. no horns or tails...
|
00:57
|
| Agares |
|
?: that’s the one. I’m sorry I don’t know if I should be giving out my name I think it’s better if I don’t..
|
00:58
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| kind baby |
|
w: i think its better if you do. prince wally of the underworld. this is my mom who is also the queen of hell
|
00:59
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|
|
w: tell us your name. now.
|
00:59
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| Agares |
|
P: ..Prince Phila of the underworld… queen of hell is also my mom…
|
00:59
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|
|
?: wait so you’re Wally?
|
01:00
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| kind baby |
|
w: yes?
|
01:00
|
|
|
w: who are YOU?
|
01:00
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| Agares |
|
?: okay I wasn’t gonna say because you would never see me again but I guess you would. My name is Sal
|
01:01
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| kind baby |
|
w: nice to meet you sal (holds out hand)
|
01:01
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| Agares |
|
Sal: If you’re here to arrest me you can take me
|
01:01
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| kind baby |
|
w: youre making it too easy... we have no clue what youre doing
|
01:02
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w: and youre just here telling on yourself. so, can you tell us what youre doing business with
|
01:02
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| Agares |
|
Sal: I’m an independent researcher
|
01:03
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| kind baby |
|
w: yeah weve got lots of those (looks at laik and jef)
|
01:03
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| Agares |
|
Sal: not like them.
|
01:03
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| kind baby |
|
w: can you tell us more about that
|
01:03
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| Agares |
|
Sal: I’m not interested in the underworld. In fact I’m not interested in Heaven either
|
01:04
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| kind baby |
|
w: okay. so why are you assumedly messing with shadows
|
01:04
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| Agares |
|
Sal: I wasn’t messing with shadows, why would I make the shadow problems here in Verdens worse? I’m just looking for new discoveries. He won’t come out. He doesn’t want you here.
|
01:06
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F: DEFINITELY a shadow possession victim
|
01:06
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| kind baby |
|
w: i think so too
|
01:06
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|
|
w: should we fool around with it or
|
01:06
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| Agares |
|
P: I want to see what he’s doing.
|
01:07
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| kind baby |
|
j: (whispers to laik) i kind of get the feeling this isnt a shadow thing actually
|
01:07
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| Agares |
|
L: eee something new
|
01:07
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| kind baby |
|
j: right im so excited
|
01:07
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| Agares |
|
Sal: what are you talking about?
|
01:08
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| kind baby |
|
j: sorry. are you talking to us? nothing!
|
01:08
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| Agares |
|
Sal: (points to Laik) you’re Neptune. I know that one. So you must be Jef?
|
01:09
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|
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L: every time I get recognized it feels more dangerous
|
01:09
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| kind baby |
|
j: hhuuuuh. did you put my real name on tumblr “neptune?”
|
01:09
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j: oh wait the carrd. doink
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01:10
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j: yes
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01:10
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| Agares |
|
Sal: you have no quarry with me. Please leave me alone
|
01:11
|
| kind baby |
|
AHAIAHAHAHAJAHHAAU
|
01:11
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|
sorry i lvoe that phrase
|
01:11
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|
w: look we just want to help you
|
01:11
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| Agares |
|
Sal: this would happen much easier if you left me alone. I am not being possessed by a shadow I’m trying to help someone else
|
01:12
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| kind baby |
|
w: who.
|
01:12
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w: (gets out a pocket knife) you will tell us
|
01:12
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j: wally! youre gonna get us kicked out
|
01:12
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| Agares |
|
Sal: (bolts for exit but he is very slow)
|
01:13
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| kind baby |
|
w: (grabs him by his shirt)
|
01:13
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d: fuck okay im going to pay for everything and you guys can duke it out somewhere else hahahahaha
|
01:13
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a: jesus christ
|
01:13
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a: always something crazy with the prices
|
01:14
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: OKAY I’m building a bomb leave me alone or you’re next okay???????? Let me be
|
01:14
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| kind baby |
|
w: what.
|
01:14
|
|
|
w: why?
|
01:15
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: because I want to. Scientific discovery like I said
|
01:15
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| kind baby |
|
w: (gets close) and why would you say that here?
|
01:15
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| Agares |
|
Sal: :) because I need to leave
|
01:15
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| kind baby |
|
w: we’re going to find out where you live
|
01:16
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: I know where you live
|
01:16
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| kind baby |
|
w: no you dont.
|
01:16
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| Agares |
|
Sal: in Kokiri’s old house where they used to have the parties? I know where keys to your house are actually
|
01:16
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| kind baby |
|
w: so youre in cahoots with azeri
|
01:17
|
|
|
w: but why? and how? and what does a bomb have to do with it... so many questions so little time
|
01:17
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| Agares |
|
Sal: wha. Let me go
|
01:18
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| kind baby |
|
w: no. you know azeri
|
01:18
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| Agares |
|
Sal: Azeri is dead leave me alone
|
01:18
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| kind baby |
|
w: so hes a shadow now and hes talking with you. how old are you
|
01:18
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|
|
w: how do you know that? we just found him dead this morning
|
01:18
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| Agares |
|
Sal: well you know I knew him already right? We talked on the internet so I at least know he hasn’t been responding
|
01:19
|
|
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Sal: use your head
|
01:19
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| kind baby |
|
w: no normal person would assume someones dead because of that
|
01:19
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|
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w: he told you what he was doing. what that machine was for
|
01:20
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| Agares |
|
Sal: yes I know of “that machine” a great invention
|
01:20
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| kind baby |
|
w: lets go outside (drags sal out)
|
01:21
|
|
|
w: what is it
|
01:21
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| Agares |
|
Sal: you can’t do anything to stop what’s happened. You can’t uninvent something. Welcome to the new world where anything is possible. Made by Azeri
|
01:22
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| kind baby |
|
w: what the fuck are you talking about
|
01:22
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|
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w: look just tell me what he even did. give us some closure alright
|
01:22
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| Agares |
|
Sal: it’s impossible Azeri would be a shadow. The reaper is here for gods sake. I thought you’d be smarter than this Wally
|
01:22
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| kind baby |
|
w: i dont know what fucking happened
|
01:23
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| Agares |
|
Sal: it’s not for you to know
|
01:23
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| kind baby |
|
w: yes i admit it im totally in the dark please just tell me
|
01:23
|
|
|
w: please
|
01:23
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| Agares |
|
Sal: okay no bomb
|
01:23
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| kind baby |
|
w: :|
|
01:24
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| Agares |
|
Sal: I promise I just said that one
|
01:24
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|
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Sal: don’t tell my parents or they might take away my car privileges and that would put me off even further
|
01:24
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| kind baby |
|
w: oookay
|
01:24
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|
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w: stop beating around the bush tell me what you and are azeri are conspiring
|
01:25
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| Agares |
|
Sal: it’s not a crime.
|
01:26
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| kind baby |
|
w: it sounds like a crime against humanity the way you put it honestly
|
01:27
|
|
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w: i wont hesitate to kill you. i can leave and the police will never find me
|
01:27
|
|
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w: you know that well at least dont you
|
01:27
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| Agares |
|
Sal: the system you run is more of a crime against humanity if you ask me. Why don’t you talk to Azeri about it. Sure he’ll have the answers you’re looking for. I’m just 17 stop harassing me. The only things I’m planning to do are good for us. All of us
|
01:28
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| kind baby |
|
w: i dont care how old you are
|
01:29
|
|
|
w: but it makes sense why azeri was talking to you now.. anyway
|
01:29
|
|
|
w: hes dead. you know something about that that i dont
|
01:30
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: well I guess I told a fib there. He’s not dead but he’s not a shadow or a demon. Or an angel for what it matters.
|
01:31
|
| kind baby |
|
w: ...?
|
01:31
|
|
|
w: so the guy in the store did see him
|
01:31
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| Agares |
|
Sal: he’s waiting inside. I can’t speak to him until you aren’t listening
|
01:32
|
| kind baby |
|
w: but what do you mean
|
01:32
|
|
|
w: if hes not dead then what do you mean
|
01:32
|
|
|
w: we saw his body
|
01:32
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| Agares |
|
Sal: he doesn’t need a body
|
01:32
|
| kind baby |
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w: ...
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01:33
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w: please dont tell me hes a ghost
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01:33
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| Agares |
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Sal: wait has this happened before
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01:33
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| kind baby |
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w: what?
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01:33
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| Agares |
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Sal: nevermind
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01:33
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| kind baby |
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w: i think you’re the first person ive ever been scared of
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01:34
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| Agares |
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Sal: it’s hard when you can’t understand isn’t it
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01:34
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| kind baby |
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w: we’re leaving. but just know we’re keeping tabs on you
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01:34
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w: yeah.
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01:34
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w: (goes back in and walks to friend) azeris in here
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01:35
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w: but there’s nothing we can do about it
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01:35
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| Agares |
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F: what? But he can’t be a shadow his body was soulless must’ve gone to purgatory
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01:36
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| kind baby |
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w: i dont understand it either and... i just want to get out of here
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01:36
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| Agares |
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F: what did that guy tell you
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01:36
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| kind baby |
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d: hahahaha adrian im like 600 dollars in debt right now
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01:36
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d: anyways
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01:36
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w: i cant even explain it
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01:36
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| Agares |
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F: well if you’re spooked we can get out of here. Did you get a full name on the guy?
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01:37
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| kind baby |
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w: no...
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01:37
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| Agares |
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F: oh well. Probably just another regular lunatic. Do you think he’s actually building a bomb
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01:38
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| kind baby |
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w: no he told me he wasnt and i
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01:38
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w: i think he was just making fun of me. i think im going to assume he knows everything azeri knows
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01:38
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| Agares |
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F: do you think he knows on his own like he’s cursed too or Azeri just told him. Those are two very different scenarios
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01:39
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F: either way I guess I understand why he’d be insane
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01:39
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| kind baby |
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w: azeri told him. he knows where i live and where i keep my keys
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01:40
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| Agares |
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F: creepy. Do you want to stay with me for the time being
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01:40
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| kind baby |
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w: yes (hugs friend)
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01:40
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j: wait but wally!!!!!!
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01:41
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w: not now
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01:41
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| Agares |
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L: Wally don’t let that guy scare you too much. I get scared when you talk all the time
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01:42
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| kind baby |
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j: wallys never scared...
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01:42
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j: it must be pretty bad
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01:42
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t know.. Friend can you bring us with you I don’t want to leave Wally alone
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01:43
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F: of course.
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01:43
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| kind baby |
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a: whatever youre all getting into now i want no part of it. just putting that out there
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01:44
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t know if you can choose. Verdens is the new Toothpick
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01:44
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| kind baby |
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a: christ
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01:44
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| Agares |
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F: I wish the best for you Adrian, hopefully this will all blow over
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01:44
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P: that guy was crazy I want to walk into stores and make bomb threats
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01:45
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| kind baby |
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a: phila me and devs are going home
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01:45
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a: be safe okay dont make bomb threats
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01:45
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d: peace motherfuckas
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01:45
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d: i mean goodbye
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01:46
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| Agares |
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P: byeeeeeeee love you daaaddddd
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01:46
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F: (teleports everyone who asked to leave with her)
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01:46
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A: Devi.
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01:47
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| kind baby |
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OH MU GOD I THOUGHT YOU JUST WANTED TO BE ADRIAN RO SOME REASON AND GOT SUPER CONFUSED
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01:47
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| Agares |
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AISJAJ
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01:48
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| kind baby |
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LIKE ARE YOU STEALING MY OC? OKAY
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01:48
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| Agares |
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No. Ghost time
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01:48
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| kind baby |
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muahahahaa
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01:48
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d: what
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01:48
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a: uhh i didnt say anything
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01:48
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| Agares |
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A: Devi over here
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01:48
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| kind baby |
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d: ?
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01:48
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d: ahh that weird fuckin mannequin (walks away)
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01:49
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a: you know what i just realized i think friend took my jac...ket.....
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01:49
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| Agares |
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A: Hey I’m stranded. And I don’t particularly know how you’ll respond to this but I can’t materialize for that long because I don’t know how and. (Disappears)
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01:50
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| kind baby |
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d: what....
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01:50
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d: hey come back!
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01:51
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| Agares |
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A: Sorry. Find that kid please
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01:51
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| kind baby |
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d: the bomb threat freak?
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01:51
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d: thats a big demand
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01:51
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d: whats in it for me
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01:52
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| Agares |
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A: knowledge. Being A Part
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01:52
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| kind baby |
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d: .....
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01:52
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d: yeah sure im down with that
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01:52
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d: i guess
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01:52
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d: (runs out to sal)
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01:53
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a: the fuck
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01:53
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a: (texts friend: i think phila was right)
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01:53
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| Agares |
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Sal: Azeri!
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01:53
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A: you can’t run off I can’t see very well remember
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01:54
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| kind baby |
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d: whats a zury
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01:54
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| Agares |
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A: my name. I am Azeri Bule. I died a few days ago
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01:54
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| kind baby |
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d: the guy
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01:54
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d: the guy they were all talkinabout?
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01:54
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d: ao youre a shadow now
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01:55
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| Agares |
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Sal: nonononono this is much bigger than that
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01:55
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| kind baby |
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d: wowwwww
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01:55
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| Agares |
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A: I thought getting the drugged out guy would help more than getting Adrian would
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01:56
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| kind baby |
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d: im not drugged out
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01:56
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d: im finely out come on
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01:56
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| Agares |
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Sal: something important to understand is that none of us are crazy here. Nothing we are doing is crazy, we’re just trying to get the job done. Don’t believe them if they say either me or Azeri is crazy they’re wrong
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01:58
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| kind baby |
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d: ookay
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01:58
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d: i dont even know nonne of you guys
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01:59
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d: i dont do the toothpick business
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01:59
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| Agares |
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Sal: this isn’t toothpick business this is everyone’s business
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01:59
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A: you’re getting too into it. Let Devi be
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01:59
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| kind baby |
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d: how dya know my name
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02:00
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| Agares |
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A: you’re Adrian’s boyfriend. Adrian is Phila’s dad. Phila is Friend’s son. I know Friend personally
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02:00
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| kind baby |
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d: actually were fiances...
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02:01
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| Agares |
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A: really really.. you got that down Sal?
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02:02
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Sal: (typing in his phone) yeah yeah.
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02:03
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| kind baby |
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d: we wanna get married by next year its a whole thing
|
02:04
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d: oh god why am intelling you this
|
02:04
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| Agares |
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A: no that’s nice I’m glad you two are happy. I could never stay in a relationship long enough to get married
|
02:05
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Sal: I hope I get married to someone someday but m girlfriend is really getting in the way
|
02:05
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Sal: so I think I might reassess my wants
|
02:06
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| kind baby |
|
d: ....
|
02:06
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d: fuck i gotta get back to adrian
|
02:06
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d: he’s probably wondering where im at
|
02:06
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| Agares |
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A: do you think he’ll believe you about this
|
02:07
|
| kind baby |
|
d: no...
|
02:07
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| Agares |
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Sal: he’ll come to learn. Poor shadow. He’ll never be free
|
02:08
|
| kind baby |
|
d: what
|
02:09
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: don’t worry about it. It was nice meeting you Devi
|
02:10
|
| kind baby |
|
d: okay.. ok im going now
|
02:10
|
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d: (goes baxk to adrian)
|
02:10
|
|
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a: i was getting worried about you... you are coked out lets go home
|
02:10
|
| Agares |
|
How anticlimactic
|
02:11
|
| kind baby |
|
its perfect
|
02:11
|
|
|
everything can only get more climactic
|
02:11
|
| Agares |
|
Sal actually came out more terrifying than I meant him to. He hasn’t had very much sleep so he’s worse on that
|
02:12
|
| kind baby |
|
hes so scaryyy
|
02:12
|
|
|
we should cut to friend & co
|
02:12
|
| Agares |
|
Yeah
|
02:12
|
|
|
L: so Friend are you not concerned at all??
|
02:12
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|
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F: nope
|
02:12
|
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F: I don’t mess with Azeri
|
02:13
|
| kind baby |
|
w: (crying)
|
02:14
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| Agares |
|
L: I can’t believe you don’t care more. Wally doesn’t do this. This is big
|
02:14
|
|
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F: my job is to take care of the underworld anything beyond that isn’t my concern
|
02:15
|
|
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L: UGH. Tell her Jef.
|
02:15
|
| kind baby |
|
i forgot i drew devi with sunglasses like 2 weeks ago
|
02:16
|
|
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02:16
|
| Agares |
|
Awwwwwwwwwww
|
02:16
|
| kind baby |
|
j: yeah it seems pretty serious. you said azeri is a ghost right?
|
02:17
|
|
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w: (nods)
|
02:17
|
|
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j: and theyre planning something big?
|
02:17
|
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w: (nods)
|
02:17
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| Agares |
|
P: I won’t lie I’m kind of scared too of course I’ve always known Azeri could do an infinite number of horrible things but it’s just which one
|
02:18
|
|
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F: (fixing her lipstick) knowing him it’s something we aren’t even aware of
|
02:19
|
| kind baby |
|
w: i cant even begin to understand it
|
02:19
|
| Agares |
|
F: I don’t know how being a “ghost” would work. I don’t feel like thinking about it either
|
02:20
|
|
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F: probably just a natural shadow
|
02:20
|
| kind baby |
|
w: (crys harder)
|
02:20
|
| Agares |
|
L: Friend you’re making it worse :( I hate seeing him like this I’m going to cry too
|
02:21
|
| kind baby |
|
j: wally its ok theres always gonna be weird anomalies and freaks in this world you wont understand
|
02:21
|
| Agares |
|
L: I would say that we need to study it but wouldn’t that be the same thing as that guy?
|
02:21
|
| kind baby |
|
j: what do you mean laik
|
02:22
|
| Agares |
|
L: The guy who Wally talked to seemed to know what Azeri knows right? That would probably be the outcome of studying it. I don’t want to go crazy
|
02:23
|
|
|
F: ugh that guy’s not clinically insane or something he’s just wrapped up in Azeri’s theories
|
02:23
|
| kind baby |
|
j: yeah... even i have a cap to my forbidden knowledge level
|
02:24
|
| Agares |
|
F: he idolizes Azeri. He copied a lot of ways Azeri acts. That’s why I thought it was for sure a shadow situation
|
02:25
|
|
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F: I feel bad for him honestly. He’s probably just a kid who did nothing wrong on his own
|
02:25
|
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F: oh well things happen
|
02:25
|
| kind baby |
|
w: its so bad because i know in my heart that azeri did transcend the natural order of being a shadow
|
02:25
|
|
|
w: he is a ghost and its all got to be part of some weird project
|
02:26
|
| Agares |
|
F: but project to do what?
|
02:26
|
| kind baby |
|
w: thats the part i dont know
|
02:26
|
| Agares |
|
F: no end goal. Also typical of Azeri. He just wants to tear the fabric of the universe apart I suppose
|
02:26
|
| kind baby |
|
w: its not working its just driving me insane
|
02:27
|
| Agares |
|
F: then go talk to him again if you need to know that bad
|
02:27
|
|
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F: he scared you though. You don’t want to talk to him
|
02:28
|
| kind baby |
|
w: (looks away)
|
02:28
|
| Agares |
|
L: (gets phone call) Sam! Do I have some things to tell you.. Azeri’s computer???
|
02:29
|
|
|
L: uhm..
|
02:29
|
|
|
P: I’ll go get her
|
02:29
|
|
|
L: (off the phone) so Sam also discovered our guy
|
02:30
|
|
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L: his messages with Azeri on the computer
|
02:30
|
| kind baby |
|
w: yeah they were internet friends
|
02:30
|
| Agares |
|
P: (back with Sam)
|
02:31
|
|
|
S: his name is Sal Blanche as far as I can tell
|
02:32
|
|
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F: blanch? Like the cooking thing. Stupid
|
02:32
|
| kind baby |
|
j: could be an alias
|
02:32
|
| Agares |
|
S: yes but one that Azeri is under full belief it’s real himself
|
02:33
|
|
|
S: seems like they spoke the day he died
|
02:34
|
| kind baby |
|
w: what did he say
|
02:34
|
| Agares |
|
S: Azeri told him if it didn’t work to not worry, because he’s done this before, and he will do it again until his desired results are reached. in response Sal told him that he’d be happy to meet him on the other side. Not very descriptive
|
02:36
|
| kind baby |
|
w: ...
|
02:36
|
|
|
w: i have a headache
|
02:36
|
| Agares |
|
L: medicine?
|
02:37
|
| kind baby |
|
j: i have aspirin
|
02:37
|
|
|
w: this is the sort of headache medicine will not fix
|
02:37
|
| Agares |
|
Pulling out big lore tip that Laik carries around headache medicine
|
02:37
|
|
|
This is canon.
|
02:38
|
| kind baby |
|
oh my penis
|
02:38
|
|
|
jef just carries around aspirin to take everytime something mildly bad happens to him
|
02:38
|
|
|
like a tiny useless smoke break
|
02:38
|
| Agares |
|
Laik does it because one of his parents has migraine issues and he wanted to be helpful so now it’s just a habit
|
02:39
|
|
|
L: you can leave to go to your room for now if that’s what you’d like Wally
|
02:39
|
| kind baby |
|
w: yes please i would like to sleep
|
02:39
|
|
|
w: goodnight
|
02:39
|
| Agares |
|
L: I love you Wally, we’ll figure this out
|
02:40
|
| kind baby |
|
j: its barely 2pm i ... think.... (gets out phone and the clock is fucked up like mincraft)
|
02:40
|
| Agares |
|
F: it’s 56 here but don’t worry about what that means
|
02:40
|
| kind baby |
|
j: im kind of worried about all this too
|
02:41
|
| Agares |
|
L: we all are
|
02:41
|
|
|
S: maybe if we have another run in I will be the one to go up?
|
02:42
|
| kind baby |
|
j: i hope you dont come back crying too
|
02:42
|
| Agares |
|
S: (laughs a little) I can’t cry silly
|
02:43
|
| kind baby |
|
j: o oh sorry....
|
02:43
|
| Agares |
|
S: if it’s any regular Azeri antics I’m used to them. He built me after all
|
02:43
|
| kind baby |
|
j: sorry if that was robocist
|
02:44
|
| Agares |
|
S: Azeri told me if robots could cry they would never stop
|
02:44
|
| kind baby |
|
j: what the fuck thats kind of ominous
|
02:45
|
| Agares |
|
F: Azeri always talks like that. I’m sure whatever Sal was telling Wally was just spewing out the same kind of stuff Azeri says all the time
|
02:45
|
|
|
L: once when I first moved in I asked him how he was and he told me “the sun will rise in spite of me” I just said said I’m sorry because.. I don’t know what else was I supposed to say to that
|
02:51
|
| kind baby |
|
oh shit i almost fell asleep lol
|
03:09
|
| Agares |
|
It’s okay I’m tired
|
03:09
|
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|
Goodnight
|
03:09
|
| kind baby |
|
nightt nightt
|
03:10
|
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|
Y
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03:10
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|
The
|
22:36
|
| Agares |
|
Yayyyy
|
22:37
|
| kind baby |
|
j: i think you shouldve killed him
|
22:37
|
|
|
j: like, took him out back and shot him like a dog. when you started hearing the crazy stuff
|
22:37
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| Agares |
|
F: trying to kill Azeri would prolly end up with more people hurt than it’s worth
|
22:38
|
|
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F: (yawn) I’m kind of surprised he could die
|
22:38
|
|
|
That emoji looks so stupid if you don’t know it’s a yawn
|
22:39
|
| kind baby |
|
AHSKDJDJSFKOG
|
22:39
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j: i wouldve done it.
|
22:39
|
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j: if i knew him. just me though im sure
|
22:39
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| Agares |
|
L: He wasn’t a bad person?!
|
22:40
|
|
|
L: he was just a little strange is all. He planted flowers with me and my mom
|
22:40
|
| kind baby |
|
j: he made wally cry (pensive)
|
22:40
|
|
|
j: vicariously through that larperguy
|
22:41
|
| Agares |
|
L: I doubt Azeri meant for that to happen
|
22:41
|
| kind baby |
|
j: still. you are all desensitized to so much
|
22:41
|
|
|
j: but if it was me. (makes a little gun gesture) pewpew
|
22:42
|
| Agares |
|
L: threaten to kill a guy and say we’re desensitized??
|
22:42
|
|
|
L: I wish you could’ve met him you two have a lot in common I think
|
22:43
|
|
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L: you would’ve been friends
|
22:43
|
| kind baby |
|
j: you think so
|
22:46
|
|
|
j: you know what im thinking. i think i need to go home
|
22:46
|
| Agares |
|
L: back to Verdens?! Where that guy is?!
|
22:47
|
| kind baby |
|
j: yes. and im going to find a job and pretend none of this ever happened. probably.
|
22:48
|
| Agares |
|
F: it’s a lot harder to escape than that dearie
|
22:48
|
|
|
F: you’re the one who caused supernatural problems in Verdens. I think subsequently you brought all of the creeps out of the dark
|
22:49
|
| kind baby |
|
j: yes and if you can believe it i kind of regret it now
|
22:56
|
| Agares |
|
F: that’s good but you can’t take it back sorry to tell you
|
22:56
|
|
|
F: unless you got hands on that time machine. Speaking of Azeri
|
22:57
|
|
|
S: I wonder where they store that thing, hope it’s safe
|
22:59
|
| kind baby |
|
j: yes thatd be perfect actually. so i can go back and fix everything that went wrong in my life to get me in hell with my boyfriend crying himself to sleep in the other room
|
23:00
|
| Agares |
|
L: nooooooo Jeffffff
|
23:01
|
|
|
L: you can’t use the time machine you’ll only mess things uppppp
|
23:01
|
|
|
L: would you rather have not met Wally or me at all?
|
23:01
|
| kind baby |
|
j: ..sometimes
|
23:03
|
| Agares |
|
L: I guess that’s okay.. sometimes I wish I never moved to toothpick but then I think of all of the people I’ve met and the things I’ve experienced and I think of the kind of person I would be if I didn’t go through any of that
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23:04
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L: there are bad days here of course, this is definitely one of them, but I would never take it back
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23:04
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| kind baby |
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j: hmmm
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23:05
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j: maybe we all just need a big nap
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23:05
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| Agares |
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S: I’ll keep looking through his laptop for any more information while you do that
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23:06
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| kind baby |
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j: gonna see if wallys ok with us sleeping in the same bed
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23:07
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| Agares |
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L: I would like to as well if that’s okay..
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23:08
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| kind baby |
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j: goodnight friend. goodnight sam. goodnight other guy
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23:09
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| Agares |
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P: Sleep well knowing I’m right outside
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23:10
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Okay can we cut to Laik getting a notification on his phone
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23:11
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| kind baby |
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yes
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23:19
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| Agares |
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Okay
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23:19
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(Laik’s phone buzzes)
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23:19
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L: mhhffhfhfhffhn (picks it up to see what it is) ..what?
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23:20
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L: Hey guys get up I just got a message from someone who says they’re Sal
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23:21
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| kind baby |
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j: wha how...
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23:23
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w: zzz
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23:23
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| Agares |
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L: my dms are always open..
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23:23
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L: (reads out loud) “I just got back from getting supplies and thought I’d check my social medias. So you’re aware I do know your name is Laikin, but I’d like to refer to you in a professional manner because that’s what you are to me. A year or so ago you answered an ask I submitted, and now it wouldn’t really matter, but at the time it meant a lot to me to get direct information from Toothpick. I wanted to thank you for that, although I’ll see you again I’m sure. All I can do is encourage you to look at your life and the lives of those around you in new and different ways to find what is true. - Sal”
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23:29
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L: he is a larper why did he sign his message instead of just writing his name somewhere in there
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23:30
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| kind baby |
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oh my god hes such a larper
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23:32
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j: block that motherfuckerr
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23:32
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| Agares |
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L: I’m going to message him back
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23:32
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L: maybe he’ll tell us what’s going on
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23:33
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L: oh he’s typing back!!
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23:34
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| kind baby |
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j: what did you say
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23:35
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| Agares |
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L: I asked him what he was doing and he said he’s about to shower and “chill out for a while”.. okay
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23:36
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| kind baby |
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j: what a bozo
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23:37
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j: you shouldve just blocked him
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23:37
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j: dont answer if he asks you any questions
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23:38
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| Agares |
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L: he told me I should take care of myself
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23:38
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L: if I block him do you think he’d just make another account?
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23:38
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| kind baby |
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j: probably but you can block that one too if he messages you
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23:45
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j: also stop posting your whereabouts online for a little while
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23:45
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| Agares |
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L: I haven’t posted them now but I kind of want to tell my followers I’m not sure if there will be any new content for a second just so no one is worried
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23:46
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| kind baby |
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j: ughh laik i love you but
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23:47
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j: you have no clue how to go around possibly being stalked do you
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23:47
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| Agares |
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L: if Sal wanted my location he’d probably know it anyways
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23:48
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L: and besides what would he want with me in particular if his business is with Azeri?
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23:49
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| kind baby |
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Sorry my friend pulled up to my house randomly lmao
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23:58
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| Agares |
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Okay
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23:58
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| kind baby |
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He left all is well
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23:58
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j: to convince you of something
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23:59
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Monday, 03. October 2022 |
| Agares |
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L: (sigh).. I don’t think I can go back to sleep. I’m gonna go get something to drink and check on the others. Do you want anything? Hopefully they have orange juice or something
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00:00
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| kind baby |
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j: orange juice? No thanks...
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00:06
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j: yawn maybe warm milk
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00:06
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| Agares |
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L: warm milk? Are you trying to tell me something?
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00:06
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L: nevermind I’ll just get it for you
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00:07
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| kind baby |
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aajeofjcjKiwjsckfog
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00:18
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00:18
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fuck
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00:18
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| Agares |
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It works
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00:19
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Fuck everyone in the other room are my ocs. What to do
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00:19
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| kind baby |
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maybe skip snce theyre just hanging out
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00:24
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to devi coming across azeri agsin. but would azeri come to his apartment or they just randomly bump into each other again
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00:25
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| Agares |
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Okay okay next day maybe? Nilsen corp Sal shows up to talk to Devi
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00:25
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| kind baby |
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yes
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00:27
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sals fucking crazy bro
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00:28
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| Agares |
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Sal: ah here you are
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00:28
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| kind baby |
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d: ?
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00:29
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d: who are you
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00:29
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d: i dont remember us hiring anyone recently
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00:30
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| Agares |
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Sal: I’m not a new hire. I felt bad where we left things off yesterday so I thought I’d try to find you. Turns out it’s as simple as finding the giant building with your last name on it
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00:31
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| kind baby |
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d: excuse me?
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00:32
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| Agares |
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Sal: you might not remember. You were pretty out of it at the time
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00:33
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Sal: my name is Sal. Yesterday you helped me find my friend and in exchange for the help we’d let you in on what he’s done
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00:34
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Sal: now you don’t like being at work do you? Why don’t you take an early lunch and we can talk
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00:35
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| kind baby |
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d: i really need to im kind of short on money
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00:38
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| Agares |
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Sal: Aw. And I put on my nicest dress shirt for this. Tucked it in and everything
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00:39
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| kind baby |
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d: (sigh) alright
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00:41
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d: i really have no clue what youre talking about, but
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00:41
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| Agares |
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Sal: really? Wow I was preparing to give you the rundown on what matters but you’re very understanding aren’t you? Come with me
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00:42
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| kind baby |
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d: no i’d just feel bad if you got dressed for me to get security and have them escort you out, which i was seriously contemplating
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00:45
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d: howd you even get in here
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00:45
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| Agares |
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Sal: that doesn’t matter Devi all that matters is I did get in.
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00:45
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Sal: let’s walk this way I have something to show you
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00:47
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| kind baby |
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d: okay...
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00:53
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| Agares |
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Sal: so you don’t remember meeting me at all
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00:53
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| kind baby |
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d: barely
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00:58
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d: im sorry are you messing with me?
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00:58
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| Agares |
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Sal: no I am not. Actually it’s very important to understand how serious I am. This will influence the rest of our lives in a big way
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00:59
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Sal: do you remember Azeri
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01:00
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| kind baby |
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d: kind of
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01:00
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d: the shadow...?
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Sal: NOT A SHADOW.
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01:01
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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01:01
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d: you know i really should get going
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Sal: sorry sorry I’m a little angry people just can’t get that one haha look we’re here don’t leave now
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01:02
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Sal: (unlocks garage door thing and opens it) this is my grandpa’s old auto shop, but we don’t use it anymore so I consider it my workshop
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01:03
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| kind baby |
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d: (types 911 in phone) uh huh
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01:05
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| Agares |
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Sal: put the phone away please Devi. There’s nothing cops would be interested in here
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01:06
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Sal: just a big headache for you. And imagine if it gets in the news that you called the cops on some random kid in a garage his family owns
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01:07
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Sal: there’s also businesses upstairs that won’t be happy if you make too much of a fuss :/
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01:08
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| kind baby |
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d: what do you mean
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01:10
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| Agares |
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Sal: Azeriiiii please come out I was able to get Devi
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01:11
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A: so that card really did work
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01:11
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Sal: Yep! You aren’t the only one who collects keys to everywhere
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01:12
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| kind baby |
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d: ?
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01:18
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| Agares |
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A: (materializes pretty much all the way) hey do you remember me
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01:19
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| kind baby |
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d: again, barely. are you two stalking me?
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01:20
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| Agares |
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A: I’m Azeri. I would shake hands with you but I haven’t exactly figured out how to touch things consistently yet
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01:20
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A: we aren’t stalking you
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01:21
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A: I have pretty base knowledge of you and so does he
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01:21
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Sal: it’s no secret who Arthur Nilsen’s son is right?
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01:22
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What the fuck
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01:22
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Wait it’s just one letter off it just looks more messed up
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01:22
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| kind baby |
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AHSKDJSJSKFKF
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01:32
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d: y yes...? i mean i guess so?
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01:32
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d: i just dont understand what youd all want with me
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01:32
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d: i have no connections to this sort of stuff
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01:32
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| Agares |
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Sal: I would feel guilty if I didn’t follow up with you I think everyone should have a choice to be free if they want
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01:33
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| kind baby |
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d: what. are you gonna blow up where i work or something
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01:34
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| Agares |
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Sal: No no nonono no I’m not I just said that so Wally would get off of me it didn’t work
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01:34
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A: you made a bomb threat?
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01:35
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Sal: yes but it was only because Wally wouldn’t let me go like I said. I told him I wasn’t serious about it
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01:35
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Sal: I don’t mean freedom from only work but instead all of it. You would never need this material world again
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01:36
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| kind baby |
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d: really
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01:37
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d: thats a tempting offer. but how do you expect to actually do this
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01:37
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| Agares |
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Sal: with a machine Azeri invented
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01:38
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Sal: the original plan was to go to Toothpick and hope the Underworld hadn’t taken the original machine but our little encounter yesterday changed things. Now the plan is to build my own
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01:39
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| kind baby |
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d: what does it do
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01:40
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| Agares |
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Sal: the machine uses electricity at very precise levels in very precise places to separate your soul from your body
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01:41
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Sal: this is not the same as simply dying because the way in which it’s done stops the soul from properly connecting to any object
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01:42
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| kind baby |
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d: why do you think i want that
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01:43
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| Agares |
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Sal: I’m only giving you the option. If you would rather be a cog in the system forever then so be it, I’m glad you’re already fulfilled in that way
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01:44
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| kind baby |
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d: i
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01:46
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d: no
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01:46
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d: i dont want to be like him
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01:46
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d: but i dont want to be like,a shadow either, if thats what youre insinuating
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01:47
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| Agares |
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Sal: no pressure to do it right now
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01:47
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Sal: I am also not looking to actually transcend in the near future, but instead studying Azeri’s state of being to attempt to apply it in different ways.
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01:47
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Sal: find out what makes human souls human souls. We’re made of it so we have the right to know
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01:48
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| kind baby |
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d: never thought of it like that
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01:48
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d: i cant deny it is interesting
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01:48
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| Agares |
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Sal: exactly. I wish more would understand that the pursuit of knowledge is above that of our morals. To find out what berries are poisonous someone has to eat them right?
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01:50
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Sal: it’s the job of people like me and Azeri to be on the frontlines of scientific development, but unfortunately we are a rare breed
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01:50
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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01:53
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d: but this isnt going to harm anyone i love is it
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01:53
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d: like. my family wont be involved. right?
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01:53
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| Agares |
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Sal: welllll uhhh (looks at Azeri) :|
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01:54
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A: it won’t cause any kind of bodily harm
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01:54
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| kind baby |
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d: what
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01:58
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| Agares |
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A: some people don’t like knowing things they weren’t ever meant to. But to them I say tough luck because I’ve always known
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01:59
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| kind baby |
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d: no no
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02:07
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d: i dont want my boyfriend or my dad in on this or anything
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02:07
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d: thats all
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02:07
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| Agares |
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A: oh alright so just don’t tell them. That’s okay we won’t bother them if you don’t want us to right Sal?
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02:08
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Sal: I’ll try to not bring it up.
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02:08
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| kind baby |
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d: i just have to wonder
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02:08
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d: if you can find out how the soul works is there a way to just like.... destroy it?
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02:09
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d: sorry that sounds terrible just
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02:09
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d: you knoow
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02:09
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| Agares |
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A: don’t say it’s terrible it’s a question and a fact that’s yet to be known
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02:09
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A: facts are not good or bad. Wanting to know a fact is not good or bad
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02:10
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| kind baby |
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d: it just makes me sound kind of suicidal i guess
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02:10
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d: i dont want to be a shadow when i die,i really dont want any kind of afterlife
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02:11
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d: but i dont know if i can choose at this point
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02:11
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d: auuu why am i telling you this (facepalm)
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02:11
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| Agares |
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Sal: I’m assuming you grew up without believing in an afterlife anyways so if disappearing forever is what you want then it should be able to happen
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02:12
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Sal: technology makes the impossible possible in many ways. Every day we go and choose the temperature we want our area to be and the images we want to put in front of our eyes
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02:13
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| kind baby |
|
hes such a larper
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02:13
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d: ha you sound like adrian
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02:13
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d: down to the material thing
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02:14
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d: but you know hes still got like,a life, even though hes technically dead. i dont want that
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02:14
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| Agares |
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A: I could just disappear forever if I wanted to. In my current state I am making a conscious decision to not let go of this form and this planet
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02:15
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A: and the reason I’m doing that is it doesn’t deserve to just be me
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02:16
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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02:16
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d: that sounds ideal
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02:16
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| Agares |
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A: alrighty then! Welcome to the team Devi
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02:18
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A: if it’s okay with you we’d also like to run other experiments on you before you transcend for data collection purposes
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02:19
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| kind baby |
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d: excuse me
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02:19
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d: ahhh no im not being one of your test monkeys
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02:19
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| Agares |
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Sal: I take pride in being a human test monkey. I remember the first time I had to go to the hospital for inhaling noxious fumes on accident.
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02:22
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A: in this early a stage of development we have to give every part of ourselves completely to the process
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02:23
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| kind baby |
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d: well. what do i have to lose
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02:24
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| Agares |
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A: thanks for being with us Devi
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02:25
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Sal: oh uhh sorry I almost forgot this part uhhhm you can’t tell the underworld royal family details about this
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02:26
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| kind baby |
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d: why not?
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02:28
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| Agares |
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Sal: you see the underworld is built almost entirely off of lies made to keep the royalty in power. The only reason they can operate how they do is because their peoples don’t think there’s another way out
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02:30
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A: that’s kind of a different topic. The answer you’re looking for is that we’re taking the role of “god” into our own hands
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02:33
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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02:36
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d: and you dont think thats unsafe or anything.
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02:36
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| Agares |
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A: yeah
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02:36
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A: yeah I do
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02:36
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Sal: this is unsafe but it’s the only way to eventually put what was fate in the hands of the people
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02:37
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont want it to kill me like you
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02:38
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d: i just want to enjoy my life and die of natural causes and not come back thats what i want my fate to be
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02:38
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| Agares |
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Sal: if you are not ready to die you are not ready for revolution.
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02:39
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A: woah woah. Forgive him Devi he’s very excited
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02:39
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| kind baby |
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d: im not! (exhausted)
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02:39
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| Agares |
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Sal: it’s irritating. Throughout my whole life I’ve met nonbelievers. No one understands even the simplest of concepts such as needing subjects to make progress that’s all I want is PROGRESS
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02:41
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| kind baby |
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d: you know what i want
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02:41
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d: i guess if were listing motives i just want an escape
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02:42
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d: and i get it offered to me in the weirdest ways
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02:42
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d: i mean my entire lifes basically been turned upside down for the past year or so
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02:42
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d: but it never seems like its enough im always wanting to escape it somehow
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02:43
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d: what do you prescribe for that sal
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02:44
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| Agares |
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Sal: I turned my life upside down on purpose. Please help expose what’s underneath the thin crust of the earth we stand on since we’re on the upside down
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02:45
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Sal: was your life good before?
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02:46
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| kind baby |
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d: debatable
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02:46
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| Agares |
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Sal: then you have a chance to fix it
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02:48
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Sal: see the way the rest of the world works is static and unchangable. You have to have something at this level for a long time before the rest of the world comes to adjust
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02:49
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Sal: so I’d say shake things up until it’s unrecognizable and start from scratch for yourself
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02:50
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| kind baby |
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d: how
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02:51
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d: i mean ive already tried that but
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02:52
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| Agares |
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Sal: you clearly didn’t commit to it
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02:52
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Sal: maybe what will help is a foundational knowledge of what makes you you?
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02:53
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| kind baby |
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d: uhh yes
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02:54
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d: maybe
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02:54
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d: something really awful probably
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02:55
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| Agares |
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Sal: well personally I know exactly what part of your being is inseparable from you
|
02:56
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| kind baby |
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d: what is it
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02:59
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| Agares |
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Sal: :) your soul
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03:00
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Sal: if we find out enough about souls we may very well be able to deduce what any soul truly desires
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03:01
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Sal: once you know that you can work to achieve it
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03:01
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| kind baby |
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d: so then you can find out why some people become shadows
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03:04
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| Agares |
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Sal: yeah!
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03:04
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Sal: most sources seem to say it’s due to their soul’s weakness but no one seems to know what that actually means
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03:05
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| kind baby |
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d: i know for sure im a weak soul
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03:05
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| Agares |
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Sal: well you wouldn’t know that for sure
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03:06
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A: I consider myself a weak soul. Nothing apart from the separation device was stopping me from getting a mask of my own
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03:07
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| kind baby |
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d: yeah. Yeah i think it might just be better to go with this
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03:07
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d: now that i think about it
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03:08
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| Agares |
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A: better option for me. And I’d rather leave something good for the rest of humanity with my death apart from the lack of pain to others
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03:09
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| kind baby |
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d: i just worry umm... that it wont work out.. or maybe ill be scared
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03:12
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d: but my life isnt worth much in the grand scheme of things
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03:12
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| Agares |
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Sal: your life will be worth so much more to others helping with this project than not
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03:13
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A: there are things we can do if it doesn’t work out. It’s kind of complicated but if something fails we can always grab you from the past and stop you from doing it?
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03:14
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A: and I’ll say this on before Sal does, fear is worthless. Fear only holds you back
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03:16
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| kind baby |
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d: youre right
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03:20
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d: just hope my dad isnt mad or nothing
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03:20
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| Agares |
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Sal: parents aren’t of concern trust me
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03:25
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Sal: I barely go home anymore. Most of the time I just stay here and I invite you to also sleep here if you’d like
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03:26
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Sal: every few days I’ll show up at home and spend some time there just to put them at ease and deter them from barging in here to poke into my business
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03:28
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| kind baby |
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d: maybe its for the better
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03:32
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d: auuuu im doing it again i finally thought i was happy until all this shadow shit
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03:32
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d: has me questioning my mortality and stuff
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03:32
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| Agares |
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Sal: with us it doesn’t matter your condition when you die you can transcend either way
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03:33
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| kind baby |
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d: yeah...
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03:35
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d: just... i dont know i have a boyfriend and a son at home.. kind of
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03:35
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| Agares |
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A: we aren’t rushing you into anything. You can take as long as you want before deciding to transcend
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03:37
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I think I’m going to sleep I have a midterm to take tomorrow
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03:42
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Or today I guess
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03:43
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| kind baby |
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Immjusr zzzzz
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03:48
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Monday, 10. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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The
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21:38
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Rhe
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21:38
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| Agares |
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Eeeeeeeeee
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21:38
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I completely forgot what was happening
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21:39
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| kind baby |
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devi talking to weird gay boys
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21:39
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| Agares |
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Yeah okay
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21:39
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| kind baby |
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d: o...okay... (looks at watch) fuck its been like an hour
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21:40
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d: i really need to head back to work
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21:40
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| Agares |
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Sal: go ahead and get back to work Devi. Remember you can always come here whether I’m here or not. Since I have a key to your work it would be rude of me to not give you a key to mine so here (hands Devi a key)
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21:42
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| kind baby |
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d: (takes it and looks at him like 🤨)
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21:43
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| Agares |
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A: it’s nice to finally meet you Devi after hearing so much. I think you’ll fit in just fine with us
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21:44
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont think so (awkwardly walks away)
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21:44
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| Agares |
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Uh
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21:45
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| kind baby |
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we timeskip to
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21:45
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Hmmmmmm so much skipping around but like
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21:45
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adrian phila devi times
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21:46
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and devi leaves his key on a table
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21:46
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| Agares |
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Sure this is happening over like a week anyways I’m sure
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21:46
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Sounds good I love Adrian and Phila time (and Devi)
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21:46
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P: so then he like shot the good guy in the face and that’s how the movie ended
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21:47
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| kind baby |
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a: what movie was this again
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21:47
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a: uhhhjjjj confessions of a shopaholic right
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21:47
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| Agares |
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P: close enough. Death ranger of Mars
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21:48
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P: I was almost sad for the good guy but I love a good twist ending especially when it makes the villain win
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21:48
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P: next week I’m going to see if Friend will bring me to girls on the town it’s about 6 hot girls who go on a killing spree
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21:50
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| kind baby |
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d: there is no such thing as a hot girl. and youre 14 you shouldnt be thinking about these things
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21:50
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| Agares |
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P: maybe you’re just gay gayass
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21:50
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| kind baby |
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d: you are not allowed to call me gayass
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21:51
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a: yeah no swearing or youre grounded mr phil
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21:51
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| Agares |
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P: I can say whatever I want gayass. That is not swearing
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21:51
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P: it’s a true statement
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21:51
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| kind baby |
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d: ok fine im a homosexual (pensive)
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21:52
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d: you happy?
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21:52
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| Agares |
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P: fine since you admitted it I will stop swearing but I have my fucking.. I have my freaking eyes on you if you’re doing anything gay over there I will not hesitate
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21:53
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| kind baby |
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a: (holds hands with devi) ahhh come on thats so gay devs
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21:53
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d: (pensive)
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21:53
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| Agares |
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P: GAYASS
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21:54
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P: don’t ground me you did that yourselves
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21:54
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| kind baby |
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d: no no no he did it i have no part of this
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21:57
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a: its only gay if you dont let go
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21:57
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| Agares |
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P: ohh he effing got you there
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21:57
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P: it’s so hard to speak without emphasis words guys :(
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21:58
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P: but freaking and effing sound ffffffffuuu………. They sound dumb. They just sound dumb nothing else
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21:59
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| kind baby |
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a: phila if you keep it up i will let you have a soda after 6 pm
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22:00
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| Agares |
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P: YAY thank you thank you can it be an energy drink and not a normal soda though…
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22:00
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| kind baby |
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a: no.
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22:04
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a: maybe on christmas
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22:04
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| Agares |
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P: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww why noooooootttttttt (sob) (pleadingface)
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22:04
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P: I do it all the time at Friend’s house I can handle it fine
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22:04
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| kind baby |
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bro my internet cut off
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22:11
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i think its ok now
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22:11
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| Agares |
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That’s fine
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22:11
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| kind baby |
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a: exactly you need some discipline
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22:12
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a: would you like to learn how to play spades
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22:12
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| Agares |
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P: what does that mean. It’s disciplining me already to stop me from swearing and to stop me from getting soda all the time you’re just stopping me from getting a good reward and FINE WE CAN PLAY SPADES
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22:13
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| kind baby |
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a: okay my deck is in one of the drawers of that table over there can you get it for me
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22:14
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| Agares |
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P: yeah sure just give me a sec (walks over to table) hmm. Let me see.. what is this key for Adrian?
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22:15
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P: I don’t think I’ve seen it around before and it’s not on a key ring or anything does it go anywhere?
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22:16
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| kind baby |
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a: huh
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22:18
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d: could be one of your weird trinkets. i know you like to pick things up off the ground
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22:18
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| Agares |
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P: (grabs the cards and key and hands them to Adrian) take a look
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22:19
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| kind baby |
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a: uhhhhh no i dont pick up keys. hmm
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22:19
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a: house key. dev?
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22:20
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d: hey i dont know where its from
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22:20
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a: you getting into hijinxs? wacky misadventures? trying to rob someone? cheating on me?
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22:21
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d: what? no. i dont know where it came from seriously
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22:21
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| Agares |
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P: DEVI ARE YOU CHEATING?
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22:22
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P: That would break my heart seriously I can’t imagine you being alone with how gay you are Dev (pensive)
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22:22
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P: your side guy would probably dump you too
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22:23
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| kind baby |
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d: im not- i dont have a side guy. stop
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22:23
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| Agares |
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P: you’re right you’re lucky Adrian even wants you :/
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22:23
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| kind baby |
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a: shh. i was just kidding.
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22:24
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a: your friend give it to you?
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22:24
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d: :|
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22:24
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| Agares |
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P: oh that’s it. Who’s your friend Devi? Spill it Devdev
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22:25
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah im just making sure youre not doing business with sleazy folks
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22:26
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d: um
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22:26
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d: okay... im not. its not that. but i dont know where to begin
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22:26
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d: im also under oath to keep quiet
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22:27
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| Agares |
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P: did they threaten you if you told?
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22:28
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P: I mean if you’re just getting coke from somewhere new there’s no need to be so secretive about it
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22:29
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| kind baby |
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d: uh. no. But i felt threatened
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22:32
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d: i cant talk about it okay
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22:32
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a: hey its just us. i mean what are they gonna do kill your family? pretty sure we cant die twice
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22:32
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| Agares |
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P: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Adrian do you want to go into the bathroom with me for a second I want to talk to you about something please in private
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22:33
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| kind baby |
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a: ? sure...
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22:33
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d: (insert shinji chair image here)
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22:33
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| Agares |
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P: (in the bathroom) we need to follow him next time he uses that key you know how to cast right?
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22:34
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| kind baby |
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a: kind of
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22:35
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a: wait
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22:36
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a: (goes into cast and comes back) yea
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22:36
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| Agares |
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P: yayyy we can finally do shadow things together
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22:36
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P: are you with me on the plan?
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22:36
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah but you will go home if it gets dangerous
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22:36
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| Agares |
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P: pssshhhh you are so lame dad I can handle danger
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22:37
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| kind baby |
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oh my god he called him dad i (sob)
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22:39
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| Agares |
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He does that sometimes
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22:39
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| kind baby |
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a: no. you have a lot to do in your afterlife
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22:39
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a: also. devi talks a lot. if he wont tell me what hes doing its probably pretty crazy
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22:40
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| Agares |
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P: what’s the worst case scenario you’re thinking. He’s somehow getting blackmailed because he’s a Nilsen? That happened to Moon from finance’s niece once
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22:41
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| kind baby |
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a: thats plausible
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22:50
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a: i dont know. my worst case scenario is it has to do with that guy at the store
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22:51
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| Agares |
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P: ohhhh him. I almost forgot about him
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22:51
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P: Devi “saw Azeri” right
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22:51
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| kind baby |
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a: ?
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22:52
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| Agares |
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P: he was coked out I know but he kept saying he was seeing something and I pretended to see it too
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22:52
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| kind baby |
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a: sorry. i really dont even know who azeri is so i think my brain kinda. memory holed that whole thing
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22:55
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| Agares |
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P: he’s my friend even though he didn’t think I was real apparently until we met. He thought Friend was lying about having a son she was trying to feed
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22:56
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| kind baby |
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a: interesting
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22:58
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| Agares |
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P: we should probably get back to Devi
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22:59
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P: if he asks I was just diverting the conversation back to the soda thing and we arguuuuueeeed and you decided I should be allowed to have an energy drink after 6 if I don’t swear okay?
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23:00
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| kind baby |
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a: sorry i was looking at my geometry dash comments
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23:12
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23:12
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23:12
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23:12
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| Agares |
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ALSHWJDBKQJDJWJD
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23:12
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| kind baby |
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so fucking good
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23:12
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ADRIAN DINT SAY THAT
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23:12
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| Agares |
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I deleted some of my gd comments because they were too embarrassing
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23:13
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| kind baby |
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i will never delete them theyre too good
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23:13
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also no thanks youre kind of a cunt is such a fuking good reply to like. anything. i have to say that again one day
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23:14
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| Agares |
|
Sounds like something you’d say to me over Skype in 2017 and then I’d cry
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23:14
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| kind baby |
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HELFVORJSJXKCJDJDKCV
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23:14
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| Agares |
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Back to yeam?
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23:15
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| kind baby |
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yes
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23:15
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a: yeah. okay. sure.
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23:15
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| Agares |
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Sorry if I’m typing slow btw I don’t have one of my index fingers because I accidentally got it pinched really hard
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23:16
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P: yay thank youuuuuuu
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23:16
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P: (unnecessarily teleports out of bathroom) hey Devi
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23:17
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| kind baby |
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a: (opens door) phila! no you are not getting an energy drink after 6
|
23:17
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a: sorry. he was arguing with me about the soda thing
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23:17
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| Agares |
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P: COME ON
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23:18
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| kind baby |
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d:
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23:18
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23:18
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| Agares |
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P: Devi are you okay
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23:18
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| kind baby |
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d: im trying to decide if i should tell you
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23:19
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d: (checks windows and other drawers and opens every door and looks around) sigh okay
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23:19
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d: wait
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23:19
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d: (drops his phone out of the window)
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23:20
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a: yo the fuck are you doing
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23:20
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d: in case im being wiretapped. i dont know
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23:20
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| Agares |
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P: no swearing Adrian >: (
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23:21
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Fuck
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23:21
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| kind baby |
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a: you gotta lay off the coke for real
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23:21
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HEKDOJESKFF
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23:21
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d: its okay. i can get a new phone
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23:21
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| Agares |
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P: daddy’s money freak
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23:22
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P: just tell us what it is
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23:22
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| kind baby |
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d: okay okay
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23:22
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d: uh
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23:22
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d: where do i even begin
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23:22
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d: azeri. you know him yeah
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23:22
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| Agares |
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P: did you “see him” again
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23:23
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| kind baby |
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d: yes! i talked to him
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23:23
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d: i talked to sal because he knows where i work and ughhhhhh
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23:23
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d: yeah
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23:23
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| Agares |
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P: what
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23:23
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| kind baby |
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d: sal. the. the guy
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23:24
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d: the bomb guy
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23:24
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| Agares |
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P: because he knows where you work? EVERYONE knows wheee you work
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23:24
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| kind baby |
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d: no no he got into the building and in my office
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23:24
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a: so what you got like a crazy stalker after you now
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23:25
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d: no! but maybe. i dont know.
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23:25
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d: anyway thats all i can tell you
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23:25
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| Agares |
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P: Did he say he was going to blow Nilsen tower up if you didn’t talk to him
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23:25
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| kind baby |
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d: no. but he gave me the key to his garage
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23:26
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d: thats it
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23:26
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d: can i have it back now?
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23:27
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| Agares |
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P: why would you want it back?
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23:27
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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23:27
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a: (puts the key in his pocket) no
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23:27
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d: (tries to get it back) okay seriously im going to look suspicious i wasnt even supposed to tell you this much
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23:28
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a: nooooo my key
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23:28
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d: adrian! this is not a game give it back
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23:29
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a: fight me about it
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23:29
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| Agares |
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P: Adrian we should go there
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23:30
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P: to Sal’s garage
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23:30
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P: it would probably be smarter to alert the toothpicks but I don’t really care about them I want to do this alone
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23:30
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P: with you of course
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23:31
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| kind baby |
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a: (trying to push devi off) maybe. my key now devi. im going to name him adrian junior.
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23:31
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d: holy fuck just give me the goddamn key!!!!!!!!
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23:32
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| Agares |
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P: oh you swore now you have to give us the address
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23:32
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| kind baby |
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d: im not giving you his fucking address
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23:33
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a: dev you could not hurt a fly if you wanted to just leave it be. adrian jrs sleeping soundly in my pocket. i done tucked him in now
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23:33
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a: you hear that?
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23:33
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d: what
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23:33
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a: hes snoring. hes a mouthbreather
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23:34
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d: KEYS DONT HAVE FUCKINF MOUTHS (pensive)
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23:34
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| Agares |
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P: it’s so funny when you fight like this I enjoy it
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23:35
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P: nothing better for my violent shadow instincts than gay men going at it over keys
|
23:35
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| kind baby |
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a: oh yeah. is this like soul sucking for you or whatever dev
|
23:37
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d: what? no
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23:37
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a: yeah i dont know i thought shadows were like energy vampires
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23:37
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| Agares |
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P: you are an energy vampire but not when you fight really apart from if Devi is really sad that you’re fighting and it’s deepening his attachment to you but I don’t think that’s happening here
|
23:38
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| kind baby |
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a: is it? are you sad i have custody over lil adrian jr and you dont?
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23:39
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d: whatever keep the fucking key ill just say i lost it
|
23:40
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d: but im warning both of you. dont involve yourselves in this its bigger than all of us
|
23:40
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| Agares |
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This message has been removed.
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23:41
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P: what do you mean
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23:42
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P: what’s bigger than the underworld royalty?
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23:42
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| kind baby |
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d: um. yes?
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23:42
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| Agares |
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P: that’s not a yes or no question Devi
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23:43
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P: also what gives you and the bomber kid the rights to be part of this if it’s bigger than me and Adrian
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23:44
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| kind baby |
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d: its dangerous
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23:52
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d: thats why
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23:52
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| Agares |
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P: I can’t not tell people about this
|
23:53
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| kind baby |
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d: but you shouldnt itll be better for all of you
|
23:59
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d: trust me
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23:59
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| Agares |
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P: hmmmm okay. (Looks ar Adrian) okay.
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23:59
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Tuesday, 11. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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a: ..
|
00:07
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a: hey we’re just worried you know
|
00:07
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a: if it’s dangerous you shouldn’t be getting involved in it either
|
00:07
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you done schleep
|
00:16
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| Agares |
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Sorry
|
00:17
|
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This bed is so uncomfortable all I can do in it is sleep
|
00:17
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So I guess I’m going to sleep
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00:18
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Tomorrow I will be at my house rest assured
|
00:18
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| kind baby |
|
Oh beo i just saw this
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01:33
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Wednesday, 12. October 2022 |
| Agares |
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P: he probably doesn’t even know how to recognize shadows around we could totally sneak in next time you go
|
00:14
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| kind baby |
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d: are you insane?
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00:15
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| Agares |
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P: probably a little
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00:16
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P: you should be more careful when you’re trying to keep secrets. Friend taught me to never leave evidence behind
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00:20
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| kind baby |
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d: i know! i dont even know why i said all the stuff i did
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00:22
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| Agares |
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P: well now you’ve opened the can of worms and you won’t be able to close it until you tell us the address. Adrian jr. wants to go in his keyhole
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00:23
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| kind baby |
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a: ew dont say that
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00:24
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| Agares |
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P: what you’re the one thinking weird things about it
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00:24
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P: I’m simply describing what a key does
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00:25
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| kind baby |
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a: no it just sounds gross
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00:26
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a: you know what phil this is none of your business. lets just play cards
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00:27
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| Agares |
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P: no no this is my business now
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00:27
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P: we are not playing spades until Devi gives up more info
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00:27
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It’s so funny they call him Phil. That’s just a normal name
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00:28
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| kind baby |
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i know it must make him so mad
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00:29
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| Agares |
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Kind of
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00:29
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| kind baby |
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a: (super focused getting rid of all the jokers) nope both of you come sit down
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00:29
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a: this is a one on one game. so who wants to go first.
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00:30
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d: :|
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00:30
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a: im only dealing five cards its a short game
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00:30
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| Agares |
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P: I don’t want to do this there’s so many cooler things to do right now
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00:31
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| kind baby |
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a: you need to calm down both of you
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00:31
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a: youre in some weird cult you cant tell me about and you want to infiltrate said cult
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00:31
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a: pretend we are all cowboys. hold your gosh darn horses the both of yas
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00:32
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| Agares |
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P: No cowboys PLEASE
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00:32
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| kind baby |
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a: you not about that cowboy life? (lights a cigarette) get on lil dawggie....
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00:33
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d: its not a cult adrian.
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00:33
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a: (still in southern accent) what is it thin
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00:33
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a: sorry. what is it then
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00:33
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d: ...
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00:34
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a: see thats how you know when stuffs cultin up son
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00:34
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| Agares |
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P: hey if you’re using a cigarette to play cowboys you have to give me one too and then I’d play along maybe
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00:35
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| kind baby |
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a: (whispers something to devi)
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00:35
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| Agares |
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P: there’s no way it’s not a cult
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00:35
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| kind baby |
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d: (nods)
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00:35
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a: okay
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00:35
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a: (gets a crumpled up broken cigarette out of his pocket) smoke away
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00:36
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| Agares |
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P: :( what the fuuuudge
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00:37
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| kind baby |
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a: come on the lighters right there. go ahead
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00:37
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| Agares |
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P: ..forget it. I don’t care anymore.
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00:37
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| kind baby |
|
HELCICJELEOCFJEKCHES SO FUCKING EMO
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00:38
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a: you want it devs?
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00:38
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| Agares |
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P: why would he want it
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00:39
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| kind baby |
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a: cause hes a smart boy
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00:40
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| Agares |
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P: DONT CALL HIM A SMART BOY homosexual
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00:40
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| kind baby |
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d: (breaks it in half)
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00:41
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|
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a: hm. phila can you go get us some ......sodas
|
00:41
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| Agares |
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P: only if I can have some too! You’re really letting me go out to get stuff on my own in Verdens?? Woowwwwww
|
00:42
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|
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P: that would be cool except I wander this place by myself all the time while you don’t know I’m here
|
00:42
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| kind baby |
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a: no theyre in the fridge.
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00:43
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a: youre way in over your head
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00:43
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| Agares |
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P: shhh.. I have swears to say (goes to fridge)
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00:44
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| kind baby |
|
a: hey!!!!! you should be happy im letting you have a soda this late
|
00:44
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| Agares |
|
P: okay fair but (hands Adrian and Devi a soda)
|
00:45
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| kind baby |
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d: (lights da frankencig) thank you
|
00:46
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| Agares |
|
P: This isn’t even a real privilege, if I wanted soda I’d just buy it somewhere myself. I just wasn’t swearing to entertain you. You think I can’t sneak things here?
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00:47
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| kind baby |
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a: you like diet rite dont you philz.
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00:47
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|
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a: its devis favorite.
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00:47
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| Agares |
|
P: it will work.
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00:47
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|
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P: I drink my fair share of Splenda on the regular anyhow
|
00:48
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| kind baby |
|
a: zero caffeine and zero calories it is truly the nectar of the gods
|
00:49
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| Agares |
|
P: (drinks like a quarter of the soda in one drink) don’t you think these cans are small? Whatever amount is in there just isn’t enough soda I’d drink two
|
00:51
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| kind baby |
|
a: no you wont.
|
00:51
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a: or youre grounded
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00:51
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| Agares |
|
P: I said I would not I will Adrian I gotta live by your god dang rules all the time I know
|
00:52
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| kind baby |
|
a: 1... 2... 3... what were you saying
|
00:52
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a: anyways theres your deck
|
00:52
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| Agares |
|
P: thank you. So how do I play
|
00:53
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| kind baby |
|
a: so
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00:53
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a: how do i explain this
|
00:53
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d: save your spades : D
|
00:53
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a: yes. and lets say
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00:53
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a: (puts down a 3 of hearts) if you have anything higher than that you can put it down and you win
|
00:56
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a: but if you have anything lower you gotta put it down anyway. and i win
|
00:56
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| Agares |
|
P: of any house?
|
00:56
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| kind baby |
|
a: yeppers
|
00:56
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d: he always beats me
|
00:56
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|
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a: jesus you make me sound abusive
|
00:56
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|
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d: in cards! all your dumb card games i bet you practice in your sleep
|
00:57
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| Agares |
|
P: stop arguing gaywads I’m trying to understand the rules. so… (puts down 5 of clubs) like that?
|
00:57
|
| kind baby |
|
a: you cant practice spades man. the spades gotta spade their way into your heart like the tip of a diamond
|
00:57
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|
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a: yep. you win
|
00:58
|
|
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a: too lazy to count points. so take those 2 cards
|
00:58
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|
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a: also if you have a king or queen of any house those automatically win yawwwn
|
00:58
|
|
|
these are actual rules of spades sorry i play spades at school every day of my fucking life.
|
00:59
|
| Agares |
|
P: yay more cards for meeeeee (takes the cards)
|
00:59
|
| kind baby |
|
a: so now you put down a card
|
01:05
|
| Agares |
|
P: (puts down 6 of diamonds) this is boring
|
01:06
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| kind baby |
|
a: but watch. (puts down a 4 of diamonds) is it boring to lose?
|
01:08
|
|
|
a: to me not so much.....
|
01:08
|
| Agares |
|
P: what?
|
01:08
|
|
|
P: why would you do that on purpose
|
01:09
|
| kind baby |
|
a: i dunno.
|
01:10
|
|
|
a: (slides phila the cards and puts down an ace of spades)
|
01:11
|
| Agares |
|
(What does ace mean in this game)
|
01:11
|
| kind baby |
|
(Autowin brough)
|
01:11
|
| Agares |
|
P: okay you take it
|
01:11
|
|
|
P: (puts down a 2 of hearts)
|
01:12
|
| kind baby |
|
a: aw B(
|
01:12
|
|
|
a: maybe youll have better luck this time
|
01:12
|
|
|
a: (puts down an ace of spades again)
|
01:13
|
|
|
d: :o
|
01:13
|
| Agares |
|
P: do you want me to not swear or no?
|
01:13
|
|
|
P: (puts down 8 of hearts) I hate you
|
01:14
|
|
|
P: this is a stupid game
|
01:14
|
| kind baby |
|
a: ok ok. this is my last card.
|
01:15
|
|
|
a: (puts down another ace)
|
01:15
|
|
|
d: goodness
|
01:16
|
| Agares |
|
P: FUCK YOU📗☪️📓
|
01:16
|
| kind baby |
|
HEJLLO?
|
01:16
|
|
|
islam phila?
|
01:16
|
| Agares |
|
Didn’t mean to do that
|
01:16
|
|
|
P: YOU FUCKED WITH THE DECK DIDN’T YOU?
|
01:18
|
| kind baby |
|
a: would you believe me if you said i didnt
|
01:20
|
| Agares |
|
P: no because then you’d be a liar
|
01:20
|
| kind baby |
|
a: hmmmm. would you like to try playing devi
|
01:22
|
| Agares |
|
P: don’t fucking do it devvvvvvvv
|
01:22
|
| kind baby |
|
a: (shuffles deck and hands out 5 cards to the both of them) dont maul each other. devi is almost as much of a sore loser as you are
|
01:23
|
|
|
d: huh? do what? what are either of you talking about?
|
01:23
|
| Agares |
|
P: I’m not a sore loser I just know cheating when I see it (drinks last of soda) :( will you reconsider letting me have a second one dad I’ll love you forever
|
01:24
|
| kind baby |
|
a: only if you win
|
01:29
|
|
|
d: adrian hes going to kill me with his shadow powers or something!
|
01:29
|
|
|
a: well he hasnt yet
|
01:29
|
| Agares |
|
P: okay bet Devi can I take your round
|
01:29
|
| kind baby |
|
d: yeah
|
01:29
|
| Agares |
|
P: I need more soda
|
01:29
|
| kind baby |
|
d: (shows adrian his cards)
|
01:30
|
|
|
a: :)
|
01:30
|
| Agares |
|
P: Devi what the heck
|
01:31
|
| kind baby |
|
d: what?
|
01:31
|
| Agares |
|
P: don’t show him the cards
|
01:31
|
| kind baby |
|
d: i thought itd be funny.
|
01:31
|
| Agares |
|
P: I will cause you bodily harm
|
01:32
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ..whos supposed to put down a card
|
01:32
|
|
|
a: let phila go i feel bad for him
|
01:33
|
| Agares |
|
P: I don’t even want to I’m leaving I’ll buy my own soda
|
01:33
|
|
|
P: don’t call my mom I’ll be fine
|
01:33
|
| kind baby |
|
a: phila
|
01:35
|
|
|
a: you are not leaving without supervision
|
01:35
|
| Agares |
|
P: yes I am and there’s nothing you can do about it (goes into cast)
|
01:35
|
| kind baby |
|
a: goddamn it (tries to go into cast)
|
01:36
|
|
|
d: o.o
|
01:36
|
| Agares |
|
P: you can’t do shit Adrian!!!!!! Catch me if you can! (You can’t)
|
01:37
|
| kind baby |
|
a: and why not?
|
01:37
|
| Agares |
|
P: you’re not a good shadow
|
01:38
|
| kind baby |
|
d: let him go home
|
01:38
|
| Agares |
|
P: you don’t do what shadows are supposed to you’re a surfie
|
01:38
|
| kind baby |
|
d: we have stuff to talk about
|
01:38
|
|
|
a: shhhh. ok. if you think you can stay safe
|
01:39
|
| Agares |
|
P: thanks Adrian but I don’t care. Bye. I’m leaving
|
01:40
|
| kind baby |
|
a: but call me when you get there and if anything bothers you call friend
|
01:40
|
| Agares |
|
P: I’m gone
|
01:40
|
| kind baby |
|
a: okay so. you wanna talk to me about the key yeah
|
01:41
|
|
|
a: like
|
01:41
|
|
|
a: actually tell me whats up. the garage aint a meth lab right
|
01:41
|
|
|
d: no (pensive)
|
01:41
|
|
|
d: the sal guy. he likes to do weird experiments i think. i kind of feel like a test monkey just talking to him
|
01:42
|
|
|
d: also the way the azeri one died he was trying to “transcend”
|
01:43
|
|
|
d: i guess its like
|
01:43
|
|
|
d: they dont want shadows and stuff to exist anymore so theyre trying to make a better alternative
|
01:43
|
|
|
a: theyre tryinh to KILL ME
|
01:43
|
|
|
d: no. youre probably fine. probably
|
01:44
|
|
|
a: theyre trying to KILL YOU
|
01:44
|
|
|
d: yes but its not ba.... are you sure phila left
|
01:44
|
|
|
a: ...
|
01:45
|
| Agares |
|
P: (against a dark corner in cast trying to make sure his breathing is quiet)
|
01:45
|
| kind baby |
|
a: phillaaaaaaaaa
|
01:45
|
| Agares |
|
P: ….
|
01:46
|
| kind baby |
|
a: you there?
|
01:46
|
| Agares |
|
P: ..
|
01:46
|
|
|
P: (whispers under his breath) why would I answer while I’m hiding? He’s so dumb
|
01:47
|
| kind baby |
|
a: (walks to corner) why would you speak while youre hiding? youre so silly
|
01:48
|
| Agares |
|
P: (comes out of cast) I uhm… money
|
01:49
|
| kind baby |
|
a: huh
|
01:49
|
| Agares |
|
P: give me money for soda!
|
01:49
|
| kind baby |
|
a: you little spy how can i trust you to actually go out for soda now
|
01:50
|
|
|
a: youre breaking my heart
|
01:50
|
| Agares |
|
P: noooo I swear I really just want my caffeine fixxxxx
|
01:51
|
|
|
P: that diet soda is shitttt
|
01:51
|
| kind baby |
|
d: you can drink coffee
|
01:51
|
|
|
a: yeah!
|
01:51
|
| Agares |
|
P: ughhhhhhh but it doesn’t taste as good
|
01:52
|
| kind baby |
|
a: you just havent added enough creamer yet
|
01:52
|
| Agares |
|
P: fine give me coffee. You said Sal was going to use you as a test monkey in an experiment?
|
01:52
|
| kind baby |
|
a: no he said sal is like a monkey in a pyramid
|
01:53
|
| Agares |
|
P: what
|
01:53
|
| kind baby |
|
a: youre hearing stuff wrong. are you sick?
|
01:54
|
|
|
a: maybe i should call friend and tell her youve come down with a cold
|
01:55
|
| Agares |
|
P: stop messing with me
|
01:55
|
| kind baby |
|
a: (gets out phone and calls friend)
|
01:55
|
| Agares |
|
P: nooo
|
01:55
|
| kind baby |
|
a: helloooooooo. your sons got the shadow flu or somethin
|
01:55
|
| Agares |
|
P: moooooommmmm he’s gaslighting meeeee
|
01:55
|
| kind baby |
|
a: hes delirious with a bad bad fever. the thermometer said 96.5
|
01:56
|
| Agares |
|
F: what the fuck is the shadow flu. Just give him medicine he’ll be fine
|
01:56
|
| kind baby |
|
a: no you need to come get him hes going crazy and calling me mean names
|
01:56
|
|
|
a: hes saying im “gaslighting” him.
|
01:57
|
| Agares |
|
F: I’ll call you mean names too Adrian. What’s actually going on
|
01:57
|
| kind baby |
|
a: what nonsense
|
01:57
|
|
|
a: okay hold on look at your texts
|
01:57
|
|
|
a: “trying to talk with devi about something and hes spying on us”
|
01:58
|
|
|
a: “come get yr kid”
|
01:58
|
| Agares |
|
F: what was so important that you kicked him out without telling me
|
01:58
|
| kind baby |
|
a: uhhhhhhhh.
|
01:58
|
|
|
a: sometimes we just like to be alone
|
01:59
|
|
|
a: he said he could go home by himself
|
01:59
|
|
|
a: the fever must be messing with his brain. im so irresponsible
|
01:59
|
| Agares |
|
F: you shouldn’t do that to him. You said you wanted to keep him in your sights at all times. You should’ve called me
|
01:59
|
| kind baby |
|
a: “it was kinda urgent”
|
01:59
|
|
|
a: “what we needed to talk about”
|
02:00
|
| Agares |
|
F: (sigh) oh well. Guess I’m coming to your apartment to see what’s going on.
|
02:00
|
| kind baby |
|
a: uuuuugh
|
02:01
|
|
|
a: ok miss friend.
|
02:01
|
| Agares |
|
F: see you soon sweetheart
|
02:01
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ?
|
02:01
|
| Agares |
|
F: mwah (hangs up)
|
02:02
|
| kind baby |
|
a: (puts phone away) you missed when she was calling me dearie a while back
|
02:02
|
|
|
a: sigh. what a fucked up lady
|
02:02
|
| Agares |
|
P: don’t call my mom fucked up you just told her I had a FEVER
|
02:03
|
|
|
P: she calls everyone dearie it’s not a term of endearment really
|
02:03
|
| kind baby |
|
a: you may as well it’s burning up in here my my
|
02:03
|
|
|
a: ima change into something more cool before everything goes to shit
|
02:04
|
|
|
a: (takes some clothes from the closet and goes in the bathroom)
|
02:05
|
|
|
d: :|
|
02:05
|
| Agares |
|
P: Devi I’m going to murder you for this
|
02:05
|
| kind baby |
|
d: for what?
|
02:05
|
| Agares |
|
P: control your gay lover gayass
|
02:06
|
| kind baby |
|
d: hes not doing anything wrong far as i can tell.
|
02:06
|
| Agares |
|
P: you talked to Sal obviously and got far enough with him he decided to offer you keys to his workspace so that’s something you shouldn’t have done
|
02:07
|
|
|
P: did you think about calling the police? You could’ve told them he was assaulting you
|
02:07
|
| kind baby |
|
d: contemplated it.
|
02:07
|
|
|
d: i cant say i wasnt interested at what he spoke of
|
02:08
|
| Agares |
|
F: (knocks on the door) Adrian? Open the door please
|
02:09
|
| kind baby |
|
a: cant a man change in peace? goddamn
|
02:09
|
| Agares |
|
P: (opens the door for friend) Adrian is lying I don’t have a fever I am not sick at all actually they were talking about Sal Devi talked to him
|
02:10
|
| kind baby |
|
d:
|
02:11
|
|
|
|
02:11
|
|
|
a: (comes out in a tshirt and shorts) hellooooooooo
|
02:11
|
| Agares |
|
F: wow
|
02:11
|
|
|
F: quite the attire you have there
|
02:12
|
| kind baby |
|
a: miss friend you here to get your kid right
|
02:12
|
| Agares |
|
F: I used to tell him things all the time that weren’t true he’s pretty good at picking them apart
|
02:13
|
|
|
P: yes sometimes she will lie to me it’s just to make sure I have my guard up but even if she didn’t I would still know because that was a shitty lie
|
02:14
|
| kind baby |
|
a: sounds healthy. you two want a soda on your way out
|
02:14
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a: its diet riteeeeeee
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02:14
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| Agares |
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F: actually in case he actually wasn’t feeling good I brought him an energy drink since because I felt bad him being locked up in this place with you the whole day
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02:16
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P: yayyyyy I love you they were gonna make me drink coffee (gets energy drink from Friend)
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02:17
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F: Phila we should go home. I don’t think we should worry about Sal
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02:18
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P: but. But. But
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02:18
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F: he’s just a headache. Probably doesn’t even have any real data
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02:19
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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02:19
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d: yeah
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02:19
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| Agares |
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P: NO Devi said Azeri was talking some bullshit about transcending
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02:21
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| kind baby |
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a: nah he said transgender
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02:21
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a: such a handful right. he must need some sleep
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02:21
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| Agares |
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F: he probably just needs to be left alone to play his games for a minute maybe get him a new controller to break
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02:22
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P: no I will not be better with either of those things
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02:23
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P: Sal has a garage Adrian has the key
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02:23
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P: they key is from Devi
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02:23
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| kind baby |
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a: hm? what key
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02:23
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a: actually
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02:24
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a: miss friend i wanna show you the new vending machine outside
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02:24
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| Agares |
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F: ?
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02:24
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| kind baby |
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a: (opens the door) after you
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02:24
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| Agares |
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F: oookayy (walks out)
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02:25
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| kind baby |
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a: devi you keep phila occupied
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02:25
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d: (head in hands)
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02:25
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a: so anyways. (closes the door)
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02:25
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a: what phila said is true
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02:26
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a: he wants to follow devi next time he goes to sal and co
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02:26
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| Agares |
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F: well duh. I could’ve put that together myself
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02:27
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| kind baby |
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a: yes and
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02:27
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a: i dont want phila getting hurt is all
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02:27
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a: i dont want devi gettin hurt either. i was gonna try to talk to him
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02:27
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a: i guess i cant stop him if he wants to keep talking to the guy but
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02:28
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| Agares |
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F: going to Sal’s is stupid
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02:28
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F: everyone should just forget about that guy I don’t know why it keeps coming up
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02:28
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| kind baby |
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a: right?
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02:28
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a: dev said he just barged into his office
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02:29
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| Agares |
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F: probably like Azeri. Keys to everything
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02:29
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| kind baby |
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a: also hes super paranoid about being wiretapped and watched now
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02:29
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a: hes always been really paranoid cause. yakno
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02:30
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a: but it sucks to see him so psyched out. makes me think whatever hes getting into is super crazy
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02:30
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| Agares |
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F: maybe we should go just to calm everyone down
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02:31
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| kind baby |
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a: so id like if you just kept a close eye on phila and make sure he doesnt wander off
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02:31
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a: ?
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02:31
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| Agares |
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F: Phila will go by himself if he really wants to he’ll find a way, and Devi is super paranoid so why don’t we make investigate with Phila and maybe find a way to calm Devi’s nerves? Just let him know Sal can’t do anything to hurt anyone
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02:32
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| kind baby |
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a: i dont know
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02:32
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a: maybe because im scared to get involved myself i guess
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02:33
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| Agares |
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F: I have a feeling I’m already involved and well. My migraines have been flaring up lately
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02:33
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| kind baby |
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a: shadow flu?
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02:33
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| Agares |
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F: I just have clinically diagnosed migraines asshole
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02:34
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Deep friend lore that she has migraines poor woman why did I do that to her originally
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02:34
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| kind baby |
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a: (lights another cigarette) my bad
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02:34
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poor friend
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02:34
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| Agares |
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F: stop smoking
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02:34
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| kind baby |
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(Csh reference?)
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02:35
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| Agares |
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F: it’s disgusting
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02:35
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| kind baby |
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a: (blows smoke in friends face) why do you say that?
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02:36
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god they are so divorced but theyre not even romantically interested in each ofher
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02:36
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| Agares |
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F: (coughs) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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02:36
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F: I can’t believe you smoke around Phila. What kind of example is that setting for him?
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02:36
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| kind baby |
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a: not a good one
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02:37
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a: i dont think hed actually do it though, just between you and me
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02:37
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| Agares |
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F: you say that now but the day he gets caught smoking it will be all your fault
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02:39
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F: so if we aren’t going to Sal’s then what’s your plan to make everything normal because you know Phila will never stop talking about this
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02:41
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| kind baby |
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a: tell him to shut up then. you ever think of that
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02:41
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| Agares |
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F: that doesn’t work. You should know that
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02:42
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| kind baby |
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a: thats cause you dont actually discipline him
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02:42
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a: such a killer mom you are
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02:42
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| Agares |
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F: you just make him miserable
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02:43
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| kind baby |
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a: and you just make him a goddamn nutcase
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02:43
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a: you think he wasnt miserable fore i came in the picture too?
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02:43
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| Agares |
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F: stop it with blaming ME for everything. What have you even done for him except give him pills and take away his freedom
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02:44
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| kind baby |
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a: oh but you forget. i gave him a much needed decent parental figure too
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02:45
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| Agares |
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F: when I met him the only thing he had was bullies. I taught him he could be loved
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02:46
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F: you didn’t know him back then. Actually you don’t know him at all
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02:46
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| kind baby |
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a: i know him as well as you do
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02:46
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a: (unamused)
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02:47
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| Agares |
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F: you weren’t there on those days before all of the royalty stuff. He was a different person
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02:47
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F: hell so was I
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02:47
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F: you can never understand what we went through together because you weren’t there
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02:48
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah. let me guess. he was all sad and lonely with violent impulses that you think you fixed
|
02:48
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a: and you were...
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02:48
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a: probably looking for love in a little orphan boy yeah
|
02:49
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a: (puts out cigarette over the wall) youre about as fucked up as you think i am
|
02:49
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| Agares |
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F: at least I died doing something and not wasting away. At least I was trying to survive for myself and not trying to fix the unfixable
|
02:50
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| kind baby |
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a: you trying to insinuate something? im fucking thriving thanks
|
02:51
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| Agares |
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F: I had a reason I was pathetic back then. You didn’t. You haven’t grown at all. You still party all you want. What does it take Adrian?
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02:52
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| kind baby |
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a: what do you mean
|
02:53
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| Agares |
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F: what would it take for you to mature
|
02:53
|
| kind baby |
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a: ...
|
02:53
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a: ahhhh i fuckin hate you why do you gotta be that poor kids parent with me
|
02:54
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d: sooooo
|
02:54
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d: you like video games
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02:54
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| Agares |
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02:55
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Sorry those didn’t send lol
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02:55
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| kind baby |
|
i saw it no worried.
|
02:55
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*worries
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02:55
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| Agares |
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02:55
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| kind baby |
|
wait cc no its like cutting to phila and devi in the apartment hanging out
|
02:56
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| Agares |
|
Of
H I’m dumb
|
02:56
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| kind baby |
|
ASHDKDKFJKDKF your good
|
02:56
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au where devi just comes out mid argument trying to make small talk
|
02:56
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| Agares |
|
P: yeah a lot
|
02:57
|
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P: do you?
|
02:57
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ...ive only played a few
|
02:57
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d: well, i really liked to build houses and listen to the classical music on the radio on the sims, and i really loved this shooter game
|
02:58
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| Agares |
|
P: shooter game?
|
02:58
|
| kind baby |
|
d: yes! it was called forbes corporate warrior.
|
02:58
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| Agares |
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P: what the hell is that
|
02:58
|
| kind baby |
|
(faint yelling in the background)
|
02:58
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d: where do i begin... i dont know. it probably messed my brain up with all the colors and lights
|
02:59
|
| Agares |
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P: I wish my parents would stop fighting
|
02:59
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ?
|
02:59
|
| Agares |
|
P: they’re yelling at each other
|
02:59
|
| kind baby |
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d: am i supposed to like... mediate... im sorry. i dont know if im like your honorary dad or just a houseguest in this whole dynamic
|
03:00
|
| Agares |
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P: yeah my mom would date my dad if it weren’t for you
|
03:00
|
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P: it wouldn’t be good
|
03:00
|
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P: but it would happen
|
03:01
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ???
|
03:01
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|
(THATS SO FUCKING OUT OF POCKET HELLO PHILA?)
|
03:01
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| Agares |
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P: yeah
|
03:01
|
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P: that’s about all I have to say on that one Devi. Your game sounds boring as fuck
|
03:01
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| kind baby |
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d: i need a drink.
|
03:02
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| Agares |
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P: surrreee get drunk while everyone else is arguing about how the kid you’re watching should be treated
|
03:03
|
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P: can I have a drink too???
|
03:03
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| kind baby |
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d: yeah (gets a beer out the fridge and throws phila a box of apple juice)
|
03:04
|
| Agares |
|
P: not what I fucking meant and you know it.
|
03:04
|
| kind baby |
|
d: hmm. its a drink.
|
03:04
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d: you know your family is messed up. i feel bad for you
|
03:04
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| Agares |
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P: no you shouldn’t feel bad for me unless feeling bad makes you more likely to give me a beer
|
03:05
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| kind baby |
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d: its all not gonna matter soon
|
03:05
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d: this moment in time. the ground we walk on. its nothing
|
03:05
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| Agares |
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P: are you okay? Did you like take some different drugs or something and I didn’t see you do it?
|
03:06
|
| kind baby |
|
d: no its just fact
|
03:06
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| Agares |
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P: okay but you usually aren’t so universe big picture
|
03:06
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| kind baby |
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d: just been thinking i guess
|
03:07
|
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d: you should enjoy what you have while you have it. its ultimately worthless but so is being scared and miserable until youre nothing again
|
03:08
|
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d: you get it right?
|
03:08
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| Agares |
|
P: yeah that’s why I used to do reckless shit all the time I wasn’t afraid of death because it didn’t matter
|
03:09
|
| kind baby |
|
d: im trying to turn my life around so i dont spend my last moments crying over how ill die and come back. i wont have to worry about it anymore
|
03:09
|
| Agares |
|
P: you’ll always come back. You’re going to be a shadow
|
03:09
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| kind baby |
|
d: no im not :)
|
03:09
|
|
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d: not if i can help it anyway
|
03:10
|
| Agares |
|
P: okay I don’t care what Azeri and Sal are putting in your head but they’re wrong. Only gabe and the scythe can judge souls and turn them to their next form okay?
|
03:10
|
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P: it’s impossible for humans
|
03:10
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| kind baby |
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d: there is no real natural order to death like that
|
03:11
|
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d: people were scared. they let their fear rule them and they propped some fake system up
|
03:11
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| Agares |
|
P: bullshit. How many lies have you been told?
|
03:11
|
| kind baby |
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d: how many have you been told?
|
03:11
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| Agares |
|
P: many but not about the scythe
|
03:12
|
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P: it’s true I went through it myself. It’s not fake
|
03:12
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| kind baby |
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d: its not fake but its just a way to cope... you wanted another shot at life. i just want it over with. thats real transcension
|
03:13
|
| Agares |
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P: everyone has to live again
|
03:14
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P: we can wipe your memory if you wanr
|
03:14
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| kind baby |
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d: not me
|
03:14
|
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d: no
|
03:14
|
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d: that sounds like another hell in of itself
|
03:14
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d: im taking heaven into my own hands
|
03:14
|
|
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d: (gets another beer) you into chess?
|
03:15
|
| Agares |
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P: sounds more like a coping mechanism than the judgment system
|
03:15
|
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P: they told you pretty little lies to get into your head and get you to participate in experiments
|
03:16
|
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P: you don’t believe any of this right
|
03:16
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| kind baby |
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d: they gave me a foundation
|
03:16
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d: id be just like you if i didnt already believe it to be true
|
03:16
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d: youll come around
|
03:17
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| Agares |
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P: I don’t think I will. Whatever cult this is I will not be participating
|
03:17
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P: the underworld lies about a lot but it damn sure doesn’t lie about that
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03:17
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| kind baby |
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d: you wont have a choice im sure
|
03:17
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| Agares |
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P: it’s a choice for you to stop this delusional nonsense and listen to me
|
03:18
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| kind baby |
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d: i cant go back
|
03:19
|
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d: but i wish i could help you all
|
03:19
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| Agares |
|
P: I’m kinda fucking worried about you Dev. (Takes out his mask) is this fake to you?
|
03:20
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| kind baby |
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d: about as real as anything else
|
03:20
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| Agares |
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P: the truth of the world resides in what we already know and understand Devi. There’s nothing even beyond that
|
03:21
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| kind baby |
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d: you hear yourself dont you?
|
03:21
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(something thuds on the wall)
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03:22
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d: woww.
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03:22
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| Agares |
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P: I should probably stop them
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03:23
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P: don’t get in your head about stupid shit it will drive you nuts for no reason
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03:23
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| kind baby |
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d: i know
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03:23
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a: ok seriously no shoving miss
|
03:25
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| Agares |
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F: I don’t think I’m the one who started this
|
03:25
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| kind baby |
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a: what if philas spying on us you want him to see this
|
03:26
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| Agares |
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F: oh he can hear it JUST FINE! CANT YOU PHILA?
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03:27
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P: (opens the door) HEY hey I love you both please stop fighting other people might get concerned also Devi was talking about weird stuff I need you both to tell him objective reality
|
03:27
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| kind baby |
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a: what?
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03:27
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a: no one else lives here dont worry. but also whaaat?
|
03:28
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| Agares |
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P: yeah he’s saying the whole judgement system is a fake put up because of fear or something??? Just come inside
|
03:28
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| kind baby |
|
can i see those balls fart sorry i wanted to see what this does again
|
03:28
|
|
|
oh my god
|
03:28
|
| Agares |
|
Textingstory.com
|
03:28
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| kind baby |
|
can you see my display name with it
|
03:29
|
| Agares |
|
Not your real one but joe king yes
|
03:29
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| kind baby |
|
can i see those balls fart CAN I SEE THISE BALLS FART
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03:29
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can i see those balls fart ok ok im done
|
03:29
|
| Agares |
|
Okay
|
03:30
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| kind baby |
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a: ... okay (looks at friend)
|
03:30
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| Agares |
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F: it’s not a fake I don’t know what he’s talking about. We’ll finish this later Adrian.
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03:31
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah kill me about it
|
03:31
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a: anyways. hi phila. lets see what youre talking about
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03:32
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| Agares |
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P: okay well he started talking about the nothingness of everything and then he said he wouldn’t have an afterlife
|
03:33
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P: I did tell him that you guys would probably date if he wasn’t around before this so maybe I triggered it?
|
03:34
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| kind baby |
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a: jesus. how many beers have you had?
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03:34
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a: WHAT?
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03:34
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d: three
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03:34
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| Agares |
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F: I would never date Adrian.
|
03:34
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| kind baby |
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a: I WOULD NEVER DATE FRIEND
|
03:34
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| Agares |
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P: well you say that.
|
03:34
|
|
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P: anyways wanna tell them what you were telling me Dev?
|
03:35
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| kind baby |
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d: ah yes forbes corporate warrior. truly a product of its time
|
03:35
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| Agares |
|
P: NO
|
03:35
|
|
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P: not the stupid game Devi
|
03:36
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| kind baby |
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d: what is it then?
|
03:36
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| Agares |
|
P: taking Heaven into your own hands and things like that
|
03:36
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| kind baby |
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d: oh. yeah
|
03:37
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a: so poetic :]
|
03:37
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| Agares |
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P: no it’s stuff to do with Sal
|
03:37
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|
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P: he actually believes what they told him
|
03:38
|
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F: is Sal a Dey dem?
|
03:38
|
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P: no I mean Azeri too
|
03:38
|
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P: I mean I don’t know
|
03:38
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| kind baby |
|
a
|
03:44
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They/them?
|
03:44
|
|
|
Serving nonbinary realness?
|
03:45
|
| Agares |
|
Yes but said like there’s a d at the start and not properly pronouncing the th
|
03:45
|
| kind baby |
|
i love friend
|
03:45
|
| Agares |
|
I’m going to sleep for tonight I think
|
03:45
|
| kind baby |
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a: no devs dont go schizo on me please
|
03:45
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|
okeez
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03:45
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| ‟ | a: no devs dont go schizo on me please
— can i see those balls fart, 12.10.2022 03:45 |
i think this sums it up pretfy well
|
03:45
|
| Agares |
|
Yeah
|
03:45
|
| kind baby |
|
gn
|
03:46
|
| Agares |
|
Goodnight
|
03:46
|
|
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|
Thursday, 13. October 2022 |
| Agares |
|
Yuahah yeam
|
23:34
|
| kind baby |
|
The
|
23:35
|
|
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d: what?
|
23:35
|
| Agares |
|
F: don’t act like this Devi
|
23:35
|
|
|
F: I’ve been lied to enough today
|
23:36
|
|
|
F: nothing will happen to you or Sal or Azeri if you tell us all
|
23:37
|
| kind baby |
|
d: well you wouldnt listen even if i told you
|
23:38
|
|
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d: if i say something why should i say it again
|
23:38
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| Agares |
|
P: we would listen it’s just not real
|
23:39
|
| kind baby |
|
(psycho killer. qest ce que est)
|
23:39
|
| Agares |
|
Yeah I got it.
|
23:39
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P: they didn’t hear it because they were outside
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23:39
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| kind baby |
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d: phila you know what you know and now you make use of this knowledge or be like everyone else. willfully ignorant
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23:40
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a: you gotta lay off the drinks you sure you only had 3 beers
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23:40
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| Agares |
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P: you know when I told you your dad didn’t exist anymore and everyone told me it wasn’t real and I was being insane that’s what’s going on with you right now
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23:42
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| kind baby |
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d: ?
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23:42
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| Agares |
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P: you know. He died and I and pissed on his grave because you weren’t going to?
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23:43
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P: anyways yeah
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23:43
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| kind baby |
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a: hey. how about you two go home
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23:44
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| Agares |
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F: no you dragged me all the way to Verdens
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23:44
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F: this is the kind of thing that happens when people talk to Azeri
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23:45
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F: Azeri says the universe doesn’t work like we think it does, but see, he’s never had anything to back it up so there’s no reason to believe him
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23:46
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F: he’s just cursed and a lot has happened to him. It’s sad honestly. But it’s best you keep from talking to him if you’re susceptible to that kind of nonsense
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23:47
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| kind baby |
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d: see? only proving me right
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23:49
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d: in turn my lips are sealed
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23:49
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d: out of our house now. buhbye. you heard adrian you are officially uninvited
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23:50
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| Agares |
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F: fine. Phila we’re going (takes Phila’s hand). Have fun fixing this on your own. Do you even know how the judgement system works Adrian?
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23:51
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah you do the scythey thing
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23:53
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| Agares |
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F: (rolls eyes)
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23:54
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F: Devi I know exactly what will happen to you when you die. I’m sorry it’s just my job
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23:54
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| kind baby |
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d: you know the cause of my death?
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23:58
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| Agares |
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F: there are things you can try to do to turn around your life but you have to try and put faith into your soul. It won’t work. Do you know what happens to souls who aren’t properly reaped by the scythe? Once human creatures that only feel pain and torture for the rest of time. They cannot speak, they can barely move, and they are not able to end themselves no matter how much they want it to stop
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23:59
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Friday, 14. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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d: hmm.
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00:02
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d: you think so
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00:02
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| Agares |
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F: I know so. I’ve seen what they’re trying to do and it doesn’t work that way
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00:02
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F: the scythe is an ancient power it cannot be replicated by humans
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00:03
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| kind baby |
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d: you used to be human too :/
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00:08
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d: we’re on equal playing fields on being god
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00:08
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| Agares |
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F: but I’m just a regular shadow without the scythe!
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00:08
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F: I couldn’t create this power myself
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00:09
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| kind baby |
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d: youre not very important then. why are you lecturing me?
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00:09
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| Agares |
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F: because I don’t want anyone to get hurt because of that kid
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00:10
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| kind baby |
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d: id give you some credibility and you took matters into your own hands. but youre just riffing on some bullshit system to deal with mortality
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00:10
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d: i think people can opt out. and theyll be fine
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00:10
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a: (grimacingface)
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00:10
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| Agares |
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F: we have a whole day in the underworld dedicated to how not fine that is. It’s in November you should show up we have cider!!!!!!!!!!!
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00:11
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F: it’s right after Halloween because everyone likes Halloween season!!!!!!
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00:12
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F: the entire goddamn underworld is decked out in Halloween decorations and there’s parties all the time!! Parties full of people who have the ability to be happy!!! The system exists because not everyone can do that otherwise!! It’s a system that works! You can’t change it but I really want to know why are you even trying in the first place??
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00:15
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont want to go to those parties
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00:18
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| Agares |
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F: then kill yourself Devi
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00:19
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F: do you ever think of that instead of this crazy other “solution”
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00:20
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| kind baby |
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a: okay stop it
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00:21
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a: youve done enough here
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00:21
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a: ill tell you get the fuck out of my apartment now
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00:21
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| Agares |
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F: bye forever Adrian (drags Phila out with her)
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00:23
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| kind baby |
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a: god
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00:25
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a: ok seriously stop with this nonsense
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00:25
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d: :) if you insist
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00:25
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| Agares |
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Uhh Sal calls Devi?
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00:26
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| kind baby |
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i was thinking friend goes back and whines to wally and co
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Ohh okay
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00:27
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Sounds good
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00:27
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| kind baby |
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but they can call after :]
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00:27
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from the home phone :]
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00:27
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devis phone is destroyed
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00:27
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| Agares |
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Yeah but it creepier if Sal found their home phone number
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00:28
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F: (slams door open) I am NEVER letting Adrian and Devi take care of Phila EVER AGAIN
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00:29
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| kind baby |
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completely in line with him though
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00:29
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w: (drinking coffee and reading) ???
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00:29
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| Agares |
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F: I fucking hate them Devi’s in with Sal
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00:29
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| kind baby |
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w: ???????????
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00:30
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w: isnt that philas dad?
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00:30
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w: dont you have to go through court to revoke custody? (sips coffee)
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00:31
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| Agares |
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F: No we made the deal while I was blacked out at Phila’s funeral…..
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00:31
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F: Adrian wasn’t Phila’s dad anyways
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00:32
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F: not his uncle either
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00:32
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F: nothing to him
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00:32
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P: he is my dad (pensive)
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00:32
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F: shush Phila
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00:33
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| kind baby |
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w: the guys a nolife but id let phila decide
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00:33
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w: anyway
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00:33
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w: you said devis working with sal? how does that even work
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00:34
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w: he mustve gotten blackmailed
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00:34
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| Agares |
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P: ..Sal walked into his office at work and asked to see him outside. You know he made that bomb threat so he was probably scared of that
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00:35
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| kind baby |
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w: what a creep
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00:36
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w: so adrians in on it too or...?
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00:37
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| Agares |
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F: no. But he will defend his delusional ass fiancé to the grave
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00:37
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P: she told Devi to kill (friend steps on his foot) HImself :(
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00:38
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L: hey don’t hurt him Friend! And don’t tell mentally unwell people to harm themselves
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00:40
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F: I’ll tell you to fucking harm yourself Laik. Shut up
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00:41
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| kind baby |
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friend insane moments
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00:42
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shes the worst. love her
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00:42
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| Agares |
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She really is
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00:42
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And I said I was going to make her silly next yeam.
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00:42
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| kind baby |
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j: helloo whats going on?!
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00:42
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| Agares |
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F: (inhales) DevisgonnafuckingdiebecausehethinksthejudgementsystemisfakeandAdrianforcedmeoutofhisapartmenrfortryingtotellDevithetruthandnoweveryonethinksimthebadguyhere
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00:44
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F: I don’t want to explain it to any more people
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00:45
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F: if he wants to die horribly we should let him
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00:45
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| kind baby |
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j: wooow. what?
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00:47
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| Agares |
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P: theres uhhh. There’s that machine that.. that Azeri had when he died and he. Uh. He sent the blueprints to Sal sso I assume he would be remaking it to use on himself. And so that’s probably what they’re going to do to Devi now
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00:49
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| kind baby |
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wow i fell asleep
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07:17
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when i woke up brokencyde was playing on my phone
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07:17
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Saturday, 15. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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The uhhhh
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22:55
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| Agares |
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Hello
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22:55
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| kind baby |
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Sorry i already said that before
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22:55
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| Agares |
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It’s okay I repeat things a lot
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22:55
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| kind baby |
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w: so whats the plan
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22:56
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22:57
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22:57
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| Agares |
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F: let them die
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22:57
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F: I have no want to be involved in anything Sal is doing anymore
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22:58
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F: if their souls come to the underworld well we’ll just have to kill them again
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23:00
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| kind baby |
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oh wait that just sent
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23:03
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| Agares |
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Lol it’s okay
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23:03
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| kind baby |
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j: dont you think thats a bit cruel?
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23:03
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| Agares |
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F: naw. We do it sometimes it’s not that big of a deal
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23:04
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L: it is cruel! You can’t just let Devi die like that and I’m sure Sal is a good person he just needs to be put in the right environments he’s clearly intelligent he just went down the wrong road and got sucked in that’s all I’m sure
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23:05
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F: I don’t care if he can be fixed Laik
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23:05
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| kind baby |
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w: is this...
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23:06
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w: a marvelous cool plot to murder?
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23:06
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| Agares |
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L: Noo Wally you can’t be getting your murderous tendencies right now this guy killing people is BAD
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23:07
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L: they should be directed at him if anything you can’t side with him because murder is cool
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23:07
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| kind baby |
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w: no no im saying
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23:11
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w: friend. you want to kill devi?
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23:11
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w: because he is getting in the way of you raising a family with adrian.
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23:11
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j: ?!
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23:11
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j: a love triangle?!
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23:11
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| Agares |
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F: wha. I don’t want to kill him but if he dies from this he dies. I don’t care what happens to him I’m just not protecting him. I’m way too pissed off for you to be trying to analyze my relationships.
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23:12
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F: sometimes stupids are stupids and we should let nature take its course
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23:13
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| kind baby |
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w: huh. thats just how i see it. i guess phila would know
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23:16
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whyare my texts not sending beu
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23:20
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if theres a weird pause its my internet not just me getting distracted
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23:20
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| Agares |
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sucks your internet is messing up
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23:20
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P: (just looks at Wally baby eyed)
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23:21
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| kind baby |
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w: is it true? do you see signs of a murked affair?
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23:21
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| Agares |
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P: no
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23:21
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| kind baby |
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w: then why the needless cruelty?
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23:22
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w: you should help people traverse safely to hell
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23:22
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| Agares |
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P: Wally. She’s mad. You should leave her alone.
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23:23
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| kind baby |
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w: im curious
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23:23
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| Agares |
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F: UGH I’m leaving I’ll be up in my room if anyone even CARES to check on me (walks out and slams door behind her)
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23:24
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P: Noo Friend I love youu :(
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23:25
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| kind baby |
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j: ...
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23:27
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j: so...
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23:27
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j: do you guys ever get guilty when people die?
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23:27
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| Agares |
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L: like feel guilty? Yeah
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23:28
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| kind baby |
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w: it is what it is. although i hate needless death
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23:28
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w: if mr nilsen died i feel as though it is not for a good cause
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23:28
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| Agares |
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L: We need to help him!!!!
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23:29
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P: I don’t want Devi to die
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23:29
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| kind baby |
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w: me neither. on the contrary if sal died i think it would do some good for the world. maybe we should sit back and see what happens
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23:29
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w: if devi dies in pursuit of justice it wouldnt be so bad.
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23:30
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| Agares |
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P: I wonder if Sal is on to something or if he’s just a psycho con man pretending to use new tech to kill people
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23:31
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| kind baby |
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w: i think hes just on a power trip
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23:32
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w: which usually ends badly
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23:32
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w: thats why i say let things take its course
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23:32
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| Agares |
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P: badly for who? If Sal truly thinks it’s going to work on Devi and it doesn’t then he’ll just try to cover it up and go on with his life like it never happened
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23:33
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| kind baby |
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w: he’ll get whats coming to him sooner or later
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23:34
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w: i did. you know. being here with my emotionally unstable aunt
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23:34
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| Agares |
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P: I hope Adrian understands that I still want him to be my dad but I have to make sure shes okay too and I think Adrian can handle himself Friend on the other hand? She would have completely lost it if I had sided with Adrian
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23:36
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| kind baby |
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j: my god this might be the most dysfunctional family ive ever seen
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23:39
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j: even worse than breanking bad
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23:39
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| Agares |
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P: we aren’t usually this dysfunctional
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23:39
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P: friend brings me to Verdens or I teleport myself up there and then I hang out with them and then Friend comes and gets me because dad won’t let me out on my own and then I tell her about all of the stuff we did so she feels bad so she brings me to a movie at the end of the week
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23:41
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(Bringing back Friend Phila movie night because that used to exist)
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23:41
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| kind baby |
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j: is this supposed to be helping your case
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23:44
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| Agares |
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P: ? Yes isn’t that how normal families where the parents have nothing in common except for the kid operate?
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23:45
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| kind baby |
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j: sounds like how a divorced family works
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23:45
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| Agares |
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P: Is there anything wrong with that? I don’t want them all to live together because then they’d be arguing over rules or lack there of all the time
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23:46
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| kind baby |
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j: nope. just saying
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23:51
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j:
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23:51
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oops
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23:51
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i had it loaded sent it off too soon
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23:51
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| Agares |
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L: you’re implying that divorce isn’t normal Jef : / I know a lot of people who’s parents are divorced it’s not irregular
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23:52
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| kind baby |
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j: divorced but never married in the first place?
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23:54
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j: you know anyone like that?
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23:54
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| Agares |
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23:54
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L: mmmm that one no.
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23:54
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| kind baby |
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j: i think youre just in a tough situation phila
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23:56
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j: i hope you can see your dad again soon hes a cool guy
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23:56
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| Agares |
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P: I’ll see him whether Friend likes it or not don’t worry
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23:56
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P: but I should check on her
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23:57
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P: (turns can over) I’m out of soda anyways
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23:58
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| kind baby |
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j: good luck
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23:59
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j: women am i right. just kidding. i love women.
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23:59
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w: ?
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23:59
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j: really! sometimes i think about a world where im a woman.
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23:59
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w: ???
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23:59
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| Agares |
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L: uhm. I’m a feminist Jef but
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23:59
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Sunday, 16. October 2022 |
| Agares |
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L: I don’t usually envision myself as a woman
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00:00
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| kind baby |
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j: it doesnt make my feminism any less real
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00:00
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| Agares |
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L: no no it doesn’t
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00:00
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L: and I’m not saying your feelings aren’t valid but. We should talk about this a different time
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00:01
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| kind baby |
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j: talk about what.
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00:01
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w: why would you ever want to be a woman
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00:01
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j: i dunno. Sometimes i think about calling myself missus and stuff
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00:02
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| Agares |
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L: I have friends who do that too Jef
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00:02
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L: but they. But they are women
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00:03
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| kind baby |
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j: yeah im not. but i just wish i was sometimes...
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00:03
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| Agares |
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L: look I don’t live your life I don’t know what you are but you might want to consider looking into some different things I’m always here if you want to like try on womens clothes or something just to see if you like it. There’s nothing wrong with that.
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00:04
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| kind baby |
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j: oh thank you laik ill really have to think about it
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00:07
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j: i think if i was a girl honestly my name would be like... fiora
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00:07
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j: maybe juniper.
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00:07
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j: like juniper effie felicity.
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00:08
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| Agares |
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L: wow so we could still call you Jef?
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00:08
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L: you don’t have to keep up that nickname if you don’t want to
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00:08
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| kind baby |
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j: i love it though... yes
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00:08
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w: join the club june
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00:09
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j: ?
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00:09
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w: you know. changing the genders
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00:09
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j: oh yeah i guess i did do that.
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00:09
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| Agares |
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L: yayyyyy we love you Junneeeeeeeeee (hugs Jef)
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00:10
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| kind baby |
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j: i love you laik! wally come join
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00:10
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w: (puts down book) okay
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00:10
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w: (hugs jef and laik)
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00:10
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| Agares |
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Do you want to switch to Devi being called I think it’s a funny cut
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00:11
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| kind baby |
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yes
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00:13
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junie is so real must draw her later
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00:13
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| Agares |
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Can’t believe Jef got transed so fast love that for her
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00:14
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| kind baby |
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shes been thinking about it for a long time.
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00:14
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when she got told she was just trans a little switch in her head went off and she was like Oh. Yeah. I guess i am trans.
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00:14
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| Agares |
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Loll now they almost have all three basic genders (Laik is only part nonbinary though so he messes it up)
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00:15
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| kind baby |
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Laik the third secret gender binary
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00:16
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| Agares |
|
KANDIAN
|
00:16
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Hello?
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00:16
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Kandi keysmash
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00:16
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| kind baby |
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Kandian
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00:16
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| Agares |
|
Anyways back to yeaming
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00:16
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(Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone (not really just regular house phone))
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00:17
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| kind baby |
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d: (passed out on the couch)
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00:17
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a: ? stupid telemarketer
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00:18
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a: (picks up phone) Yes thank you this is penis pizza
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00:18
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| Agares |
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Sal: uhm hello I’d like to speak to Devi Nilsen? This is James from Nilsen corp
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00:19
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Sal: I’m sorry for the inconvenience but we can’t seem to reach him on mobile
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00:19
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Sal real name drop
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00:20
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| kind baby |
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a: i dont know who that is. Would you like the balls special or the pepperoni penis surprise
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00:20
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a: also get devi fired
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00:20
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a: please
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00:20
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| Agares |
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Sal: I don’t have the power to do that sir I’m sorry. Why do you want him fired. By the way we have a stapler supply shortage alarms are about to start going off if we don’t get this shipment worked out soon
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00:21
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| kind baby |
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a: because he sucks at his job
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00:22
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a: if you worked there youd understand sal
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00:22
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| Agares |
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Sal: sir?
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00:22
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| kind baby |
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a: Sir? howd you get our number sir?
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00:23
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| Agares |
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Sal: do you know what a telephone directory is?
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00:24
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| kind baby |
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a: do you know what not being a fucking creep is? no?
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00:24
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a: youre not talking to devi
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00:24
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| Agares |
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Sal: it’s a shame. Maybe you should look out your window Adrian
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00:26
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| kind baby |
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a: ?
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00:26
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a: (looks out)
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00:26
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| Agares |
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Sal: (waves)
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00:27
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OWNSKSJSKAKS
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00:27
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Sorry
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00:27
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Sal: (waves his hand and puts flip phone back up to his ear)
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00:28
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Sal: seems like your fiancé let something slip. It’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes
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00:29
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00:31
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| kind baby |
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WDDFESFFESFFSDF
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00:32
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a: (drops the phone and puts on his jacket over tshirt and short ensemble and runs outside)
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00:33
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a: how do you know where we live
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00:33
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a: also just so you know if youre armed go ahead and kill me you wont come out unscathed
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00:34
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| Agares |
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Sal: I’m not armed! Haha! What would I need weapons for? I’m throwing a celebration!
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00:34
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| kind baby |
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a: ?
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00:45
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a: the fuuuuck are you talking about
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00:45
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| Agares |
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Sal: Maybe it’s unwise to tell you but there’s something special happening tonight. We have champagne and I bought a speaker so we can listen to music, like I said a celebration. I thought it would be nice to invite Devi
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00:46
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| kind baby |
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a: what the fuck
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00:55
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a: are you talking about
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00:55
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| Agares |
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Sal: I don’t usually host things like this am I doing it wrong?
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00:55
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| kind baby |
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a: well yeah you didnt invite me
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00:56
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a: devis blackout drunk right now ill take his place. im devi 2.
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00:56
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a: now say: “devi 2 will you please come to my lameass party?”
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00:57
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| Agares |
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Sal: let him know what has happened when he wakes up and that I’d like to see him. As for you you’re invited. Again unwise
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00:58
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| kind baby |
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a: oh i almost forgot. little adrian jr. (gets key out of his pocket) is this yours?
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00:58
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| Agares |
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Sal: oh so that’s how you found out. Devi left the key in the open
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00:59
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| kind baby |
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a: uh huh
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00:59
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| Agares |
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Sal: foolish mistake but not one I can say for certain I wouldn’t make myself
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00:59
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| kind baby |
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a: you want it back?
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00:59
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| Agares |
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Sal: no. Keep it
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00:59
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Sal: we’re going there anyways, you said you wanted to be invited to the party
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01:00
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| kind baby |
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a: to be honest with you i dont really care to keep it
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01:00
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a: hold on
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01:00
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a: im gonna see if i can land it on that roof (chucks it as far as he can)
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Sal: (unamused)
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01:01
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| kind baby |
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a: i cant actually tell if i did or not (takes off sunglasses)
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Sal: so you are a shadow like they say
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01:01
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| kind baby |
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a: nah i woke up like this
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01:01
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| Agares |
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Sal: alright :)
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01:02
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Sal: we have to get going Azeri is waiting for Devi and me to get back
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01:03
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Sal: it will surprise him I’m sure but I don’t know if the royal family is much of a threat at this point
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01:03
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| kind baby |
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a: hope hes ready for devi twoooo
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01:07
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| Agares |
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Sal: (starts walking) so what makes the party lame
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01:08
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| kind baby |
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a: you. and i bet your repertoire is terrible. what music are you gonna play
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01:09
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| Agares |
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Sal: I was thinking we would all just choose songs to put into the queue
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01:10
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| kind baby |
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a: do you like yung lean
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01:11
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| Agares |
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Sal: I was going to start us off with Katy perry and see where the music conversation brings us but you can put whatever music you want in
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01:12
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Sal: I’m sure I can like any music
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01:13
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| kind baby |
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a: katy perry....
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01:14
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a: you are a lost cause.
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01:14
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a: but im glad you have champagne. how much was it?
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01:14
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| Agares |
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Sal: the most expensive in my price range
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01:15
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| kind baby |
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a: which is
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01:15
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| Agares |
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Sal: 11 dollars and 39 cents.
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01:15
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| kind baby |
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a: oh god
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01:17
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a: you are an interesting character
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01:17
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| Agares |
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Sal: I only had about 30 dollars left to throw this party on and I also bought the speaker which was about 10 and chips and dip was the rest. My mom also made box brownies for us so we have a bit more to eat
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01:18
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| kind baby |
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a: your mom?
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01:18
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a: how old are you
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01:18
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| Agares |
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Sal: I turned 17 in February, although my parents don’t recognize it
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01:19
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| kind baby |
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a: good god
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01:20
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a: why are you trying to hang out with adults?
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01:20
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| Agares |
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Sal: I would hang out with kids my age if they understood trust me. It’s not that I can’t I have a girlfriend that’s my age. I’d like to offer up I graduated early so I’m a bit out of high school just like they are
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01:22
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| kind baby |
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a: you think people my age understand
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01:23
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| Agares |
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Sal: not everyone silly! That’s why there are only three of us. And you Devi 2 :)
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01:24
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| kind baby |
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a: if i wasnt a shadow id probably be in a old folks home right now. you talk to your grandpa about this stuff?
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01:24
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| Agares |
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Sal: oh but my grandpa facilitates my science!
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01:25
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| kind baby |
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a: oh wow
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01:25
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a: so being batshit insane runs in the family then
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01:26
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| Agares |
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Sal: nonono he’s not alive
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01:27
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| kind baby |
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a: is he... you know (makes little horns on his head)
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01:27
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| Agares |
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Sal: I wouldn’t know that (shrugs)
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01:27
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| kind baby |
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a: so how does he defilbrilate your science or whatever
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01:27
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| Agares |
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Sal: all I know is that he ran this old auto shop we’re standing in front of right now. I put the space to good use (unlocks the door)
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01:28
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| kind baby |
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a: ah okay so you’re a thief
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01:29
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| Agares |
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Sal: (holds the door closed) my family owns this building sir. We rent out the other floors
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01:29
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| kind baby |
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a: ah okay so youre middle class. thats almost worse
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01:30
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| Agares |
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Sal: just don’t accuse me of everything. I’m not a criminal
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01:30
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| kind baby |
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a: but you are petit bourgeoisie which is on par
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01:31
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a: for someone who seems so hellbent on what i assume is getting rid of the status quo you sure seem comfy in it... yawn
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01:31
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| Agares |
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Sal: I want to help everyone
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01:32
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Sal: be free
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01:32
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Sal: now can we go in
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01:32
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| kind baby |
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a: that makes two of us
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01:32
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a: ill tell you little bro if you really ever want to make a change in anyones life you have to make sacrifices
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01:33
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| Agares |
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Sal: I have
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01:33
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| kind baby |
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a: you cant devote your life to shitty experiments you have to get your hands dirty
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01:33
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| Agares |
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Sal: I am
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01:33
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Sal: we aren’t exactly to the public level yet
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01:33
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Sal: my parents will probably kick me out once they know. That’s why we were planning on heading to toothpick before our little store encounter happened
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01:34
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Sal: I am very grateful for my socioeconomic standing and you know why? without it I wouldn’t have gotten the education and resources I needed to get to this point in my life. The universe gave me those things because this had to happen and I had to be the one to do it
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01:38
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| kind baby |
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a: youre just a kid whos way in over your head
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01:38
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a: ive been you. i thought i could help everyone from their material woes. you cant unless they want the help to begin with
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01:39
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| Agares |
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Sal: well yeah. I’m only trying to give the option
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01:40
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| kind baby |
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a: i think they could find out this stuff on their own if they really cared.
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01:40
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a: youre just taking advantage of people whod do anything to escape now
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01:40
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a: hows that feel? you know on your conscience
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01:40
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| Agares |
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Sal: People need to be led sometimes
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01:41
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| kind baby |
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(can i say something terrible. adrian would kin sans. think About it)
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01:41
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| Agares |
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He would
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01:41
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Sal: if I’ve learned anything from being in regular classes instead of graduated from 13 it’s that
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01:42
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| kind baby |
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a: you ever consider people arent stupid. youre just socially underdeveloped and devote your time to more esoteric garbage
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01:42
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| Agares |
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Sal: you aren’t stupid you’re average
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01:43
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Sal: from my point of view
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01:43
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| kind baby |
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a: why do you think that?
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01:43
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| Agares |
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Sal: you may be smart actually if you put your mind to it
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01:43
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| kind baby |
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a: smart as in... devoting my time to a bunch of esoteric garbage. youd be a million times smarter if you got out of your comfort zone a bit
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01:44
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| Agares |
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Sal: I go on trips a decent amount
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01:44
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Sal: round the globe
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01:45
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| kind baby |
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a: but do you really get to know everyone. and i mean the whole hoi polloi
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01:45
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a: i think if you did you wouldnt be coming to the conclusions you do
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01:45
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| Agares |
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Sal: do you ever really get to know anyone?
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01:46
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Sal: the only way to know another’s experience is to take a peer into their soul yes? Much more can be understood and much faster that way
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01:47
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| kind baby |
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a: what about the people who dont have a soul?
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01:47
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a: (gets a crumpled cigarette out his pocket and lights it) i do not see any semblance of one in a person like you. or hell me for that matter. so good luck
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01:49
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| Agares |
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Sal: I hope one day you will see my soul and all of its parts laying neatly on a spreadsheet as an example of someone who is satisfied. In the future my friend we all can be (opens the door and walks inside)
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01:50
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A: that was not Devi I heard outside
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01:51
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Sal: good listening! It’s Adrian. But don’t freak out I want him here
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01:52
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A: what? I don’t want him here
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01:52
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| kind baby |
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a: yo
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01:53
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| Agares |
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Sal: just be friendly
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01:53
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A: hi Adrian. So Sal told you of the festivities?
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01:53
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| kind baby |
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a: sure yeah wheres the champagne
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01:53
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| Agares |
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A: not yet
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01:54
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Sal: we aren’t celebrating until we plug up the device
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01:55
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| kind baby |
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a: the. excuse me
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01:55
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| Agares |
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Sal: we call it the e-sabs but we’ll come up with a better name for marketing later
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01:56
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| kind baby |
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a: oh man you wanna market this shit?
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01:57
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a: hahahahhahaha you are. not bright.
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01:57
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| Agares |
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Sal: we aren’t marketing for monetary gains
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01:57
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Sal: only come up with a name for more people to understand
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01:57
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A: not like the current name is that complex once you understand the acronym
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01:59
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| kind baby |
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i akist fell askeep
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02:10
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| Agares |
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Do you want to keep going
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02:10
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| kind baby |
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nmnh nah
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02:10
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il fall asleep
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02:10
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| Agares |
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Alright goodnight
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02:10
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I’m excited to continue tomorrow I guess
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02:11
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Saturday, 22. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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a: you are both dumb as a rock
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22:44
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a: especially you (points at azeri)
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22:45
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| Agares |
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Sorry my mom was giving me cough medicine
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22:52
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A: why me?
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22:52
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A: sure I had a million tries to trip into the right solution but I got there eventually
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22:55
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| kind baby |
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a: i think you should start working alone if thats an option
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22:59
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a: anyway wheres the sabs.
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23:00
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| Agares |
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A: excuse me? We would not be here right now if it weren’t for Sal’s research and work on this. And it’s E-sabs not just sabs
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23:01
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Sal: Sabs on it’s own works Azeri.
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23:01
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Sal: the machine is in the back room. But first you have to answer a question for me Adrian
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23:02
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| kind baby |
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a: go ahead
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23:02
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| Agares |
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Sal: do you personally, disregarding me and Azeri in our entirety, think you as a person have a right to opt out of your own fate?
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23:03
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah everyone does
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23:04
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a: and
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23:04
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a: ?
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23:04
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| Agares |
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Sal: alright! That’s all I wanted to know. Thank you for your cooperation Adrian
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23:05
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| kind baby |
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a: (sneaks a pair of scissors off the table) uh huh
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23:05
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| Agares |
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Sal: I’ll be righttt back Azeri can keep an eye on you while I’m gone (walks to back room)
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23:06
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A: why do you think I should work alone
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23:06
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A: Sal’s a wonderful mind
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23:07
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| kind baby |
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a: hes a huge egomaniac
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23:07
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a: if you dont see that youre a dumdum
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23:07
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| Agares |
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A: oh well yeah but that’s because he’s never been challenged before
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23:08
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| kind baby |
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a: hes just going to take your ideas and run i can see it
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23:08
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| Agares |
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A: no we’re partners we’re going to work on this together until everyone has the ability to make their choice and then well. I’ll go back to toothpick maybe. I’m starting to miss it and it would be nice to say goodbye before leaving for eternity
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23:09
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| kind baby |
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a: this is so sad. you make me want to cry.
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23:11
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a: is there a bathroom here
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23:11
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| Agares |
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A: y-yeah see the kitchen right over there take a right it’s right there. Or you can go through the office it’s also right there
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23:11
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A: oh yeah about the office I found some whiskey under the desk I was thinking of asking if he’d let us drink it for the party what do you think?
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23:12
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A: he’ll probably say no but worth a shot I think
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23:13
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| kind baby |
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a: why even ask this
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23:14
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| Agares |
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A: You’re one of us now and. you’re the only other person in this room.
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23:15
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| kind baby |
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a: maybe you should call sal in here and ask him i dunno (walks to office)
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23:16
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| Agares |
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A: wonder what’s taking him so long anyways
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23:16
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A: maybe it’s heavy for him I’ll go check be right back (goes to back room)
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23:17
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I think it’s worth noting that the office walls are half glass
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23:17
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Kind of like in five nights at Freddy’s 3
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23:18
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| kind baby |
|
shdjdisjdjdodof
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23:22
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can adrian destroy anything of importance rigjt now
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23:22
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| Agares |
|
He could mess up blueprints if he wants
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23:23
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| kind baby |
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a: (snip snip)
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23:23
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| Agares |
|
I’d prefer if they turned it on and then while they were off doing party things Adrian like unplugged it and cut the cord or just cut it in the most horrible instance of anti electrical safety
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23:24
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Jsyk
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23:24
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Sal: (him and Azeri walk out of the back room esabs on one of those little cart things) told you Azeri I got it. Thank you for carrying the games though
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23:25
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A: no problem just trying to help. Adrian? You done using the bathroom yet? We’re about to get things started
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23:26
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Sal: why’s he in the office.
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23:26
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A: chill out man I told him he could use that door to get to the restroom
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23:27
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Sal: sigh
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23:27
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| kind baby |
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a: (comes out) sup
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23:29
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a: is the sabs ready
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23:29
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| Agares |
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A: the E-sabs. E
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23:29
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| kind baby |
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a: thē sabs
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23:29
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| Agares |
|
Sal: let it go Azeri. We got a puzzle and monopoly and Yahtzee and some cards too for activities
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23:31
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Sal: oh yeah and Rubik’s cubes do you cube?
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23:31
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| kind baby |
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a: wow. fun.
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23:31
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a: no.
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23:31
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a: what does the sabs do
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23:31
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| Agares |
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Sal: it stands for (looks at Azeri) ..electronic. Soul and body separator. It’s all in the name (takes it off of the cart thing and sets it on the floor)
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23:32
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| kind baby |
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a: are you gonna use it
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23:33
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| Agares |
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Sal: no no not right now we’re just seeing if it works. I’ll give myself a little shock to make sure but today is merely a celebration of its construction
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23:34
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| kind baby |
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a: yaaaaaay
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23:34
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a: champagne. now. im sleepy
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23:34
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a: and your party is a bust
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23:34
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| Agares |
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Sal: come on now. If this was Devi here we would’ve had it plugged up already. And he would’ve contributed to the party I’m sure
|
23:35
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| kind baby |
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a: how would he contribute please tell me
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23:36
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a: im dying to hear you guys portrayal of dev
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23:36
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| Agares |
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Sal: I don’t know isn’t he into drugs or something? Either way he’d just go with the flow and not be a jackass about my ability to throw parties. He’d simply be happy of our achievement. Not me and Azeri’s his too. And the rest of humanity. He understands what kind of occasion this is
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23:37
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Sal: I don’t do this. I do science I do math I do English I do history I do engineering I do pretty much anything else you could think of I do not throw parties
|
23:39
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| kind baby |
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a: protip if you bring out the alcohol first thing no one will notice how shit of a party you hosted is
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23:40
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| Agares |
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Sal: we don’t have much (plugs it up) okay there now all I have to do it hit the switch.. (inhale, exhale) are you ready Azeri
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23:41
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A: (has the champagne) I’ve seen it happen before with my machine but yeah I’m good
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23:41
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A: ready to move into the future
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23:42
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Sal: you, Adrian?
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23:42
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| kind baby |
|
sorry i got hypnotized by the waffle house album
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23:47
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23:47
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| Agares |
|
Perfect
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23:47
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| kind baby |
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a: (long pause, thinking about the waffle house album)
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23:47
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| Agares |
|
QSWOSJQNS
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23:48
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| kind baby |
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a: ...
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23:48
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| Agares |
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Sal: Aw come on now. We’re all waiting for you (finger on the on switch)
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23:48
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| kind baby |
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a: raisins in my toast. huh whyh. yeah yeah sure
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23:49
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| Agares |
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Sal: (flips the switch) greenlightgreenlightgreenliiigggghhhttt (a light turns on green) YES WE DID IT
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23:50
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| kind baby |
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a: so turn it off
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23:50
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| Agares |
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A: (pops the champagne)
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23:50
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Sal: I told you I was going to shock myself to make sure it worked
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23:50
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| kind baby |
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a: sal! azeri! i just saw a rat run in the office
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23:52
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a: you dont want it interfering with the sabs do you
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23:52
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| Agares |
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A: yikes!
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23:52
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Sal: idiot why would it interfere
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23:52
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A: I just hate rats
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23:52
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| kind baby |
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a: could bite into the wire
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23:52
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a: or mess up important papers in there...
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23:53
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| Agares |
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Sal: (rolls eyes and picks something up) okay I’ll look for it
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23:53
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Sal: (goes over and picks up shoe, into office to look for rat)
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23:54
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The something he picked up was not something to kill the rat with btw. I did not repeat myself
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23:54
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| kind baby |
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a: azeri you cant interact with the material world can you.
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23:54
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| Agares |
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A: I mean I just opened this champagne bottle so if I want to I think
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23:55
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| kind baby |
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a: but like, yakno, you cant stop what im about to do. just sit back and watch
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23:55
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a: (snip snip)
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23:55
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| Agares |
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A: SAL
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23:55
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| kind baby |
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a: (sparks fly everywhere and unholy buzzing noise sounds) oh fuck
|
23:55
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| Agares |
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Sal: WHAT DID YOU DO?
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23:56
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| kind baby |
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a: the rat! got ahold of it.
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23:56
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| Agares |
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Sal: urerrrggrgrgrgrgrgrgr (throws salt at Adrian and goes to the esabs to try to unplug it)
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23:57
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| kind baby |
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a: auuu uwhat the fuck did you just throw at me
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23:57
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a: (licks hand) salt?
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23:57
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a: do you think im a slug?
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23:57
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| Agares |
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Sal: I thought you said that worked Azeri!
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23:58
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A: it does I’ve seen it I don’t know why it’s not affecting him uh (sprinklers go off)
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23:58
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Sal: shhhhhittt ahhh
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23:58
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| kind baby |
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a: wow. well. i think its time for us to part ways.
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23:58
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a: i have to admit this was definitely a rager. enjoy the sabs
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23:59
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| Agares |
|
Sal: no no you aren’t getting away. You aren’t
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23:59
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Sunday, 23. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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a: i dunno. maybe. i dont try to get away very much
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00:00
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a: (teleports awaysers. its just outside of the garage)
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00:00
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| Agares |
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Sal: NO (attempts to run outside but trips in the doorway, breaking his glasses)
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00:01
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| kind baby |
|
poor sal hes so gay and pathetic
|
00:01
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a: oh shit (teleports away again. ends up in friends mansion)
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00:02
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w:
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00:02
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j:
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00:02
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| Agares |
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L: Adrian????
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00:02
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| kind baby |
|
j: youre wet
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00:02
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a: yeah! what the fuck!
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00:02
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a: okay hold on i did not mean to end up here i was just thinking about telling friend something important and got here on accident
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00:03
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a: (sits on couch) auuuuuuuu my head hurts
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00:03
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| Agares |
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L: we have to go get her she’s in her room
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00:03
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| kind baby |
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w: shes in a bad mood
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00:03
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a: really
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00:03
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| Agares |
|
L: she should be out of it by now my parents always had a “cooldown period” if they or we ever had an argument and after about 30 minutes or so everything was normal it’s been over an hour
|
00:04
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| kind baby |
|
j: laik thats not healthy
|
00:05
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| Agares |
|
L: what do you mean? We all apologized it’s not like we left the conversation unfinished
|
00:05
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| kind baby |
|
j: :(
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00:05
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j: the fact that you know your parents had a cooldown period and the exact duration
|
00:06
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w: ok so why are you soaking wet right now mister
|
00:06
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a: i cut a live wire
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00:06
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w: oh okay
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00:06
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w: (reads book silently)
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00:07
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| Agares |
|
L: you did WHAT
|
00:07
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|
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L: and you just left??????
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00:07
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| kind baby |
|
a: yes
|
00:08
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| Agares |
|
L: your apartment is probably up in flames by now electrical fires don’t stop like that
|
00:08
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| kind baby |
|
a: nah it wasnt my apartment.
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00:08
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a: is phila asleep?
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00:09
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| Agares |
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L: no he’s up helping Friend calm down
|
00:09
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| kind baby |
|
a: (goes into cast)
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00:09
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| Agares |
|
L: so it was someone else’s building? Adrian that’s illegal!
|
00:09
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| kind baby |
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a: yep
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00:10
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a: it was someone elses garage
|
00:10
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| Agares |
|
L: why were you in someone else’s garage??
|
00:10
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| kind baby |
|
a: i got a call in the middle of the night
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00:10
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a: asking for devi
|
00:10
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a: surprise its thats sal guy. and he knows where i live. so i do the smart thing. i destroy his machine and set his house on fire
|
00:11
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| Agares |
|
L: ADRIAN THATS NOT A GOOD THING TO DO TO SOMEONE WHO MIGHT NEED MENTAL HELP!
|
00:11
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| kind baby |
|
j: i think we’re missing some crucial details
|
00:11
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j: also i think im a girl
|
00:11
|
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|
a: (fistbump) i knew it
|
00:12
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| Agares |
|
L: Do you know if he has another place to live or did you just make him homeless!!???? Tell me Adrian!
|
00:12
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| kind baby |
|
a: when we dropped acid you looked like a gi
|
00:12
|
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a: oh
|
00:12
|
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a: i dont know as you can see i just kind of busted the fuck out of there
|
00:12
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| Agares |
|
L: we have to go back up there and (yawn) get Sal so he doesn’t do something bad
|
00:13
|
|
|
L: sorry I’ve been up all night my bedtime is normally 10
|
00:13
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| kind baby |
|
a: yeah. devis home sleeping
|
00:14
|
| Agares |
|
L: well not all night I slept for a little while but then..
|
00:14
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| kind baby |
|
a: (reaches for pocket. no phone) god damb it
|
00:14
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a: i have to get home and make sure hes ok
|
00:15
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| Agares |
|
L: we should get Friend and tell her where we’re going
|
00:16
|
|
|
L: Wally’s here and you’re supposed to tell your parents before you go out
|
00:16
|
| kind baby |
|
w: ...
|
00:16
|
|
|
w: yeah i guess i can try to conjure a portal to verdens
|
00:16
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|
|
w: might be easier to get phila home with one too
|
00:17
|
|
|
w: the thing is im not quite sure if i make one here where the portal will drop us off at on the surface
|
00:18
|
| Agares |
|
L: just try and see where it ends up
|
00:18
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| kind baby |
|
w: need my spellbook
|
00:19
|
|
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w: and some twigs for the frame
|
00:19
|
|
|
j: like minecraft
|
00:19
|
|
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w: like my craft
|
00:19
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| Agares |
|
L: hehe Wally Minecraft is a video game
|
00:19
|
|
|
L: I love him I’m gonna go get twigs
|
00:20
|
| kind baby |
|
w: you can come with me back to my house
|
00:20
|
|
|
w: i left my spellbook there so..
|
00:20
|
| Agares |
|
L: oh okay is Jef coming too or is she staying here?
|
00:20
|
| kind baby |
|
j: yes lemme come :3
|
00:21
|
|
|
j: i love your house wally it smells like actual garbage and looks like it should be on r/malelivingspaces
|
00:21
|
|
|
w: well i am a male living in a space
|
00:21
|
| Agares |
|
L: I wish you’d let me clean it
|
00:22
|
| kind baby |
|
w: hisss
|
00:22
|
|
|
w: (goes to another room where the portal is)
|
00:22
|
|
|
(In my head there is a always open portal in wallys room to friends *house I forgot if thats canon or just something i made up)
|
00:23
|
| Agares |
|
(It is I think it’s in a janitors closet thing)
|
00:23
|
|
|
L: luckily Toothpick is already a hell scape so there’s no issues in leading open this portal all the time
|
00:24
|
|
|
L: not hell as in the bad word hell as in the underworld
|
00:24
|
| kind baby |
|
j: yes theres not much of a boundary between the dead and the living there i noticed.
|
00:25
|
|
|
j: a ghost town
|
00:25
|
| Agares |
|
L: it’s AWESOME I love it there
|
00:25
|
| kind baby |
|
w: shh lets go
|
00:25
|
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|
a:
|
00:25
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|
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|
00:25
|
| Agares |
|
Nooo now he’s doing the thing
|
00:26
|
|
|
Okay right now Sal is dragging Devi out of his apartment to go to toothpick
|
00:26
|
|
|
Jsyk what is happening at this moment
|
00:26
|
| kind baby |
|
holy shit
|
00:26
|
|
|
why tooth pink
|
00:26
|
|
|
man devi is such a damsel in distress lately someone help that poor fag
|
00:27
|
| Agares |
|
The underworld didn’t take Azeri’s device also Azeri has more tools and things also basement of a guy who died is inconspicuous as long as Sal’s car is hidden
|
00:27
|
|
|
Not to mention Sal is just pissed beyond reason
|
00:28
|
|
|
L: (jumps through portal) Whee!!!!
|
00:28
|
| kind baby |
|
j: (Scared💥)
|
00:28
|
|
|
w: come on its not that *bad jeffie
|
00:29
|
|
|
w: (holds jefs hand and jumps through with her)
|
00:29
|
|
|
j: ASKSHSHCIFJEAKXIFJWKACOFJSKZOCJEKSOCFKSKXLCOFC
|
00:29
|
| Agares |
|
L: eeehehehehheeh I love the portalssssss it’s so awesome right Jef? Jef??
|
00:29
|
| kind baby |
|
j: :|
|
00:29
|
| Agares |
|
L: you get a bit more used to it don’t worry
|
00:29
|
| kind baby |
|
j: i feel sick
|
00:30
|
| Agares |
|
L: awww I’m sorry do you wanna just sit down while me and Wally get together the things for the spell? I’m going to get twigs
|
00:32
|
| kind baby |
|
j: no no ill join...
|
00:32
|
| Agares |
|
L: you don’t have to
|
00:32
|
| kind baby |
|
j: :(
|
00:32
|
|
|
j: but i wanna hellpppp
|
00:32
|
| Agares |
|
L: I don’t want you to feel bad Juni
|
00:33
|
|
|
L: but if you’re sure some with me
|
00:33
|
|
|
Come
|
00:33
|
| kind baby |
|
some
|
00:33
|
|
|
j: laik i luv u
|
00:33
|
|
|
w: ugh i have so many books. i really need to organize these one day. one minute guys
|
00:34
|
| Agares |
|
L: (was going to kiss Jef fully but instead just pecks her on the cheek) I can help organize whenever you want to do that Wally
|
00:34
|
| kind baby |
|
w: im going to put my important books on top of that pile of clothes
|
00:35
|
|
|
w: and the less important ones stay on my shelf
|
00:35
|
| Agares |
|
L: (unamused) I mean it’s a start
|
00:35
|
|
|
L: but what if you kept them all on the shelf and just put the important ones in their own section so they aren’t on top of your clothes so they don’t get moved when you have to get dressed?
|
00:36
|
| kind baby |
|
w: huh.
|
00:36
|
|
|
w: that sounds. preposterous.
|
00:36
|
|
|
w: i like my idea better
|
00:36
|
| Agares |
|
L: Aw well that’s okay I guess.. you’re the boss of your house
|
00:37
|
| kind baby |
|
w: right
|
00:37
|
|
|
w: you and juni can go get twigs
|
00:37
|
|
|
w: (skimming through books) i cant remember which one has the portal spell. its been that long
|
00:37
|
| Agares |
|
L: yay that’s what I was hoping for let’s go!! (Goes outside fast and talks to no one in particular) I love autumn it’s so pretty in toothpick
|
00:38
|
| kind baby |
|
j: it looks like something out of a movie
|
00:39
|
|
|
j: a horror movie...
|
00:39
|
| Agares |
|
L: yeah!! I gotta take some photos!!
|
00:39
|
| kind baby |
|
j: if you want hehe
|
00:39
|
| Agares |
|
L: (taking pictures of Wally’s house with his phone) want to take a selfie? I won’t post it I just want to remember this beautiful day together
|
00:41
|
| kind baby |
|
j: holy fuuuk. i mean yes!
|
00:41
|
|
|
j: also i can use this as a starting point for my transition
|
00:41
|
|
|
j: i want to grow my hair out and.... yeah. yea
|
00:41
|
| Agares |
|
L: OF COURSE!!!!!!!!
|
00:41
|
| kind baby |
|
j: you kmow youll see
|
00:42
|
| Agares |
|
L: YOURE GONNA LOOK SO CUTE WITH LONGER HAIR!!!!!
|
00:42
|
| kind baby |
|
j: -///-
|
00:42
|
|
|
a: (looks for friends room) friend queen friend missus friieeeeend FRIEND
|
00:42
|
|
|
a: I NEED YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW
|
00:42
|
| Agares |
|
P: (from inside a room) Adrian?
|
00:43
|
|
|
F: what does he want don’t let him talk to us
|
00:43
|
| kind baby |
|
a: (opens door) hi i set sals house on fire i think
|
00:44
|
| Agares |
|
F: (drinks out of wine glass) good I do not care
|
00:44
|
| kind baby |
|
a: also he knows where i live. and he sounded mad. so do you see what im getting at. please help me. devi is alone and asleep and i did not mean to end up here but i cant get home
|
00:44
|
| Agares |
|
F: can’t Wally make you a portal or some shit. Get out of my room Adrian you didn’t even knock
|
00:45
|
| kind baby |
|
a: (lifts sunglasses) (pleadingface)
|
00:45
|
|
|
a: theyre taking too long i dont have much time
|
00:45
|
|
|
a: please help pleasaseeee
|
00:45
|
| Agares |
|
F: no
|
00:45
|
|
|
F: plain as that
|
00:45
|
| kind baby |
|
a: why.
|
00:46
|
|
|
a: look i dont give a shit about your little family drama right now just please get me home
|
00:46
|
| Agares |
|
P: give him what he wants okay? Then he’ll stop fucking bothering you
|
00:46
|
|
|
F: until he wants another favorr (hits her head on the headboard of her bed) this isn’t my business I’m not helping
|
00:47
|
|
|
F: leave my home like I left yours when asked
|
00:48
|
| kind baby |
|
a: i cant.
|
00:48
|
|
|
a: unless you send me home, soooo....
|
00:48
|
| Agares |
|
F: uuuuughghghggghgghghghghghggh give me a second to put something warmer on (goes to closet and puts her hoodie on) you owe me one
|
00:49
|
|
|
F: actually you owe me a million and 2 for what you do to my son
|
00:49
|
| kind baby |
|
a: that reminds me. wheres my jacket
|
00:49
|
| Agares |
|
F: oh your jacket. (picks it up and holds it like it’s diseased) take it it smells like cigarettes anyways I can’t wear that (tosses it to him)
|
00:51
|
| kind baby |
|
My stepdad has been screaming play that funky music white boy and playing it on his guitar for the past 20 minutes i want to rip my ears off
|
00:51
|
| Agares |
|
Horrible
|
00:51
|
| kind baby |
|
Oddly fitting
|
00:51
|
| Agares |
|
Fhd soundtrack
|
00:51
|
| kind baby |
|
|
00:52
|
| Agares |
|
IANSIANSAJXNJACN for 20 minutes dear god
|
00:53
|
|
|
Hold on
|
00:53
|
|
|
Changed the conversation topic to "PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY".
|
00:53
|
| kind baby |
|
HELP ME IM GOIGN TO PISS MYSELF
|
00:53
|
| Agares |
|
Better name than it had
|
00:54
|
| kind baby |
|
His voice sounds like yoda
|
00:54
|
|
|
Im going to throw up
|
00:54
|
| Agares |
|
Reminds me of seagulls stop it now
|
00:54
|
| kind baby |
|
Can this be sals theme song
|
00:55
|
| Agares |
|
Tell me when you’re ready to go back to yeaming.
|
00:56
|
| kind baby |
|
IM SORRY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
|
00:56
|
| Agares |
|
It’s okay take your time
|
00:56
|
| kind baby |
|
ok ok i think i calmed down.
|
00:57
|
|
|
HES STILL GUCKING PLAYING IT
|
00:57
|
|
|
ok ok
|
00:57
|
|
|
im fine
|
00:57
|
| Agares |
|
You sure
|
00:57
|
| kind baby |
|
yes.
|
00:58
|
| Agares |
|
| ‟ | F: oh your jacket. (picks it up and holds it like it’s diseased) take it it smells like cigarettes anyways I can’t wear that (tosses it to him)
— Agares, 23.10.2022 00:51 |
|
00:58
|
| kind baby |
|
a: good i dont want you to id probably catch your bad vibes
|
00:59
|
| Agares |
|
F: oh lord my bad vibes. I’m gonna fucking kill you
|
00:59
|
| kind baby |
|
a: yeah do it right here right now in front of your own son motherfucker
|
00:59
|
|
|
a: see how much he loves you then
|
01:00
|
|
|
a: see if he can even stand to lie like he does now
|
01:00
|
| Agares |
|
F: lie? Oh well he does lie actually Adrian.
|
01:00
|
|
|
P: (shakes head no)
|
01:00
|
| kind baby |
|
a: you wanna turn this into a fucking competition your son feels safer with me than he does you
|
01:01
|
|
|
a: he doesnt want to make you feel bad cause youre so goddamn dramatic
|
01:01
|
|
|
hes still playing play rhat funky music white boy.
|
01:02
|
| Agares |
|
F: oooooo you’re projecting
|
01:02
|
|
|
F: he doesn’t even fucking like you Adrian. He said he only stays there so you feel like you’re doing something for him.
|
01:02
|
| kind baby |
|
a: he says that because thats what you want to hear
|
01:02
|
| Agares |
|
I feel like I’m underwater
|
01:02
|
| kind baby |
|
why :(
|
01:03
|
| Agares |
|
I swear I took the correct amount of cough medicine I just feel like I’m floating around in water
|
01:03
|
|
|
Anyways.
|
01:03
|
|
|
F: he wouldn’t lie to me
|
01:04
|
| kind baby |
|
a: yeah. He would.
|
01:05
|
|
|
a: phila you dont have to say anything
|
01:05
|
| Agares |
|
P: all I have to say is didn’t you say we needed to be there fast?
|
01:05
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah.
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01:05
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| Agares |
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F: yeah ADRIAN do you really care about Devi or could you just not wait to start another fight with me
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01:06
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F: he’s so obsessed with me Phila it’s pathetic 🥰
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01:06
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| kind baby |
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a: i absolutely couldnt wait. i was under false hope maybe youd realize how much of a fucking wreck you are
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01:06
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a: just get me home
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01:06
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| Agares |
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F: hold my hand (jerks her hand away from Adrian) you’ll let me wash my hands while I’m at your place right?
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01:07
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| kind baby |
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a: yeah.
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01:07
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| Agares |
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F: okay (lets him hold her hand)
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01:08
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| kind baby |
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a: :|
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01:08
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| Agares |
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P: (holds Friends other hand) are we going or not D-Adrian
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01:08
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| kind baby |
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a: :|
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01:09
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| Agares |
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F: piece of shit (grabs his forearm and teleports to Verdens)
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01:09
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| kind baby |
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a: thanks
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01:10
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| Agares |
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F: okay bai!
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01:10
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| kind baby |
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a: i thought you wanted to wash your hands or something
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01:11
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| Agares |
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F: oh no I decided I need a full shower when I get home!
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01:11
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| kind baby |
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a: uh huh
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01:11
|
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a: ditto
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01:12
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| Agares |
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P: uhm I left my uhhhhh my hat here can I get it?
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01:13
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F: sighh if a hat is REALLY worth going in that pigsty
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01:13
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| kind baby |
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a: ;(
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01:13
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I DIDNT MEn to put thay fuck
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01:13
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| Agares |
|
KSJSISJA
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01:13
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| kind baby |
|
sure whatever hes crying
|
01:14
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| Agares |
|
THATS EVEN FUNNIER
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01:14
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P: let’s go Adrian
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01:14
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| kind baby |
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a: (walks to apartment)
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01:14
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a: im sorry phila
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01:14
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| Agares |
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P: oh it’s fine I do it all the time
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01:15
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| kind baby |
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a: no im sorry for arguing with your mom in front of you
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01:15
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a: it must be stressful
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01:15
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| Agares |
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P: it’s fine you do it all the time..
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01:15
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| kind baby |
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a: i know
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01:15
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a: im really sorry
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01:15
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a: theres just something about us that does not click
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01:15
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| Agares |
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P: my mom doesn’t click with most people. Me being one of the outliers so (shrugs) I understand that you wouldn’t get along with her
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01:16
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| kind baby |
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a: thats sad. i wish your mom wasnt such a dick
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01:16
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| Agares |
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P: my mom’s not a dick she’s a bitch and a whore and a surfie slut get it right :)
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01:17
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P: I’m just joking I don’t dislike her
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01:17
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| kind baby |
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a: dont say those words
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01:17
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a: (unlocks door)
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01:18
|
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a: deviiiiiii!
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01:18
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|
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a: ...
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01:18
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| Agares |
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P: is he not here?!
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01:18
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| kind baby |
|
a: ...
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01:19
|
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a: i need to sit down
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01:19
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01:19
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| Agares |
|
AGAIN
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01:19
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P: he’s okay I’m sure of it
|
01:19
|
| kind baby |
|
hes having a rough time
|
01:19
|
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|
adrian is on the verge of tears
|
01:19
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| Agares |
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P: maybe he just woke up and went on a weird hangover zombie walk through town or something
|
01:20
|
| kind baby |
|
a: no i know what happened
|
01:20
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a: (takes off sunglass) ;(
|
01:20
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| Agares |
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P: Noooooooo don’t cry don’t cry we’re gonna get him back for sure
|
01:20
|
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P: what do you think happened
|
01:21
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| kind baby |
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a: sal ran off with him
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01:21
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a: hate that guy
|
01:21
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| Agares |
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P: okay so where would Sal be at
|
01:21
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| kind baby |
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a: not at his house
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01:22
|
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a: probably
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01:22
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a: ...
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01:22
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| Agares |
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P: what happened to his house?
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01:22
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| kind baby |
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a: he had like
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01:22
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a: ok so he invited me to this boring ass party
|
01:22
|
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a: and showed this machine called the sabs. yeah
|
01:22
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a: soul and body separator or whatever
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01:23
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a: and i cut the wire to it but it was still plugged in
|
01:23
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| Agares |
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P: what kind of boring ass party. This is important I need to know how to insult him
|
01:23
|
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P: holy shit man that must’ve felt so cool cutting a live wire
|
01:23
|
| kind baby |
|
a: cheap champagne, board games and.... katy perry
|
01:23
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| Agares |
|
P: KATY PERRY.. dear god
|
01:23
|
| kind baby |
|
a: oh my god right
|
01:24
|
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a: i shouldve drainpilled him
|
01:24
|
|
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a: but duty calls
|
01:24
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| Agares |
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P: he needs to be executed for doing that
|
01:24
|
|
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P: anyways do you know anywhere else he might be
|
01:24
|
|
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P: or is that it
|
01:24
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| kind baby |
|
a: thats it
|
01:24
|
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a: i miss dev (picks up the blanket he was sleeping with and puts it over his head)
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01:25
|
|
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a: i miss dev in general. his personality has gotten so off the past few weeks
|
01:25
|
| Agares |
|
P: we are an unstoppable force we WILL get him back no matter what it fucking takes. Mass casualty is a mere scratch on our goals uhm. I don’t know how to comfort you specifically just Friend
|
01:26
|
| kind baby |
|
a: i would like to nap but not with my fffboyfriend missing
|
01:27
|
| Agares |
|
P: your ffffffff what
|
01:27
|
|
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P: faggot?
|
01:27
|
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Sorry
|
01:27
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| kind baby |
|
a: fiancé.
|
01:27
|
|
|
HSKDJXJDKFKV
|
01:27
|
| Agares |
|
I thought it was funny enough
|
01:27
|
| kind baby |
|
a: also yes i popped the question even though we cant legally get married i just thought itd be nice. and he said yes
|
01:28
|
| Agares |
|
P: when are you planning on getting married then (gets up,to look for cluesss)
|
01:28
|
|
|
P: well not legal marriage just the ceremony you know
|
01:28
|
|
|
P: unless you have it officiated in the underworld instead
|
01:28
|
| kind baby |
|
a: i dunno in a few months if hes still alive
|
01:28
|
| Agares |
|
P: he will be
|
01:29
|
|
|
P: Azeri wouldn’t straight up kill. He just doesn’t do that so I doubt he’d let Sal
|
01:30
|
| kind baby |
|
a: but what if devi wants to die ;(
|
01:30
|
| Agares |
|
P: but he doesn’t he doesn’t he wants to get married to you
|
01:30
|
|
|
P: he wants a happy life with you he doesn’t want to die
|
01:31
|
| kind baby |
|
a: i dont know sometimes
|
01:31
|
|
|
a: i just miss him is all
|
01:32
|
| Agares |
|
P: he’s perfectly fine we’ll find him (hugs Adrian)
|
01:32
|
| kind baby |
|
a: (hugs back)
|
01:33
|
| Agares |
|
P: (blush) for the record I like that your jacket smells like stale cigarettes whenever I smell it anywhere else it reminds me of you kinda
|
01:34
|
| kind baby |
|
a: thats really sad and really sweet
|
01:34
|
| Agares |
|
P: it’s not sad
|
01:35
|
|
|
P: I’m trying to cheer you up that’s not fucking sad man! What the hell
|
01:35
|
| kind baby |
|
a: its a little sad
|
01:35
|
|
|
a: i always hated when tia smoked
|
01:35
|
| Agares |
|
P: who?
|
01:36
|
| kind baby |
|
a: psshhh. my aunt
|
01:36
|
|
|
a: shes dead now probably but whatever
|
01:37
|
| Agares |
|
P: it sucks living a long time sometimes
|
01:38
|
|
|
P: especially when you’re friends with humans
|
01:38
|
| kind baby |
|
a: yeah.
|
01:39
|
| Agares |
|
P: at least we’re both shadows so we have each other for the rest of time y’know
|
01:40
|
| kind baby |
|
a: yeah
|
01:40
|
|
|
a: (lays on couch)
|
01:40
|
| Agares |
|
F: (comes up to door) hey what’s taking you guys so fucking long Jesus Christ it’s cold out today
|
01:41
|
| kind baby |
|
a: goodnight phila dont drink any soda before bed
|
01:42
|
| Agares |
|
P: Adrian? We’ll tell you when we find him
|
01:42
|
|
|
F: come here Phila let’s go back home. Do you want to watch Pretty Woman
|
01:43
|
|
|
P: okay mom
|
01:43
|
|
|
Ughghghghgh switch to Sal and the boys in da caaaaaaarrr
|
01:44
|
|
|
Ig
|
01:44
|
| kind baby |
|
|
01:44
|
| Agares |
|
AIDJAISJJANSIANSJANDA
|
01:45
|
|
|
Are you implying that they just left him somewhere
|
01:45
|
| kind baby |
|
yes in a funny alternate universe
|
01:46
|
| Agares |
|
Aidnaksjasj
|
01:46
|
|
|
Okay
|
01:46
|
|
|
Sal: I can’t believe this god DAMN
|
01:46
|
|
|
A: hey man you’re the one driving I uh. Please calm down
|
01:47
|
| kind baby |
|
d: zz
|
01:47
|
|
|
d: what happened again
|
01:47
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: your idiot fucking boyfriend started a fire at my garage!!
|
01:47
|
| kind baby |
|
d: hehe
|
01:48
|
|
|
d: cute
|
01:48
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: this was such a good day and now I- did you just call him cute for that
|
01:48
|
| kind baby |
|
d: of course
|
01:49
|
|
|
d: wouldnt you?
|
01:49
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: it’s not cute it ruined out fucking machine Devi! There’s champagne back there make it so you pass out again I don’t want to speak to you I think.
|
01:50
|
|
|
A: he just doesn’t know what happened don’t be so mean
|
01:50
|
| kind baby |
|
d: thats rude i dont think i like you very much
|
01:50
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: I try to be nice all the time it’s just I’m exhausted and sad and this was meant to be a good day!
|
01:51
|
| kind baby |
|
d: it happens to everyone
|
01:51
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: I was gonna finally get some sleep but nooo here I am on a 5 hour (honks horn with words) fucking drive
|
01:51
|
| kind baby |
|
d: i would think, my idiot fucking boyfriend is not too pleased i went missing
|
01:52
|
|
|
d: do you think hes looking for me?
|
01:52
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: he doesn’t matter anymore
|
01:52
|
|
|
Sal: congrats. We’ve both officially left our significant others for the cause. Woo hoo I feel so dedicatedddd
|
01:53
|
|
|
Sal: sure he’s probably looking for you but he might not find you
|
01:55
|
| kind baby |
|
Sleeped.
|
08:32
|
|
|
d: but i like him
|
23:36
|
|
|
d: i thought he was going to help us
|
23:36
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: I thought I could turn him around you know he’s a shadow but he’s just dumb. He’s choosing to not accept truth and facts and logic
|
23:37
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ...
|
23:43
|
|
|
d: i would like to turn around
|
23:43
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: I don’t know how to get back
|
23:43
|
|
|
Sal: I’m following the direction Azeri told me to go. We’re going west
|
23:43
|
|
|
Sal: I know that much
|
23:44
|
| kind baby |
|
d: well then go east
|
23:44
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: no
|
23:44
|
|
|
Sal: even if we push back the future will still arrive and become the present. It is upon us. We cannot turn back
|
23:45
|
| kind baby |
|
d: well then turn back in the future god dayuhm
|
23:45
|
|
|
d: you know you are very stubborn
|
23:45
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: yes
|
23:45
|
|
|
Sal: it is because I know what’s right and turning around this car is not
|
23:46
|
| kind baby |
|
d: yes it is.
|
23:46
|
|
|
d: (kicks sals seat)
|
23:46
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: Do you want me to drive this car off the road!???? Then we’ll all fucking die and not for scientific virtue
|
23:47
|
| kind baby |
|
d: no i want you to turn it aroooooouuuuunnnnnnnnd so i can snuggle up in my beeedddddd
|
23:48
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: sacrifices must be made. Don’t you think I enjoy my childhood bedroom more than that dusty old couch? Yeah but I stick it out because that’s what’s needed. I thought you were with us
|
23:49
|
|
|
Sal: and by the way, when I say I’m right I mean this is a calculated decision based on circumstances
|
23:50
|
|
|
Sal: I’m done making dumb decisions like letting Adrian come and ruin everything. I knew it was a risk and I undertook it anyways
|
23:51
|
| kind baby |
|
d: i mean psshhshh im with you but im sleepy
|
23:53
|
|
|
d: i wish you didnt wake me up or nothin
|
23:53
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: you’re an asset to this team Devi
|
23:54
|
| kind baby |
|
d: really :)
|
23:54
|
|
|
d: wheres the champaganey
|
23:54
|
| Agares |
|
A: wait don’t drink Sal don’t you think it would be better if he was able to drive for a while so you could maybe get a nap in and not be so.. You know
|
23:55
|
|
|
Sal: no he wants to turn the car around
|
23:55
|
|
|
Sal: he’ll get us lost
|
23:55
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ILL DRIVE.
|
23:56
|
|
|
d: YES. thats. THATS the perfectest idea you done come up with
|
23:56
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: do not praise us for we are imperfect. Drink up Devi, I’ll drive don’t worry about it
|
23:57
|
|
|
Sal: and to think I didn’t have doubts about you (sigh) maybe you aren’t smart enough to be one of us anyways
|
23:59
|
|
|
|
Monday, 24. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
|
d: no no im smart for it
|
00:01
|
|
|
d: listen, did you know,
|
00:01
|
|
|
d: if you put mustard gas and bleach together youll get mustard gas
|
00:02
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: ammonia and bleach is a very well known reaction
|
00:03
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ammoniumhuwh....
|
00:03
|
|
|
d: anyway. yeah.
|
00:03
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: yes I did know that unfortunately, but that doesn’t make you not smart by my measure
|
00:04
|
|
|
Sal: the smartest person on the planet is probably some bodybuilder. I could beat their ass in trivia but they’d still be smarter than me.
|
00:05
|
|
|
Sal: most people are smart. When I say you aren’t smart enough I mean you might not be the kind of smart that understands why you need to stick with us
|
00:07
|
| kind baby |
|
d: why am i not smart :(
|
00:10
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: turning around would be a bad decision
|
00:11
|
|
|
Sal: going against this situation’s logic is not smart to me. The time will come to think of what may be considered wrong by the general public but the time is not now
|
00:12
|
|
|
Sal: Azeri is gifted, as am I, as are you; at least as I thought you were
|
00:14
|
| kind baby |
|
d: yes i an i really am
|
00:16
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: oh really? Good.
|
00:16
|
| kind baby |
|
d: (lays down on car seat) i just want to gohome is all
|
00:19
|
|
|
d: you dont miss your significant other
|
00:19
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: no
|
00:19
|
|
|
Sal: well not really
|
00:19
|
| kind baby |
|
d: why not
|
00:21
|
|
|
d: werent they signifactint
|
00:21
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: formality. She’s not terribly important to me
|
00:22
|
| kind baby |
|
d: is anyone important to you geeeez
|
00:23
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: You are :) you and Azeri :)
|
00:24
|
| kind baby |
|
d: anyone not part of this
|
00:24
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: oh well you know I grant my parents endless thanks for my shelter and education
|
00:25
|
|
|
Sal: all of my ancestry for my genetics
|
00:25
|
|
|
Sal: all of your ancestors for yours. Who is your mother Devi? I know Arthur Nilsen is your dad but what about your mom
|
00:26
|
|
|
Sal: you were born in Norway right? If you answer incorrectly to this question I will determine your intelligence level once and for all
|
00:28
|
|
|
Sal: no pressure
|
00:28
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ..
|
00:30
|
|
|
d: yes?
|
00:30
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: good. Good. Now your mother
|
00:30
|
| kind baby |
|
d: i don’t remember that much about my mom
|
00:30
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: do you not?
|
00:31
|
|
|
Sal: no worries
|
00:32
|
| kind baby |
|
d: : she was liek
|
00:38
|
|
|
d: nice
|
00:38
|
|
|
d: yea
|
00:38
|
|
|
d: shes the reason im so good at singin
|
00:38
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: you’re good at singing? Can we hear it Devi?
|
00:38
|
| kind baby |
|
d: no...
|
00:40
|
|
|
d: i mean its only reserved for special occasions
|
00:41
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: Aw come on. You can give us some it won’t hurt
|
00:42
|
|
|
Sal: you know what nevermind, you don’t have to if you don’t want
|
00:43
|
| kind baby |
|
d: give me a song :)
|
00:46
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: oh, there are some cds back there just choose one of those. They’re mostly my parents cds. This is their car you know
|
00:47
|
| kind baby |
|
d: hmmmm
|
00:48
|
|
|
d: (looks throuh cds)
|
00:48
|
|
|
d: i dont know none of this
|
00:48
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: what do you know? I just want to hear you sing
|
00:49
|
| kind baby |
|
d: well, i know lots of the velvet underground, because adrian likes them
|
00:49
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: is all of your music tastes connected to someone else’s?
|
00:50
|
| kind baby |
|
d: no! i like. piano music.
|
00:51
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: oh really! Who’s your favorite composer?
|
00:52
|
| kind baby |
|
d: i dont know i guess chopin...
|
00:53
|
|
|
d: why do you want to know!
|
00:53
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: I’m just trying to have a human conversation
|
00:54
|
| kind baby |
|
theyre both so autistic
|
00:54
|
| Agares |
|
Sal: hmm. We can talk about something else if you want
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00:55
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| kind baby |
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d: i miss adrian
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00:55
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d: i wish i had my phone
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00:55
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| Agares |
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Sal: I don’t have my phone either. I’m sure my parents are calling me
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00:55
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Sal: Why do you care about Adrian? He’s clearly holding you back from bettering your own life
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00:56
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A: I care about Aesma..
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00:57
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Sal: yes but you left him for greater purpose. You understand his importance is not greater than this
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00:58
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A: you’re right, but I don’t not think about him
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00:59
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A: I don’t think Devi is saying he doesn’t know that he needed to leave Adrian for this he just said he misses him
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01:00
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Sal: hm. I don’t miss those who don’t help me.
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01:01
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| kind baby |
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d: you sound boring
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01:08
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| Agares |
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Sal: I’ve heard that a lot recently
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01:09
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Sal: maybe I am
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01:09
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| kind baby |
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d: maybe you should just kill yourself
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01:11
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d: instead of this whole elaborate plan
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01:11
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d: zzz
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01:11
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| Agares |
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Sal: I have never once thought of doing that
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01:12
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Sal: sleep if you want. We’ll talk about this when you wake up
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01:12
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| kind baby |
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d: okay (drinks a littly champagne)
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01:16
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d: (schleeps)
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01:18
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| Agares |
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Cut to when they get to toothpick maybe?
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01:18
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Hold on I’m gonna go get cookies
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01:19
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Alright back
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01:20
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| kind baby |
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i hoped in shower
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01:27
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lmao
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01:27
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okay toothpicky time
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01:28
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| Agares |
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Okay
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01:28
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| kind baby |
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| ‟ | okay toothpicky time
— can i see those balls fart, 24.10.2022 01:28 |
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01:28
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oops
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01:28
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i didnt mean to do that LMAO
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01:28
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| Agares |
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Sal: (opens the door and taps Devi) we’re here.
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01:28
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| kind baby |
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d: whuhhh
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01:29
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d: oh. wow
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01:29
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d: Are you sure this just looks like the middle of the woods. Wait.
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01:29
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d: where am i.
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01:29
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| Agares |
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A: welcome to my home town. The fabled Toothpick
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01:30
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Sal: I’m really surprised you didn’t wake up. These are the worst roads I think I’ve ever driven on
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01:30
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| kind baby |
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d: (Scared 💥)
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01:30
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d: fuck how far out are we from verdens
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01:31
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d: why am i HERE
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01:31
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| Agares |
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Sal: drivable distance
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01:32
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Sal: we’re going to Azeri’s house
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01:32
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Sal: we had to park out of the way to not draw suspicion, but Azeri says we are only a few minutes walk away
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01:33
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| kind baby |
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d: D:
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01:33
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d: WHY
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01:33
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d: oh my god wheres my phone
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01:33
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d: i need to call the fucking police or some thing
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01:34
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| Agares |
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A: oh uhm. The police don’t really come here. I know that doesn’t make you feel any better
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01:34
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Sal: there are no police here?
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01:34
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A: I told you back when we were just friends online the place really is abandoned by human society
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01:35
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| kind baby |
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d: oh my godddd
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01:41
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d: (sits in car)
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01:42
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01:42
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| Agares |
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NOT AGAIN
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01:42
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A: well we should start walking. I’m sure you’re hungry, there’s food at my place
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01:43
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| kind baby |
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d: no i just want to go home
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01:47
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d: where are the keys
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01:48
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| Agares |
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Sal: you will be able to go back to Verdens in due time
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01:48
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Sal: for now you must stay here
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01:48
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| kind baby |
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d: no. Youre gonna kill me
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01:50
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d: i am just you guys test monkey
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01:50
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d: i need to get out of here
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01:50
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| Agares |
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Sal: why would we test on you without your consent
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01:50
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Sal: you weren’t even watching how we got here. You know this place isn’t on maps? Azeri took down the majority of the traffic signs years ago anyways. Toothpick resides behind “dead end” signs that aren’t truly dead ends and decrepit unmarked backroads
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01:52
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| kind baby |
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d: youre. Insane
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01:53
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d: i dont want to be here i did not consent to be taken to some place in the middle of the woods
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01:54
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| Agares |
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Sal: I am not insane. Now do you want to go to Azeri’s house or die here alone?
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01:55
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A: woah don’t say that
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01:55
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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01:55
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| Agares |
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A: it’s dangerous here I can’t guarantee you’d survive in this car with all of the shadows out here
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01:55
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A: not all of them are as nice as Adrian trust me
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01:56
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| kind baby |
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d: (runs away)
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01:56
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| Agares |
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Sal: :|
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01:57
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A: Say hi to Aesma for me if you’re alive when he finds you!!
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01:57
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| kind baby |
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d: !!!!
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02:04
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d: (knocks on laiks door) hello! does Anyone live here!!!!
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02:04
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| Agares |
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(Lol would he be at his house)
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02:05
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| kind baby |
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(would he.)
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02:05
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| Agares |
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I’m just gonna go with yes he went home from friends finally after the whole spell thing because he was tired
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02:05
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L: I’m coming!!!!
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02:06
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L: ……… (opens door, he clearly just got out of bed) DEVI?!
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02:07
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| kind baby |
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d: um. you look familiar? do you have a phone i need to call the police
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02:07
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| Agares |
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L: the police don’t come here come inside quick!
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02:07
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| kind baby |
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d: ..ok
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02:07
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| Agares |
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L: (shuts door) I’m sorry I’m not dressed I’m just in my shirt and boxers I’m so sorry how did you get here
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02:08
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L: we need to call Adrian
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02:09
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| kind baby |
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d: azeri and sal! kidnapped me out of my own houuse!!!!!
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02:09
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| Agares |
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L: Azeri and Sal?? Are you not with them anymore?
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02:09
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L: they’re probably coming this way
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02:09
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L: why toothpick???
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02:10
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L: sorry too many questions.
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02:10
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont even know
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02:10
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d: do you have water
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02:10
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d: thats a stupid question cam i have some water
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02:10
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| Agares |
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L: yes of course is there anything else you want (grabs a glass and fills it up with filtered water to hand to Devi)
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02:11
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| kind baby |
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d: mostly to go home...
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02:11
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d: i didnt expect to get taken out of my own apartment honestly
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02:11
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| Agares |
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L: Sal’s roofless isn’t he….. I’m a little scared of him to be honest
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02:12
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L: so you don’t know why you’re here?
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02:12
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I decided to sleep
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06:39
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| kind baby |
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i done fall schleeep
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08:52
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Saturday, 29. October 2022 |
| Agares |
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Awake
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21:29
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| kind baby |
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(pleadingface)
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21:30
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Hold on i need to lsiten to my stepdad play again
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21:30
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| Agares |
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To get in the right headspace
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21:31
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| kind baby |
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Exactly you understand
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21:32
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d:what do you mean ROOFLESS? he has a whole roof. damn. no i dont know why im here
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21:33
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| Agares |
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L: he has a place he lives?
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21:34
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L: they’re probably heading this way
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21:34
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L: we need to call Adrian do you remember his number??
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21:35
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| kind baby |
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d: no. :(
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21:40
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| Agares |
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L: hmm.. Friend should have his number I should call her!!!
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21:40
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| kind baby |
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d: i thought they hated each other
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21:41
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| Agares |
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L: surely she’s not mad anymore by now
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21:41
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| kind baby |
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d: auuuu why am i ecen here im fucking. Crazy. I gotta stop drinking dude. I wouldnt be here if i didnt drink
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21:41
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d: you get it right you just have those off days
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21:41
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| Agares |
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L: well I don’t drink.
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21:42
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| kind baby |
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d: you ever get in moods. Where you do things you wouldnt do otherwise. I am like that sometimes even sober. but i dont like to be.... i wonder if anything would change at all even if i modified my behaviors
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21:43
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d: (drinks water)
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21:43
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| Agares |
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L: me too!! You know my girlfriend Jef I almost stabbed her but I kissed her instead it was this whole thing
|
21:43
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L: but anyways I would’ve never done that if I wasn’t obsessing over Wally
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21:44
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont know why i decided to listen to sal. except maybe i thought there was some truth in it
|
21:44
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d: i do not like his methods however
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21:44
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d: scheming littel bastard
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21:44
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| Agares |
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L: he’s like Azeri he doesn’t think anything will get done without brute force
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21:45
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L: so you believe that they can dismantle the reaping system still or no
|
21:45
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| kind baby |
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d: it wouldn’t be hard
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21:45
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| Agares |
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L: what wouldn’t be?
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21:46
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| kind baby |
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d: to dismantle it. i mean, theres one anomaly and apparently its pretty easy to reproduce. its easy to just will yourself out of the system if you want
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21:46
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d: but im not too keen on being kidnapped from my house blackout drunk and taken to some podunk ghost town in the middle of the woods i dont even know how many hours away from home is all
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21:47
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| Agares |
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L: 5 hours
|
21:47
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| kind baby |
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d: 😦
|
21:48
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| Agares |
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L: and hey it’s the most charming podunk ghost town you will ever be to
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21:48
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L: absolutely dangerous though
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21:48
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L: you shouldn’t get so drunk you can’t get help in your own home
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21:49
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| kind baby |
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d: well
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21:51
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d: i would have if i hadnt thrown my phone out of a window
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21:51
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| Agares |
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L: why did you throw your phone out the window?????
|
21:52
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| kind baby |
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d: long story!
|
21:52
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d: not really. but i was worried i was being stalked.
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21:52
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| Agares |
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L: by Sal I assume
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21:52
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| kind baby |
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d: anyhow adrian left his cell in the house so the home phone was worthless...
|
21:52
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| Agares |
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L: I’m sorry you were kidnapped
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21:54
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L: do you want a cookie they were supposed to be for Azeri before we.. do you want a cookie?
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21:54
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| kind baby |
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d: ............
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21:55
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d: i dont eat sweets
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21:55
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| Agares |
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L: why not?
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21:56
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L: is it a diet thing? Maybe you’d be able to eat a sweet every once and a while if you didn’t drink so much
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21:56
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| kind baby |
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d: well its a diet thing as well as i dont like them
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21:57
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d: i only like adrians french toast :]
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21:57
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| Agares |
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L: aww that’s cute. I mostly cook for my partners so I don’t think I have a favorite thing they make
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21:58
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| kind baby |
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d: i cant cook at all...
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21:59
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d: i wish i could but, i didnt really have to growing up. and then when i started working i only had time for tv dinners
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21:59
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| Agares |
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L: you should learn it’s a fun hobby
|
21:59
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| kind baby |
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d: microwave tikki masala is enough to sustain me
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22:00
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| Agares |
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L: :( I feel bad if I haven’t had a home cooked meal the whole day I can’t imagine how you feel
|
22:01
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| kind baby |
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d: fine.
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22:01
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| Agares |
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L: you’re just so used to not feeling fine that you mistake it for feeling fine
|
22:01
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| kind baby |
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d: i guess. are you the town therapist?
|
22:02
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| Agares |
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L: ehehe you could call me that I guess (embarrassed blushies)
|
22:03
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| kind baby |
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d: like how theres a jester and news cryer in medieval villages. do you prescribe xanax?
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22:03
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| Agares |
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L: no???????? I don’t have any sort of license. Why, do you want Xanax? I’m sure someone in Verdens would give it to you depending on your moral standing :/
|
22:04
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| kind baby |
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d: its not too popular in my circles
|
22:05
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| Agares |
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L: I don’t think you should take drugs unless a doctor prescribes them but I guess sometimes they don’t give people the right medication so maybe it’s okay? I don’t know
|
22:06
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| kind baby |
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d: no itd be the right medication! i dont have it right now because im too scared to ask.
|
22:07
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| Agares |
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L: don’t be scared to get help Devi
|
22:07
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L: I’m going to get dressed do you want anything apart from the water? You said you were blackout drunk do you want headache medicine?
|
22:08
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| kind baby |
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d: yes
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22:08
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d: why do you need to get dressed youre not going anywhere are you
|
22:08
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| Agares |
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L: I have a guest!! It’s rude to present myself like this
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22:09
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont care
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22:09
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d: i dont even know your name
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22:09
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| Agares |
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L: oh you don’t know my name? I’m Laikin aka Neptune and my pronouns are he/they
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22:10
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| kind baby |
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d: pro. Nouns?
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22:10
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d: doesnt everyone have pronouns
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22:10
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| Agares |
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L: yeah but I like to make sure people know mine so they feel more welcome introducing theirs (hands Devi two headache pills)
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22:11
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| kind baby |
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d: mine. well. i never thought about mine. i guess i let people call me whatever they want
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22:12
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d: (takes them) like people just think im a guy so i guess im a guy
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22:12
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| Agares |
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L: do you think you’re a guy?
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22:12
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| kind baby |
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d: yeah
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22:13
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d: i mean i dont care that much
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22:13
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d: but im not a girl
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22:13
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| Agares |
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L: okay then if the stereotypical guy pronouns (he/him) fit you then those are your pronouns. How do you feel about they/them or a more androgynous or nonbinary view on yourself? Is that also you or no?
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22:14
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| kind baby |
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d: not really
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22:14
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| Agares |
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L: alright he/him seems like the fit! So next time you introduce yourself say hi I’m Devi my pronouns are he/him
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22:16
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| kind baby |
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d: can i say he and him? that sounds kind of clunky.
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22:16
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d: what about the different names. do people have assigned planets?
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22:17
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| Agares |
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L: Neptune is the name I go by online some people I R L call me that too because they met me online
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22:18
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| kind baby |
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d: irl...?
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22:18
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d: in real life?
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22:18
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| Agares |
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L: I would think so unless I missed something
|
22:19
|
| kind baby |
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d: you must use twitter a lot.
|
22:24
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| Agares |
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L: Twitter?? (Laughs to self) No I use Tumblr
|
22:25
|
| kind baby |
|
d: ?
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22:25
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| Agares |
|
L: it’s another social media website it’s blog based
|
22:26
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| kind baby |
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d: ah like linkedin.
|
22:26
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| Agares |
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L: not particularly but suree
|
22:26
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| kind baby |
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d: (looks out window) sorry im just Scared💥
|
22:27
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| Agares |
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L: they are being slow getting here.. I wonder if Azeri is showing him the sights
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22:28
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| kind baby |
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d: do you think there is a way for me to get back home?
|
22:29
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d: i have no clue how we got here...
|
22:30
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| Agares |
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L: yeah for sure there’s the hell portal (the place not the swear word) and I have a car
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22:30
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L: you’ll get home don’t worry about it
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22:30
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L: wait omg that’s them I think!!,! (closes blinds, drops to knees, and peaks through the blinds)
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22:31
|
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L: Did Sal dye his hair?
|
22:31
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| kind baby |
|
d: ?
|
22:32
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d: um, i dont know... i dont really remember him having a different hair color
|
22:32
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| Agares |
|
L: (half whispering) well how sober were you the times that you talked to him
|
22:33
|
| kind baby |
|
(Just realized how much i made devi sound like he has brain damage)
|
22:33
|
| Agares |
|
IASHIAHA
|
22:33
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| kind baby |
|
(My little wet brained meow meow)
|
22:34
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d: 70 percent?
|
22:34
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| Agares |
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L: hmm I doubt that. Wait wait shhhh I think I can hear them talking
|
22:35
|
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L: they’re talking about…. The cave
|
22:35
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L: there’s a blocked off cave that leads to the underworld I bet that’s what they went to go see
|
22:35
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| kind baby |
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d: goodness.
|
22:36
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d: must have realized i was worthless in their plan
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22:36
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d: i hope they kill the queen (think)
|
22:36
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| Agares |
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L: WHAT?! I mean.. what?????? Why.
|
22:37
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont know!
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22:37
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d: well i kind of do
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22:37
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d: shes in some emotional hate affair with my fiancé. its irritating having to hear them argue and adrian go on a rant about how shes a bad mom. and im just there cause i only babysit the kid
|
22:38
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| Agares |
|
L: Queen Friend isn’t the best of people I’ll admit but she’s Wally’s aunt so I love her for that. That’s kind of why I didn’t want to call her
|
22:39
|
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L: logically she’d be over it by now but sigh.. wait! They said Nilsen! Oh they were talking about your dad..
|
22:40
|
| kind baby |
|
d: :(
|
22:40
|
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d: why :(
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22:40
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| Agares |
|
L: Sal said if a meteor hit Verdens he’d stay out of his bunker to watch it directly hit Nilsen corp since it’s the tallest building
|
22:41
|
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L: they’re going inside
|
22:43
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| kind baby |
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d: why would a meteor hit verdens! why does he think its statistically possible for a meteor big enough to hit verdens, and ALSO knock over a skyscraper
|
22:43
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| Agares |
|
L: that’s what Azeri said and Sal said, and I quote, “whatever I just want to imagine the look on Arthur’s face.” What does he have against you dad did he mention this at all
|
22:44
|
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L: we need to go confront them
|
22:44
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L: put a stop to their evil plans before they’re able to go to the basement
|
22:45
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| kind baby |
|
d: the basement?
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22:46
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| Agares |
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L: Azeri’s basement where we found the. Where Azeri works most of the time
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22:47
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| kind baby |
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d: cant we just... kill them. can we kill the boy. if you have a gun i can pull the trigger. he says hes not suicidal but i dont think it will matter to him one way or the other
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22:47
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| Agares |
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L: Murder is not the way to solve anything!!
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22:48
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| kind baby |
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d: hes kind of throwing his whole life away to do this stuff if you think about it... I mean imagine if the authorities caught wind of his plans.he’d probably be expelled from school, barred from everyday life, kept under surveillance...
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22:48
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d: i hate to kill but it would free him if he’s really serious about all this
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22:49
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| Agares |
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L: no. Killing. He’s probably just confused. Azeri has thought all of this for years and he hasn’t done anything Sal is just not “accepting” his belief in these crazy theories in the way he should
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22:50
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L: Azeri would always talk about these things he’d say I don’t think the scythe is necessary I don’t think the judgement system is natural there’s another way out but he always operated like a normal person
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22:52
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L: he tried to kill himself “in the name of scientific experiments” before but he never did anything like this
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22:53
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| kind baby |
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d: he shouldve stayed dead
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22:57
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| Agares |
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L: he should’ve been a shadow..
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22:57
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L: (putting on pants) let’s go. We’re gonna tell them what’s up
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22:59
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| kind baby |
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d: like by killing them right? I thought you were against that?
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23:06
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| Agares |
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L: (putting on a belt) no by showing them genuine kindness and concern!
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23:07
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| kind baby |
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d: are you for real?
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23:09
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| Agares |
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L: (putting on another belt) yeah of course I’m for real
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23:09
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| kind baby |
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d: why are you putting on so many belts?
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23:12
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| Agares |
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L: (putting on another belt) have you never layered your belts before??
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23:13
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| kind baby |
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d: oh my god
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23:14
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d: they just keep coming. no?
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23:14
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| Agares |
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L: Nono I’m done I’m done… (puts on a necklace and many bracelets)
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23:15
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L: actually.. (takes off bracelets, puts on fingerless gloves, THEN puts on many bracelets)
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23:16
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| kind baby |
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d: :|
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23:19
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d: how do you dress like that and not feel like a complete idiot?
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23:20
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| Agares |
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L: i love the way I dress
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23:20
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L: do you ever want to feel like an individual Devi? (Goes to bathroom and puts eyeliner on) ech.. I don’t have my contacts in but it’ll have to do (teases hair and then brushes it out and teases hair and then brushes it out repeat for a while)
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23:22
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| kind baby |
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d: not really
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23:23
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d: i like fitting in
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23:24
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| Agares |
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L: well not all of us are like that you know? My hair looks like garbage I’m sorry I would never go out like this normally just so you know
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23:24
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L: usually I totally straighten it and everything every morning but we have places to be
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23:25
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| kind baby |
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d: i just go like this i guess
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23:25
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| Agares |
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L: (puts on the demonia ankle boots over red and black striped socks) well if that’s what you like!
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23:27
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| kind baby |
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d: nice shoes...
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23:38
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| Agares |
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L: thanks I got them from dollskill but DONT TELL ANYONE it was years ago I didn’t know they were racist…..
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23:40
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L: (looks in full body mirror) hmm.. you know what this outfit needs?
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23:43
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| kind baby |
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d: a jacket?
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23:43
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d: its cold over here
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23:44
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| Agares |
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L: (grabs another belt)
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23:44
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| kind baby |
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d: :o
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23:44
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| Agares |
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L: just kidding I’m talking about the jacket
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23:45
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L: (puts on jacket) okay let’s go
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23:45
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| kind baby |
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d: alright
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23:46
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d: do you think its safe to go see them without backup
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23:46
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| Agares |
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L: yeah Azeri wouldn’t hurt me
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23:46
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| kind baby |
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d: i know if it was adrian he would bring a weapon before talking to people like this
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23:46
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| Agares |
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L: well who said I didn’t have a weapon (flashes pocket knife) :p
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23:47
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| kind baby |
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d: !
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23:47
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| Agares |
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L: just a precaution
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23:47
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| kind baby |
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d: i have a swiss army knife at home my dad gave me for my birthday but thats all..
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23:47
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| Agares |
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L: that’s okay we won’t need the knives anyways. Did you see how slowly Sal ran out of the store the other day???
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23:48
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L: if you’re cold take one of my jackets
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23:49
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L: I think the bat one would be cute on you
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23:49
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| kind baby |
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d: okay. (gets the bat one and puts it on)
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23:50
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d: its kind of big
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23:50
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| Agares |
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L: oversized isn’t bad it is really cute!! Omg
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23:50
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| kind baby |
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d: what
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23:50
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| Agares |
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L: have you ever thought of coloring streaks of your hair???
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23:50
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| kind baby |
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d: goodness no
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23:51
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| Agares |
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L: it would look so good on you you should consider it
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23:51
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| kind baby |
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d: well it wouldnt come out very good in my hair since its blonde
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23:51
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| Agares |
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L: you can bleach blonde hair still silly
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23:52
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L: hold on can you put all of your hair in your face. Like cover your eyes make it so you can barely see
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23:52
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| kind baby |
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d: ? sure?
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23:53
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d: (puts hair in face)
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23:53
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| Agares |
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L: you could rock this Devi!!!!!!
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23:53
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| kind baby |
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d: (pulls hair back out of face) im not rocking that. that is insanely inefficient
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23:54
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| Agares |
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L: i haven’t 100% seen anything with no hair in the way in the last 3 years
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23:54
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| kind baby |
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d:thats sad.
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23:55
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| Agares |
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L: not really. I could always brush it out of my face but what’s the fun in that
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23:55
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| kind baby |
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d: seeing? seeing is pretty fun
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23:56
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| Agares |
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L: beauty is pain Devi. (Hands him a belt) put this on but only in one belt loop and leave it as loose as it goes
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23:57
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Sunday, 30. October 2022 |
| kind baby |
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d: sorry i was watchinf rhat one video of the simpsons where everything is replaced with you got the dud
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00:01
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WHY IS DEVI SAYING THAT IT LITERALLY JUST RANDOMLY LOADED THAT MID THPE
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00:01
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| Agares |
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AOSNIWJSQOJSA
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00:02
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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00:03
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d: are you playing dressup with me?
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00:03
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| Agares |
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L: humor me please
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00:03
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| kind baby |
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d: your girlfriend and boyfriend must not let you do that to them
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00:03
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d: (puts on belt)
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00:03
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| Agares |
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L: I’m about to be able to with Jef when we go shopping together I think. I think she’d look cute in a skirt
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00:04
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| kind baby |
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00:05
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I was so hypnotized by this video i stopped breathing in the middle of it
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00:05
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| Agares |
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Oh yeah I’ve seen it before
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00:06
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| kind baby |
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00:10
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| Agares |
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OMSISJSIQNSKASMKAMSIASNAKMSAJAJAKMS
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00:11
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IM GONNA THROW UP
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00:11
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| kind baby |
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gacha life bart
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00:11
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| Agares |
|
SERIOUSLY I feel unwell since Laik was doing his hair I was reminded of that vomitboy person so I looked them up on Pinterest and had a visceral reaction
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00:12
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| kind baby |
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00:13
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who is vomitboy
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00:13
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| Agares |
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00:13
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It’s not like I hate them or anything I guess my brain just wasn’t prepared for it
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00:14
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| kind baby |
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Ew. Im always scared i look like this to other people
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00:14
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| Agares |
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It goes both ways for me because like. I’m glad they can be happy with themselves at least
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00:14
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| kind baby |
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d: (quietly so that laik can barely hear it) adrian likes skirts
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00:18
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| Agares |
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L: oh that’s awesome!!!!!! I also like skirts but I can’t build up the confidence to go outside with one on
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00:19
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| kind baby |
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d: i think youd look fine. they are just not for me
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00:20
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d: i look bad in most stuff i wear i think
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00:20
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d: thats why im on a diet
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00:20
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| Agares |
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L: :( you look pretty good right now
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00:20
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L: also I don’t think you’re overweight maybe a little frail? Like you need to work out a bit more? I’m not sure that’s just my suggestion you look just fine the way you are
|
00:21
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| kind baby |
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d: im thinking about pilates
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00:26
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| Agares |
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L: well sure if that’s what you want to do
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00:26
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L: what would you like to look like?
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00:26
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| kind baby |
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d: my dad
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00:28
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| Agares |
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L: so what diet and exercise routine does he have?
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00:28
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| kind baby |
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d: ...
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00:34
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d: well he exercises in the morning and the afternoon, but he eats pretty regularly
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00:34
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| Agares |
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L: okay so do that! You and your dad share genetics so it’s more likely it’ll work for you too
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00:35
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont wake up early enough for that
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00:38
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| Agares |
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L: since you want to make a lifestyle change already you can start waking up earlier
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00:38
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L: I wake up at 8 am usually I used to wake up at 6 but I realized there’s nothing for me to be doing then anymore and 8 makes me much happier
|
00:39
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| kind baby |
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d: i wake up around 7, and i used to wake up at 5 but i stopped caring so much
|
00:40
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| Agares |
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L: would 5 be early enough to work out?
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00:40
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| kind baby |
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d: i guess...
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00:44
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| Agares |
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L: then start caring more again :D
|
00:44
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| kind baby |
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d: im so tired. id start tomorrow but at the rate todays going ill sleep about 16 hours straight
|
00:44
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| Agares |
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L: start whenever you’re ready.. wait we have to go don’t we
|
00:45
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L: hopefully they’ll be nice to us and won’t get scared
|
00:46
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| kind baby |
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d: or mad
|
00:50
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d: maybe murderous
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00:50
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| Agares |
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L: they won’t murder us? I thought I told you this
|
00:51
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L: stop worrying so much. It’ll be fine (starts walking to Azeri’s door)
|
00:52
|
| kind baby |
|
I just wiw ip
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03:08
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I don’t remember sending this
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10:35
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Tuesday, 01. November 2022 |
| Agares |
|
Yy
|
22:19
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Ye
|
22:19
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| kind baby |
|
Yea
|
22:27
|
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Yeam
|
22:27
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Hello
|
22:27
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| Agares |
|
Hi
|
22:27
|
| kind baby |
|
Hello
|
22:30
|
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Sorry it slipped my mind
|
22:30
|
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I begin nao
|
22:30
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d: wait what are we doing here
|
22:31
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| Agares |
|
L: talking to them and asking politely that they stop what they’re planning ^_^ (knocks on Azeri’s door)
|
22:32
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L: it’s unlocked let’s go in Azeri doesn’t usually mind
|
22:33
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| kind baby |
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d: ..
|
22:34
|
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d: and you still have that pocket knife right
|
22:35
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| Agares |
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L: yeah!
|
22:35
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L: uhm hello?
|
22:38
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A: (appears in front of them) hey HEY nept-Laikin and Devi shh don’t wake Sal up we can talk about this
|
22:39
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L: exactly what we’re here to do. You should stop immediately
|
22:39
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| kind baby |
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d: you KIDNAPPED ME
|
22:43
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d: you and sal! you totally breached my trust
|
22:43
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| Agares |
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A: Sal did Sal did not me. We thought you wanted to be a part of this
|
22:43
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A: I didn’t object because, well, it’s kind of hard to explain but Sal was in a mood he’s kind of hard to reason with as I’m coming to learn
|
22:45
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| kind baby |
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d: i was not in a. Right state of mind.
|
22:45
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| Agares |
|
A: look, there’s a portal in Wally’s house. It’ll take you to the underworld and then you can get someone to take you to Verdens if you really don’t want to be a part of this, but we’d miss you.
|
22:46
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A: you have to choose you can’t keep going back and forth. Sal just wants you to be here with us
|
22:48
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| kind baby |
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d: well, yeah, but i dont want to be taken from my home is all
|
22:53
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d: is that wrong
|
22:53
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| Agares |
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A: no. No it’s not wrong and I’m sorry. So are you staying?
|
22:54
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L: Azeri no he’s not. None of us are standing by while you and Sal plan to hurt people
|
22:55
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A: and how are we hurting people exactly? Apart from the whole kidnapping thing
|
22:55
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| kind baby |
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d: ..yeah thats a pretty hurtful thing to do
|
22:56
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| Agares |
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A: I’m sorry but you sound kinda silly to me. A kidnapping is kind of just a normal Tuesday for me I didn’t know it would be such a big deal
|
22:57
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| kind baby |
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d: :|
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22:58
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| Agares |
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A: not like I kidnap people I mean just around here. Toothpick area stuff
|
22:59
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| kind baby |
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d: just cause you hillbilly freaks are like this doesnt mean i am
|
22:59
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| Agares |
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L: hillbilly freaks?!
|
22:59
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L: (shakes head and looks away in anger)
|
23:00
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A: I’ve never really been outside of toothpick area for more than a few months I don’t know anything about normal life
|
23:01
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A: do you guys eat tacos like us?
|
23:01
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| kind baby |
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d: wha- yes?
|
23:05
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| Agares |
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A: see we aren’t that different :) there’s a taco joint here I was going to take Sal there after he woke up as a break I know he doesn’t want to take one but he deserves it I think
|
23:06
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A: maybe it can be the three of us if you aren’t leaving
|
23:07
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A: we’ll catch you up on what happened with Adrian
|
23:08
|
| kind baby |
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d: i think i should hear from him *first
|
23:09
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| Agares |
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A: ahh well that might be difficult unfortunately Sal left his phone in the garage and I can’t seem to find any of my things
|
23:10
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| kind baby |
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d: well you said i can get back to verdens from... walters house?
|
23:11
|
| Agares |
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L: Wally. Prince Wally. Are you okay?
|
23:11
|
| kind baby |
|
waltuh. put the knife away waltuh. were not doing homicide waltuh.
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23:11
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| Agares |
|
{€¥<€8
|
23:11
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L: Seriously Devi I know you drank a lot but I’m kind of concerned for your health
|
23:12
|
| kind baby |
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d: why?
|
23:12
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| Agares |
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L: well you didn’t remember Sal’s hair color and you don’t remember the phone number of the man you live with (which you should always know)
|
23:13
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A: Negative. Sal dyed his hair before he went to get Devi from work, the time they spoke before Devi was on some sort of drug, and with saved contacts in smartphones it’s easy to forget numbers
|
23:15
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A: he’s fine
|
23:16
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| kind baby |
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d: i dont think theres anything wrong with me. but you never know with microplastics in the water and all.
|
23:16
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| Agares |
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L: just let someone know if you’re feeling off okay?
|
23:17
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| kind baby |
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d: well i had a stroke last week.
|
23:17
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d: but i imagine its from work
|
23:18
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| Agares |
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L: (fearful)
|
23:18
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A: I died last week
|
23:19
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| kind baby |
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d: stop trying to 1up me
|
23:19
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| Agares |
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A: at least I can 1up someone with Sal around I am second rate at literally everything and he makes sure I know it
|
23:20
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| kind baby |
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d: why dont you just leave him. he’s unruly
|
23:20
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d: it can just be us and i do what i need to do sans sal
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23:20
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d: hes making things very difficul... Neptune. or. He him. i forgot you were here
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23:21
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| Agares |
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L: it’s Laik he/they but sure
|
23:21
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| kind baby |
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d: laikhethay
|
23:22
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| Agares |
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L: why are you still agreeing with them
|
23:22
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| kind baby |
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d: well. theyre not wrong. i just dont like sals methods
|
23:22
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| Agares |
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L: they ARE wrong Devi
|
23:22
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L: they’re going to kill you weren’t you scared about that a while ago
|
23:23
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| kind baby |
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d: i mean listen, if you could skip the entire process of being reborn and being trapped in another tier of this material hellscape would you do it
|
23:23
|
| Agares |
|
L: no? I want to be a demon so bad I’d be so cute
|
23:23
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| kind baby |
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d: im scared to not be there for it : ( i would like to be of sober mind
|
23:23
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d: look (pulls out narcotics anonymous keychain out of his pocket)
|
23:24
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d: im workin for it
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23:24
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d: one day at a time... god grant me the suppository
|
23:25
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| Agares |
|
A: unfortunately we can’t control when things happen. We weren’t planning to come here until Adrian messed up the e-sabs. The esabs is the device that separates the soul by the way you wouldn’t know that
|
23:25
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L: you call it the esabs??
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23:25
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A: oh yeah you aren’t supposed to know that. Uh
|
23:25
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| kind baby |
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d: you should just call it the Soul and body seperator. thats an ugly acronym
|
23:26
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| Agares |
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A: it stands for electronic. Actually no. I’m dumbing it down. It stands for electromagnetic. It’s the electromagnetic soul and body separator
|
23:27
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| kind baby |
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d: ok. now please tell me honestly. does sal want revenge
|
23:27
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| Agares |
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A: on who? He wants scientific advancement and to feel like he’s doing something for humanity
|
23:28
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L: (holding phone up)
|
23:28
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A: hey. What are you doing
|
23:28
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L: oh you know me I’m just checking tumblr I.. can’t get away from it for very long you know. Hehe
|
23:29
|
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A: you’re recording us. Devi can you take his phone
|
23:29
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| kind baby |
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d: (looks at azeri and grabs laiks phone)
|
23:32
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| Agares |
|
L: HEY!!! You can’t do that!!
|
23:33
|
| kind baby |
|
d: there are no cops here right?
|
23:33
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| Agares |
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A: nope
|
23:33
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A: unless the Popsicle cops are doing rounds (which they aren’t)
|
23:33
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L: give me my phone back! What if my parents call!!!
|
23:33
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| kind baby |
|
d: (stomps on laiks phone and it breaks in half) wow i... didnt mean to do that
|
23:34
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| Agares |
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L: (drops to floor)
|
23:34
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| kind baby |
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d: sorry i hate being recorded.
|
23:34
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| Agares |
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Sal: (peaking around corner) woowww impressive
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23:34
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A: Sal!
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23:34
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| kind baby |
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d: sal.
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23:35
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d: you BITCH
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23:35
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| Agares |
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Sal: who’s the real bitch here? Passed out drunk at such an important time? You need to get yourself together
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23:36
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| kind baby |
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d: im this close to beating you to death
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23:36
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devi is so funny. The cte is showing
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23:37
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| Agares |
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L: hey don’t beat him to death that’s not how to solve this (still on the ground picking up pieces of his phone)
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23:37
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Sal: run along Neptune this has nothing to do with you
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23:37
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| kind baby |
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d: (whispers to laik) can i have your knife
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23:38
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d: you understand right?
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23:38
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| Agares |
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L: no. No violence
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23:38
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| kind baby |
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d: im only counteracting the pretense of violence with more violence. come on now
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23:39
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d: its self defense
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23:39
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| Agares |
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Sal: Self defense? I’m not keeping you here. The door is open run somewhere else if you want
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23:40
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Sal: why did you come back? To beat me? To try to beat me? To try to stop me? You can beat me but you can’t stop me
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23:40
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| kind baby |
|
oh man
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23:40
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hes monologuing
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23:40
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d: wha
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23:40
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d: no youre just useless
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23:41
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d: you think this is getting you anywhere but youre just holding us back at this point and doing stupid stuff..... and i mean what if we get caught. youre barely even doing anything but causing problems and youll probably get the worst of it
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23:41
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| Agares |
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Sal: and what have you done for us?
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23:42
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| kind baby |
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d: ive been very patient (pensive)
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23:42
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d: no one else is listening to you but me because your delivery is god awful and i already thought this stuff in the first place... goodness. learn some business before you want to sell your ideas
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23:43
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| Agares |
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Sal: poor little office boy. Little social conformist. Stuck here with me, a social reject. You’re just as useless as me. We’re both cogs in a system. There’s nothing we can do.. well could do until now
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23:45
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| kind baby |
|
little office boy
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23:45
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d: well yeah everyones kinda useless. youre just useless in this niche you think you have going on
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23:46
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| Agares |
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Sal: we were both gifted. Me with intelligence you with, well, Ceo of Nilsen corp as your father. We both were gifted but we ended up here. Why?
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23:47
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| kind baby |
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d: because we’re blind followers. what did you say, social conformists
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23:47
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d: but the only thing worse than a blind follower is a blind follower that thinks theyre leading
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23:48
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| Agares |
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Sal: when did I say I was the leader
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23:48
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| kind baby |
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d: (cough)
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23:48
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d: do you have to say it?
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23:48
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| Agares |
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Sal: yes. I didn’t say that
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23:49
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Sal: I’m simply the loudest and most excited here
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23:49
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Sal: that’s what Azeri has been saying this whole time anyways
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23:49
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Sal: Azeri is our “leader”
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23:50
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| kind baby |
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d: id like to keep it that way at least he doesnt fucking steal me off the couch
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23:50
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| Agares |
|
Sal: hey he was cool with it! Did you throw me under the bus?
|
23:51
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A: uh well… ahhhhh I’m struggling to stay in contact with your plane of existence sorry
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23:51
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| kind baby |
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d: okay fuck all of you
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23:51
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d: i want MINIMAL contact. i want to get things in order and you can just let me know when the ........ whatever it is im not calling it that. the machine is done
|
23:52
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| Agares |
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Sal: it’s done.
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23:53
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| kind baby |
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d: i thought it was broken or something
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23:53
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| Agares |
|
Sal: well we have the original
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23:53
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Sal: it’s not improved so we won’t get much data to study only that that’s recorded by the first version but please. Please stay it’s all the way done
|
23:54
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Sal: it works perfectly it’s Azeri’s design
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23:54
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Sal: you like him better than me obviously
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23:54
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| kind baby |
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d: i hate both of you youre both tools
|
23:55
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| Agares |
|
Sal: TOOLS TO CREATE A BETTER AFTERLIFE
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23:55
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| kind baby |
|
d: doing some twisted symbiosis of ego trippage and passive deliverance and frankly, i do not want my life or lack thereof to be in the hands of either of you
|
23:55
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| Agares |
|
Sal: I can’t focus just leave and go through the forest until you’re killed but that evil statue or something I don’t know?
|
23:56
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| kind baby |
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d: what?
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23:56
|
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d: are you on something?
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23:57
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| Agares |
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A: the statue wouldn’t just kill him. Sal I was dealing with him fine please go lay down
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23:57
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Sal: no
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23:57
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| kind baby |
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d: ..
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23:57
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d: laiiiik
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23:57
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| Agares |
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L: (lightly sobbing over his phone) y yeah?
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23:58
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| kind baby |
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d: you wont say anything will you.
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23:58
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| Agares |
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L: I have to tell my dad why my phone broke
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23:59
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| kind baby |
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d: say you threw it at the wall for fun :D
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23:59
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Wednesday, 02. November 2022 |
| Agares |
|
Sal: you’re being real troublesome Devi. I could forgive you for all of this
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00:00
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| kind baby |
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d: troublesome.......... yeah
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00:00
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d: like real troublesome in the way im leaving and never seeing any of you again (backing away)
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00:01
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| Agares |
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Sal: good riddance Mr. Nilsen. I thought I’d give you a chance
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00:02
|
| kind baby |
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d: (throws wallet and little na keychain on the floor) thats for you guys to give to my folks!
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00:02
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| Agares |
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A: don’t go out there
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00:04
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A: at least let someone lead you to Wally’s
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00:04
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| kind baby |
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d: whatever kills me will be much less painful than knowing you two were the cause of it!!!!
|
00:05
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| Agares |
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A: Devi don’t go out there
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00:05
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| kind baby |
|
d: byeeeeeeee!
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00:05
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(hes so fucked.)
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00:05
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(#PACKWATCH #RIPBOZO)
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00:05
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| Agares |
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A: trust me what you could experience is a far slower and more painful death than anything if you do come across the statue
|
00:05
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| kind baby |
|
(can devi actually be cursed itll be so funny if he just did that to himself.)
|
00:06
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| Agares |
|
Maybe he could have a little curse scare but not really. Just think he got cursed for a while
|
00:06
|
| kind baby |
|
How does that work
|
00:07
|
| Agares |
|
Idk. He sees the normal statue and thinks oh shit without knowing that it has glowing red eyes if it’s looking upon the cursed
|
00:07
|
| kind baby |
|
Hehehe
|
00:08
|
|
|
I think aesma can fuck with him a littly as a treat. They dont like when people call upon the statue for their own doing
|
00:08
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| Agares |
|
Yeah
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00:09
|
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|
Idk what to do now
|
00:09
|
| kind baby |
|
timeskip.
|
00:09
|
| Agares |
|
To when
|
00:09
|
| kind baby |
|
laik goes home
|
00:10
|
|
|
well to friends mansion
|
00:10
|
|
|
sorry i love the in between parts at her house it feels like a intermission
|
00:10
|
| Agares |
|
It’s like the part after the commercial where they do a little skit and recap before returning to the series
|
00:11
|
| kind baby |
|
EXACTLY YOU GET IT
|
00:11
|
| Agares |
|
L: (speedwalking though the halls) FRIEND? WALLY? PHILA? SONDER??? ANYONE?
|
00:12
|
| kind baby |
|
w: laik?
|
00:12
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| Agares |
|
L: WALLY (glomps him with force)
|
00:13
|
| kind baby |
|
w: ahh hi....
|
00:13
|
|
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w: why the “glomp”
|
00:13
|
| Agares |
|
L: my phone is broken! Devi broke my phone!!! And Sal and Azeri are in toothpick you have to help!!
|
00:13
|
| kind baby |
|
w: what?
|
00:13
|
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w: im missing a LOT of context you know that
|
00:14
|
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w: just tell me all what happened and ill go and settle things
|
00:14
|
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w: with friend. and her scythe
|
00:14
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| Agares |
|
L: uhh Well Devi came banging on my door and he told me he was kidnapped by Sal and Azeri and brought to Toothpick and so I went to go calmly confront them (I brought a knife but I wouldn’t let anyone use it) and Sal was asleep initially so we were just talking it out with Azeri and I was trying to record but. But Azeri saw and told Devi to grab m phone and he smashed it under his foot!!!
|
00:16
|
|
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L: anyways then Sal came around the corner and things got more violent
|
00:16
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| kind baby |
|
w: and then?
|
00:17
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| Agares |
|
L: Devi ran away.. They told me to get out so I did and came straight here for help
|
00:18
|
|
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L: you gotta stop them Wally you have to
|
00:18
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| kind baby |
|
w: i dont understand how devi fits into this scenario
|
00:19
|
|
|
w: he did. all that?
|
00:19
|
| Agares |
|
L: yes! He destroyed my phone and my cute phone case :(
|
00:19
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| kind baby |
|
w: i want whatever hes snorting
|
00:20
|
|
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w: just kidding laik id never do drugs...
|
00:20
|
| Agares |
|
L: Okay good.
|
00:20
|
| kind baby |
|
w: you said it got violent with sal?
|
00:20
|
| Agares |
|
L: well.. violent for me they were just yelling
|
00:21
|
| kind baby |
|
w: (walks to guest bedroom hes staying in and opens a drawer with his clothes and a cute little knife on top)
|
00:21
|
|
|
w: do you like it? its a stiletto knife.
|
00:22
|
| Agares |
|
L: it’s pretty.. but we really don’t need to escalate this
|
00:22
|
|
|
L: there were no weapons drawn
|
00:22
|
| kind baby |
|
w: i just dont trust sal okay? sorry...
|
00:22
|
|
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w: i wont be knifey happy but im keeping it with me just in case...
|
00:23
|
| Agares |
|
L: I mean I have a knife but it’s different for you to have one than it is me. As long as you’re being responsible
|
00:23
|
| kind baby |
|
w: >: |
|
00:23
|
|
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w: me being possessed doesnt count
|
00:24
|
| Agares |
|
L: remember that time when you pointed a knife at yourself and then me? And remember all of those times you threatened to stab Phila to death?
|
00:25
|
| kind baby |
|
w: yeah
|
00:25
|
|
|
w: its really fun
|
00:25
|
| Agares |
|
L: it is not fun to be on the receiving end
|
00:26
|
| kind baby |
|
w: it is for me
|
00:26
|
|
|
w: skill issue
|
00:26
|
| Agares |
|
L: (rolls eyes) let’s get friend
|
00:27
|
|
|
L: thank you for helping Wally
|
00:27
|
| kind baby |
|
w: what?! phila says it all the time
|
00:27
|
| Agares |
|
L: so you like him and want to emulate him now? What has happened
|
00:28
|
|
|
L: I’m just joking
|
00:28
|
|
|
L: I saw a picture a few days ago that reminded me of you hold on let me get (no phone in pocket) .excuse my language please. Damnit!!!!
|
00:29
|
| kind baby |
|
w: you can explain it to me. i have great visual memory
|
00:32
|
| Agares |
|
L: it was a picture of a little black kitten with a knife and a napkin soaked in something red
|
00:33
|
|
|
L: that’s how you are. Murderous. Adorable. You know?
|
00:34
|
| kind baby |
|
w: blood.
|
00:34
|
|
|
w: im a really big fan of blood laik. Your right. Thank you.
|
00:34
|
| Agares |
|
P: (appears from shadows) wow gayasses fagging out in the hallways are we? I need in that door behind you
|
00:36
|
|
|
L: hey don’t say that!
|
00:37
|
| kind baby |
|
w: sal’s in toothpick!
|
00:37
|
|
|
w: phila do you know what this means
|
00:37
|
| Agares |
|
P: Azeri’s about to groom another kid idk
|
00:38
|
| kind baby |
|
w: i can stab that sick bastard to death as many times as i want!
|
00:38
|
|
|
w: that too
|
00:38
|
| Agares |
|
P: okay well it sounds like you’ve got it covered
|
00:38
|
|
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P: I’m happy for you
|
00:39
|
|
|
P: can you save me some blood I need to know what intellectuals taste like
|
00:40
|
| kind baby |
|
w: hes what i would consider a pseudointellectual
|
00:40
|
|
|
w: he wouldnt know what to do if he was bleeding out... hehehe
|
00:40
|
|
|
w: (zoned out)
|
00:40
|
| Agares |
|
P: I was saying it ironically that guy’s not smart he just reads books
|
00:40
|
|
|
L: stop talking so much about stabbing him to death. I thought you were going to be responsible Wally
|
00:41
|
| kind baby |
|
w: ...
|
00:41
|
|
|
w: huhwhua
|
00:41
|
| Agares |
|
L: :(
|
00:41
|
| kind baby |
|
w: laik its perfect. think about it
|
00:42
|
| Agares |
|
L: no it’s not perfect we need to help him
|
00:42
|
| kind baby |
|
w: adrians a genius
|
00:42
|
|
|
w: and he didnt even know it
|
00:42
|
| Agares |
|
L: no one has to be hurt more
|
00:43
|
|
|
P: I’m on team stab to death now can you two please move I just want over there
|
00:44
|
| kind baby |
|
w: he lured him out to toothpick so we can kill him and no one will ever know! meanwhile in verdens we wouldve gotten interrupted by... cops....
|
00:45
|
|
|
w: eugh.... you know sal reminds me of a cop
|
00:45
|
|
|
w: hes utterly useless and yet strangely intimidating
|
00:45
|
| Agares |
|
L: Cops aren’t useless they stop drugs
|
00:46
|
| kind baby |
|
w: i was scared before but, after what you told me laik, hes not the thinking type
|
00:46
|
| Agares |
|
P: he made a false bomb threat at a store to try to get away.
|
00:47
|
| kind baby |
|
w: i thought it was a smart move
|
00:47
|
|
|
w: however i wouldve gone off the grid for years and brought a real bomb before i pulled that stunt
|
00:47
|
| Agares |
|
P: see I would’ve brought a real bomb too
|
00:48
|
|
|
L: stop discussing this you want to kill him i’m sure Friend won’t approve of this
|
00:48
|
| kind baby |
|
w: hes not the brightest even though he likes to sound like it. his little poindexter glasses and stupid nerdy haircut and behaviors
|
00:48
|
|
|
w: his endless monologues... hes crazy.
|
00:49
|
| Agares |
|
P: starting to sound homo. I want in that room behind you Wally
|
00:49
|
|
|
L: why do you want behind us so bad it’s just a storage closet from what I recall
|
00:50
|
|
|
P: no it’s a wine cellar
|
00:50
|
| kind baby |
|
w: like amontillado...
|
00:50
|
| Agares |
|
P: I’m just trying to make a call
|
00:51
|
|
|
L: to who
|
00:51
|
|
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P: not ur fuckin business
|
00:52
|
|
|
P: I live here
|
00:52
|
| kind baby |
|
w: who
|
01:02
|
| Agares |
|
P: my dad go away
|
01:03
|
| kind baby |
|
w: you dont have a dad
|
01:04
|
| Agares |
|
P: ughhhhh you know who I mean
|
01:04
|
| kind baby |
|
w: maybe try to “phone home”
|
01:05
|
| Agares |
|
P: what?
|
01:05
|
| kind baby |
|
w: call him from the phone home
|
01:06
|
|
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w: home phone
|
01:06
|
|
|
w: ...
|
01:06
|
| Agares |
|
P: ……
|
01:06
|
|
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P: no Friend doesn’t want me talking to him
|
01:06
|
|
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P: she’ll know if I’m on the home phone
|
01:06
|
|
|
P: also why the hell would I use the home phone
|
01:07
|
| kind baby |
|
w: (facepalm)
|
01:07
|
| Agares |
|
P: I’m trying to get to a place where she won’t find me
|
01:07
|
| kind baby |
|
w: call his home phone. mom only has his cellphone saved in her phone
|
01:08
|
|
|
w: if you have his number any way
|
01:08
|
| Agares |
|
P: ohh. Shit you’re a genius…
|
01:08
|
| kind baby |
|
w: and say its juni
|
01:08
|
|
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w: also dont ask why i was on moms phone.
|
01:08
|
| Agares |
|
P: I mess around on there sometimes too don’t worry
|
01:09
|
|
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P: why wouldn’t you just let me in the room
|
01:09
|
| kind baby |
|
w: what room
|
01:09
|
| Agares |
|
P: the goddamn wine cellar I’m gonna beat you with a rubber mallet until you can think right
|
01:10
|
| kind baby |
|
w: :|
|
01:10
|
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w: (steps aside)
|
01:10
|
| Agares |
|
P: Jesus Christ asshole (goes into the room)
|
01:11
|
|
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L: wait we should go with him and tell Adrian about Devi
|
01:11
|
| kind baby |
|
w: do you think thats a good idea
|
01:12
|
| Agares |
|
L: of course he’s worried!
|
01:12
|
| kind baby |
|
w: well
|
01:12
|
| Agares |
|
L: if this is about killing Sal again we are not going to kill him unless absolutely necessary
|
01:13
|
| kind baby |
|
wally and phila
|
01:13
|
|
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01:14
|
| Agares |
|
EXACTLY
|
01:14
|
| kind baby |
|
w: alright alright... no killing...
|
01:15
|
| Agares |
|
L: :)
|
01:15
|
|
|
L: instead we convince Sal to go do what he normally does instead of this because he isn’t even good at this
|
01:16
|
|
|
Uhh Phila talking to Adrian go
|
01:17
|
|
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P: hi dad
|
01:18
|
| kind baby |
|
a: hello?
|
01:18
|
|
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a: why did you call me from here
|
01:18
|
| Agares |
|
P: uh well funny story I’m currently in the wine cellar? Did you know my mom’s mansion had a wine cellar? Well it does. Anyways she doesn’t want me talking to you at all
|
01:19
|
|
|
P: but you know I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks so I thought I’d check up
|
01:19
|
| kind baby |
|
Almsot fel assleep
|
01:29
|
|
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a: you shouldnt be calling me
|
01:29
|
| Agares |
|
You can sleep if you want
|
01:30
|
|
|
P: but I wanted to
|
01:30
|
|
|
P: mom’s just mad you know she’d never punish me anyways
|
01:31
|
|
|
Yeaming time
|
22:47
|
| kind baby |
|
is that a threat
|
22:47
|
|
|
jk
|
22:47
|
|
|
a: yeah.
|
22:48
|
|
|
a: have you heard anything on devis whereabouts
|
22:48
|
| Agares |
|
P: yeah. Last we heard he’s alive buuut he ran off. In toothpick
|
22:49
|
| kind baby |
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a: WHAT
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22:49
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P: if we find him he should be okay he’s mad at Sal
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22:49
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| kind baby |
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a: what. why
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22:50
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P: uhh I don’t know that’s what Laik said though
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22:50
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P: I was watching them talk while trying to get in here
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22:51
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P: Wally and Laik
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22:51
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a: how do you watch someone talk
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22:51
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a: just joshin
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22:51
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| Agares |
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P: ahah I was about to say I’m a fuckin shadow man what do you think
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22:52
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P: anywho. Wally is going to stab Sal to death
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22:52
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P: so we shouldn’t have to worry about that
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22:53
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a: that sounds fitting
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22:53
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a: i think devi should be put on suicide watch. what do you think about that?
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22:53
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P: I mean if you want to he might’ve just been having a day just some convenient timing
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22:54
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a: hes always. having days
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22:54
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P: I’m sooo glad I called you so I can solve your problems instead of my mom’s. I’m just kidding I don’t mind
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22:55
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P: if you think putting him on suicide watch will help you can but you shouldn’t tell him that when you first see each other again or he might leave to go with Sal
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22:57
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a: no youre right sorry
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22:57
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a: yeah
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22:57
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a: sorry im just sad
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22:57
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P: it’s okay. We should run away together
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22:58
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P: see if they all miss us
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22:58
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| kind baby |
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a: phila what the fuck
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22:58
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P: I’m being serious! I think it’s a good idea!
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22:59
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| kind baby |
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a: i would say id tell your mom you said that but...
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22:59
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| Agares |
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P: no she shouldn’t know. Once Devi is safe you should pick me up and we should go to some different city a bit away from Verdens I don’t know where take your pick
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P: maybe just drive a direction and see where it takes us I don’t know
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23:01
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P: once we come back the waters should be calmer and everyone will just be glad we’re okay
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23:01
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| kind baby |
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a: what
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23:11
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a: phila i cant handle two loonys
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23:12
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P: m not loony just think about it you know? I have a bag ready so you can just take me if you decide yes it won’t be a deal
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23:13
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P: Dad? Agh I didn’t even get to say I loved him (pensive)
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23:15
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this is so fucked up
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23:16
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P: (walks out of the wine cellar) well that was a bust.
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P: but he wants us to get Devi
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Agares
kind baby
